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Jenny Gardener
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Meow! I'm in the mood to have fun. You can join in, too.

This is a thread for playful compliments and sassy one-liners.

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Hot Nathan
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Uh... petting is a highly negative thing in my religion.

Edited to add:
[Wink]

[ February 20, 2004, 02:22 PM: Message edited by: Hot Nathan ]

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Jenny Gardener
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How about "rubbing", then? [Evil Laugh]
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Hot Nathan
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::checks manual::

Nope, says nothing in there about rubbing.

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Yozhik
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He can't do that either.
Though he could shake your hand, maybe.

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Hot Nathan
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Spoil sport.
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Jenny Gardener
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Rub me the right way, and I'll purr.
Rub me the wrong way, and I'll slash your fingers off.

Meow!

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A Rat Named Dog
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I never thought Hatrack would have a furry thread.
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Storm Saxon
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*Rubs Jenny's tummy*
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Jenny Gardener
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*scratches*

Wrong way, bub! Only kittens get to go there!

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*My* cat really likes to have his tummy rubbed. :/
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Jenny Gardener
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Livvy is the purr-fect person to share a bed with.
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Storm Saxon
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*Offers Jenny-cat some tuna*

You know! You can tuna piano, but you can't tuna fish!

*falls all over self laughing*

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Hot Nathan
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I make loud noises when I go to bed and can be easily disoriented. Just ask Taalcon.
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Jenny Gardener
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Stormy, the operating word is "his". Female cats usually object to their nipples being rubbed.
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Olivet
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[ROFL]

*rubs cheek against Jenny-Cat's shoulder*

*purs*

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Jenny Gardener
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Tuna!

Purrrrrrrrrrr.

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Jenny Gardener
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*full body pass at Livvy-cat*

I'll even share my tuna.

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*flips tail*

*shares Tuna*

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Hot Nathan
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::grabs a seat::
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TheTick
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I feel vaguely naughty reading this thread.
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Jenny Gardener
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Ticks are more than vaguely naughty - all swollen up with blood and all. [Eek!]
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*Races at drapes in a low crouch*
*Springs on drapes claws extended*
*Looks down at Jenny cat and wickedly grins, tail lashing*

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zgator
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I might have to go home early today.
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Jenny Gardener
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Oh yeah?

*Crouches*
*runs*
*leaps at drapes and runs up halfway*

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Brinestone
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Just remember kids: back rubs in the front room can lead to front rubs in the back room!

This public service announcement brought to you by a bulletin board on my freshman dorm floor wall.

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Jenny Gardener
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*Curls tail in a question mark*

*Minces out of the front room*

Time for Jenny-cat to go away. There's going to be a party at her house tonight and she needs to find hiding places.

(Ding-Dong!)

EEK!
*dashes under a couch, not to come out until all the people have left*

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Storm Saxon
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*jumps down off drapes*
*starts cleaning self*
*looks up at the Jenny-cat. What's that silly cat doing up there?*

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Bob_Scopatz
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quote:
Livvy is the purr-fect person to share a bed with.
So I've heard.
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MEC
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Let's drug the cats!

*Takes out gallon of catnip and poors it all over floor.*

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My cat, Episcia, likes to be held by the scruff of the neck and spanked. She doesn't like to be petted, just spanked. She'll sit on your lap as long as you do what she wants, but the minute you stop she huffs at you and leaves.

::grabs Jenny by the scruff of the neck::

[Evil]

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A Rat Named Dog
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You guys are freaking me out. Maybe I'm the wrong species to appreciate all this cat-play ...
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*scratches everyone behind their ears*
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*scratches under Jenny's chin*

What is it with cats and that area?

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Sachiko
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If you drink, don't park. Remember, accidents cause people.
[Smile]

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Sachiko
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What I think is icky is when you scratch a cat's head and they twist around so that your finger goes right in their ear. Yeech.

*edited for asinine spelling errors*

[ February 20, 2004, 08:48 PM: Message edited by: Sachiko ]

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quote:
I make loud noises when I go to bed and can be easily disoriented. Just ask Taalcon.
's true. The fellow's a nocturnal menace.
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Sachiko
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"Nocturnal menace", eh?

*snicker*

Sounds like someone I know. [Smile]

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