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Trogdor the Burninator
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From a mafia thread at grenme..... this is actually nathan writing in the third person.

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Nathan is going through a rut, is completely unmotivated, and spends his days napping on the couch, trying not to care about too much.
So, I say we turn this into a T-Smith motivational thread.

I'll go first...

**burninates Nathan, covering his teenage body with third degree burns, then pushes him outside into a gigantic snowbank**
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Zotto!
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*helps*
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Shigosei
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Sleep in ice...wake in flame...

Too bad Worthing isn't around to protect us anymore.
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Suneun
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*dances nekkid*
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Shig, I thought it was sleep in flame, wake in ice.
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Belle
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*sets couch on fire so Nathan can no longer lay around on it*
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Jon Boy
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*drives up to Bountiful and kicks Nathan's skinny white butt*
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Brinestone
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*introduces Nathan to a very cute, very fun young woman*
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Eaquae Legit
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*gives Nathan a cookie*
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Annie
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*gives Nate a fortune cookie*
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Mr.Funny
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*Steals Nate's distinctive brown jacket*
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Godric
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::encourages T to take up a hobby -- such as Origami!::
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*taps foot impatiently waiting for Nathan to post in here*

*hands Nathan a brand new pair of orange tights*

*steals his brown jacket back from Mr. Funny so Nathan can continue to be...dinstinctive*
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Ophelia
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[Kiss] Nathan
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celia60
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i think ruth might be onto something.

or ophelia.

[Kiss]

and now that he's relaxed [Laugh] [Wink]
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zgator
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quote:
Nathan's in a rut. Let's dig him out.
<checks engineering textbooks>

Yep, just as I thought. The best way to take care of a rut is to fill it in, not dig it out.

<throws shovelful of dirt on Nathan's head>
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TheTick
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Zan, remember "Supermodels don't date guys that live in the dirt!"
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El Babalao
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::places chicken feathers on Nathan's couch::

::curses Nathan::

[Evil Laugh]
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::wonders how El Babalao avoided getting a razz in the last post::
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::jumps up and down, gesticulating wildly::

Hoopdy-hoo! Look at me! I'm jumping around like an idiot for Nathan!
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pooka
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Nathan, are you going to LTUE next week?
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Anti-Chris
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Pooka: As far as I know, I'm not. I don't exactly know when, where, or how much. Then again, I never know where my brain is going to take me tomorrow.

Sorry I haven't responded to this. I saw it, it made me smile, and I appreciate it. Thanks, guys and gals.
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Anthro
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*burns Nathan's house down and dances wildly outside, cackling*

*seduces that young gel Brinestone was talking about away from Nathan. Together create a plot to murder him and inherit his vast wealth. Implement plan. Tango on Nathan's grave*

Wait--what were we doing again?
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Anti-Chris
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Apparently, killing me.
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Anthro
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Oh. Right then. Thanks for the wealth and stuff.
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