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GradStudent
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This is my attempt at started my first fluff thread.

I have a Potato Head at my desk at work (named Noam, long story). One of my colleagues and I are always playing little pranks on each other.

Today, I came in and found a basket of french fries right in front of Noam. Obviously, he will never be the same, and will need years of counseling to deal with this horror.

I want to make an protest sign for poor Noam to hold, but I can't think of anything cute to put on it. Something along the lines of, "Stop the innocent slaughter of potatoes for fries."

Y'all are great with puns. Any idea?
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rivka
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My eyes! My poor eyes! [Big Grin]
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mr_porteiro_head
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I am so egoistical. I thought this thread was going to be about me. [Embarrassed]
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"Hugs not Spuds"
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Bob the Lawyer
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Have you heard the song Don't Slay that Potato by Tom Paxton?
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KarlEd
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ROTFL!! I have to second rivka's idea.
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How about, "D@#$! Them French!"

(Sorry Anne)
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"I hope that was no one I knew!"

Kind of Gary Larsonish, so it might not be the effect your looking for.

How about, "This is an unapeeling development."

Dagonee
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GradStudent
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I knew you'd have great ideas!
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Make love, not fries?
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Eat Mor Chikin
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Dan_raven
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"Jullian, what did they do to you?"
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Yams, the other starchy vegetable.
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I'd rather go naked than eat potatoes.
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Dan_raven
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"I cry everytime I watch "Fried Green Potatos"
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Place fried potatoes on top, with a sign--"We can rebuild him. Make him better, stronger, faster."

Put a sign on Mr. Potato Head reading, "The Bionic Potato"
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