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Topic: Pet me
Jenny Gardener
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posted February 20, 2004 02:20 PM
Meow! I'm in the mood to have fun. You can join in, too. This is a thread for playful compliments and sassy one-liners.
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Hot Nathan
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posted February 20, 2004 02:22 PM
Uh... petting is a highly negative thing in my religion. Edited to add: [ February 20, 2004, 02:22 PM: Message edited by: Hot Nathan ]
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Hot Nathan
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posted February 20, 2004 02:26 PM
::checks manual:: Nope, says nothing in there about rubbing.
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Yozhik
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posted February 20, 2004 02:27 PM
He can't do that either. Though he could shake your hand, maybe.
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Hot Nathan
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posted February 20, 2004 02:28 PM
Spoil sport.
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Jenny Gardener
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posted February 20, 2004 02:28 PM
Rub me the right way, and I'll purr. Rub me the wrong way, and I'll slash your fingers off. Meow!
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A Rat Named Dog
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posted February 20, 2004 02:29 PM
I never thought Hatrack would have a furry thread.
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Jenny Gardener
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posted February 20, 2004 02:31 PM
*scratches* Wrong way, bub! Only kittens get to go there!
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Storm Saxon
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posted February 20, 2004 02:31 PM
*My* cat really likes to have his tummy rubbed. :/
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Jenny Gardener
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posted February 20, 2004 02:32 PM
Livvy is the purr-fect person to share a bed with.
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Storm Saxon
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posted February 20, 2004 02:33 PM
*Offers Jenny-cat some tuna* You know! You can tuna piano, but you can't tuna fish! *falls all over self laughing*
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Hot Nathan
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posted February 20, 2004 02:34 PM
I make loud noises when I go to bed and can be easily disoriented. Just ask Taalcon.
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Jenny Gardener
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posted February 20, 2004 02:34 PM
Stormy, the operating word is "his". Female cats usually object to their nipples being rubbed.
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Olivet
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posted February 20, 2004 02:35 PM
*rubs cheek against Jenny-Cat's shoulder* *purs*
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Jenny Gardener
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posted February 20, 2004 02:36 PM
*full body pass at Livvy-cat* I'll even share my tuna.
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Olivet
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posted February 20, 2004 02:37 PM
*flips tail* *shares Tuna*
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Hot Nathan
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posted February 20, 2004 02:38 PM
::grabs a seat::
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TheTick
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posted February 20, 2004 02:39 PM
I feel vaguely naughty reading this thread.
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Jenny Gardener
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posted February 20, 2004 02:41 PM
Ticks are more than vaguely naughty - all swollen up with blood and all.
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Storm Saxon
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posted February 20, 2004 02:41 PM
*Races at drapes in a low crouch* *Springs on drapes claws extended* *Looks down at Jenny cat and wickedly grins, tail lashing*
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zgator
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posted February 20, 2004 02:42 PM
I might have to go home early today.
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Jenny Gardener
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posted February 20, 2004 02:42 PM
Oh yeah? *Crouches* *runs* *leaps at drapes and runs up halfway*
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Brinestone
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posted February 20, 2004 02:42 PM
Just remember kids: back rubs in the front room can lead to front rubs in the back room! This public service announcement brought to you by a bulletin board on my freshman dorm floor wall.
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Jenny Gardener
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posted February 20, 2004 02:48 PM
*Curls tail in a question mark* *Minces out of the front room* Time for Jenny-cat to go away. There's going to be a party at her house tonight and she needs to find hiding places. (Ding-Dong!) EEK! *dashes under a couch, not to come out until all the people have left*
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Storm Saxon
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posted February 20, 2004 02:48 PM
*jumps down off drapes* *starts cleaning self* *looks up at the Jenny-cat. What's that silly cat doing up there?*
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted February 20, 2004 03:03 PM
quote: Livvy is the purr-fect person to share a bed with. So I've heard.
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MEC
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posted February 20, 2004 04:15 PM
Let's drug the cats! *Takes out gallon of catnip and poors it all over floor.*
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MoonRabbit
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posted February 20, 2004 07:42 PM
My cat, Episcia, likes to be held by the scruff of the neck and spanked. She doesn't like to be petted, just spanked. She'll sit on your lap as long as you do what she wants, but the minute you stop she huffs at you and leaves. ::grabs Jenny by the scruff of the neck::
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A Rat Named Dog
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posted February 20, 2004 08:01 PM
You guys are freaking me out. Maybe I'm the wrong species to appreciate all this cat-play ...
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Anthro
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posted February 20, 2004 08:35 PM
*scratches everyone behind their ears*
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Jeni
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posted February 20, 2004 08:42 PM
*scratches under Jenny's chin* What is it with cats and that area?
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Sachiko
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posted February 20, 2004 08:45 PM
If you drink, don't park. Remember, accidents cause people.
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Sachiko
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posted February 20, 2004 08:46 PM
What I think is icky is when you scratch a cat's head and they twist around so that your finger goes right in their ear. Yeech. *edited for asinine spelling errors* [ February 20, 2004, 08:48 PM: Message edited by: Sachiko ]
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Taalcon
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posted February 20, 2004 09:22 PM
quote: I make loud noises when I go to bed and can be easily disoriented. Just ask Taalcon. 's true. The fellow's a nocturnal menace.
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Sachiko
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posted February 20, 2004 09:32 PM
"Nocturnal menace", eh? *snicker* Sounds like someone I know.
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