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Ben, were you the one who posted that ebay page and then deleted it? It was hilarious!
quote:This dress cost me $1200 that my drunken sot of an ex-father-in-law swore up and down he would pay for but didn’t so I got stuck with the bill. Luckily I only got stuck with his daughter for 5 years. Thank the Lord we didn't have kids. If they would have turned out like her or her family I would have slit my wrists. Anyway, it’s a really nice dress as you can see in the pictures. Personally, I think it looks like a $1200 shower curtain....
There was this one woman who wrote, "You should have covered your tattoos. People will be able to recognize you, like on America’s Most Wanted." HELLO!!! I’m a guy selling a dress. I’m not wanted for war crimes.
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Yeah, I was going to reply about the eBay thing but it disappeared.. Here's my comment, since he mentioned it.. It's amazing and kinda cool that humor and a live-journal on eBay will get you such publicity and money. It almost seems like it will pave the way for funny livejournals that ask for a bit o' money if you find it humorous. Wouldn't that be an interesting evolution?
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E-Slice, You gotta be a smart, tall, dark, and handsome motherf**ker to get women here. and when you fail to meet most of those requirements, you drug them. and maybe then slobber on their nose. (hey, it worked for me.)
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Well, I didn't carry the camera into the water, silly. Those are Pre- and Post- Nudity pics. Although the second one does feature some SEMI-Nudity...
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This has been my best week of the year. seriously.
So far this week we've gone skinny dipping in the ocean at midnight, went to random biking enthusiast's sendoff, checked out the human rights festival downtown this weekend, went to a very ghetto zoo, made an appearance at my friend Andrew's "WE'RE GETTING EVICTED SO F**K YOU LANDLORD" party, ate dinner at an hibachi grill, movied again with dave, and um...other stuff. anyways, i'm having a blast. girl leaves in the morning and her last night in town (she stayed an extra day) i am stuck at work. sigh. ok yea, all the single guys here should find themselves a lindsay. strongly suggest it.
so, yea...
We're Going to Mars, Bitches!
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I envy you. You've got what looks like a bubbly woman. I have one with lots of neuroses, especially here at college. And she's hostile about her issues, too, so I can't really talk to her about it. Oh well... women will be women, and I'll always be confused.
[edit] Rereading that it made it sound like I was complaining about my girlfriend... that's not true. I love her more than anyone else. She's just hard to deal with sometimes. I suppose everyone is.
quote: she is currently in Orange, TX as of this post.
ETA to Athens is 8am.
That is such a friggin' lie. There is no way she could even drive from the USA to Greece, let alone make it by 8AM.
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But in a few hours less than two days from now he will be here. And we will have a week of roadtrip goodness.
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i get to go see her again. the fact ive gotten to see my longdistance girl twice in one month makes me feel like i am being unfair to some other poor sap.
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Ben is on a plane right now. And I'm a college graduate.
Oh, and I know I'll see Ben before he reads this, but I feel that it should be declared that at least some of my friends think that my driving to Georgia was a spectacular idea. They just aren't the friends I live with. (Missy thinks it was great, and hinted that some other people--I assume the rest of the on-campus-sans-Rachel group--also think it was really cool.) So some of my friends are really looking forward to meeting him, and not just to prove he's bad for me. Yay!
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