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I'm freaking dying for a sandwich here. I haven't been to my favorite deli in weeks. Maybe months. I've had a craving for pastrami going for quite some time. In the last week or so I've also been thinking about the turkey and avocado sandwich. To top it all off, I may be moving to a different office (in a different city), which means saying goodbye to the only good deli I know of. This means I will be going in for a farewell sandwich this week. But now I'm deeply craving two different sandwiches. They're too big to eat two, and if I get either one I'll be disappointed.
What am I going to do?
PS: ARGH! Now I want KFC as well!
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Come hang out with me. I know of a great (and affordable) deli in downtown Salt Lake (a mere 45 minutes away), and I live next door to a KFC.
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But I want the popcorn chicken! And the boneless barbecue wings! And a bucket of extra tasty crispy! And some chicken littles! Do they even have those anymore? I don't know!
Oh, my poor stupid stomach and its unreasonable cravings...
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Obviously, sensei is not thinking. You get both sandwiches under the pretense of saving one... Then you fold and eat them both! That way, the ensuing stomach pains cause you to go off sandwiches for a little while, effectively ridding you of the problem of withdrawal until you can find a decent deli.
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Michael Jackson did not molest a little kid!!! Sure, he's a little odd, and wierd, and has a few strange habbits that happen to be having sleep overs with kids in his Neverland Ranch... but he did not molest a little kid!
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It's not really chicken even. The "chicken is grown in vats. They don't have beaks or feathers, but they each have 8 wings and 8 legs. That's why they go by KFC now, they can't use Chicken in the title.
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I've heard it's mostly hydra meat, although occasionally they'll use a chimera. They're both surprisingly heart healthy meats.
I've heard that McDonalds is looking into using 30% minotaur in their burgers, and I have it on good authority that the Chicken Whopper is actually mostly harpy.
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I *guarentee* you, Mike, that you won't find any urban legends about the use of mythological creatures in fast food over at Snopes. That makes it true, right?
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quote:DARK HELMET: There it is, Planet Druidia, and underneath the air shield, ten thousand years of fresh air. We must get through that air shield.
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[Col Sandurz hits his back. Dark Helmet spits out coffee and his mask falls down.]
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