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Anthro
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Basically like the out-of-context thread; when you hear something that arranges itself to mean something dirty in your mind, quote it here. And that's it.

dkw:
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But it's so *short*! ::wail::


[ February 24, 2004, 04:42 PM: Message edited by: Anthro ]
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celia60
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have you read the out of context thread? what do you think we're posting in there?
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Beren One Hand
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This is the thread where we just make up stuff that we wish people did say:

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Take me Beren, take me now!
*insert your name here*
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twinky
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Where's CT?

Edit: A friend of mine was in Washington this weekend. Apparently, at the aerospace museum, there is a device called a penetrometer. It measures "resistance to penetration."

We're planning to construct our own penetrometers. We'll point them at our female friends and measure their resistance to penetration.

[Big Grin]

[ February 24, 2004, 08:28 PM: Message edited by: twinky ]
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mackillian
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Twinky, males are BORN with one of those.
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Jon Boy
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I still fail to see the difference between the Out of Context thread and this one.
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mack! [ROFL]
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Happy Camper
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We soils engineers are well aware of the penetrometer. Actually some of us are very well versed in the use of a cone penetrometer. Won't tell you what it's for. I'll leave that up to your imagination.
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twinky
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Ah, but Mack, these penetrometers will be able to determine resistance to penetration beforehand.

Cone penetrometer, eh...
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zgator
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Cone penetrometers measure not only resistance at the tip, but friction along the side.

BTW, if you didn't already know it, civil engineers' erections last forever.
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Your poor lady friends. [Frown]
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