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MoonRabbit
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Tonight we're watching Tivo (probably Judging Amy or CSI, I don't remember) and my wife pauses a commercial to drool over Carrot Top. Now, I'm not a prude by any means, but Carrot Top? [Eek!]

And no, I'm not kidding. She thinks he has really sexy arms and eyebrows. He reminds her of a high school boyfriend.

She picked me, so I guess I can proudly say I'm hotter than Carrot top.
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Dude, Carrot Top?

You'd better step it up a notch, mang. [Eek!]
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docmagik
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I've been driving out to Palm Springs every day for the last week and he's all over billboards between here and there because he's going to be at some indian casino or other.

Rabbit, I'm really, really sorry, but your wife may need some help.
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Da_Goat
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I know somebody who massages him.

[ March 16, 2004, 11:50 PM: Message edited by: Da_Goat ]
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mr_porteiro_head
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I don't know. If she thinks Carrot Top is hot, how much hotter must she think you are?
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Sopwith
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I still think he looks like the Wendy's girl on steroids...
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I'm sorry. On the other hand maybe you have more a resemblance to Carrot Top than you knew...
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I sang TV SHow THeme Song Karaoke with Carrot Top. I put him in a Human Bowling Ball.

And that was all within the first month of my present job.
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