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The ReaI Katharina
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Though I'm not really sure how!

*thinks*

I went swimming with a bunch of boys a while back...that's all I can think of.

Sperms can swim, right?

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[Eek!]
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Good grief.

You could have been more subtle with the impersonation, you know. [Wink]

(probably a numeral one or capital i substituted for the lower-case L)

[ January 03, 2005, 11:51 AM: Message edited by: Sara Sasse ]

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Why does he keep stealing her username? [Dont Know]
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Copy and paste of the screen name:

code:
 The ReaI Katharina 


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A lark, Farmgirl!
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Qui est-ce?
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Might also have something to do with a certain practical joke thread. You should be very careful about who you start pranking.
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Well said, ElJay. [Big Grin]

I had nearly forgotten about the whole thing this morning when I received the e-mail equivalent of a ransom note...Mean OId Frisco (with capital i) has been kidnapped.

[ January 03, 2005, 11:56 AM: Message edited by: Frisco ]

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[Confused]
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Sara Sasse
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Choobak, we each have our own registered login names and passwords. Some of those names can be "faked" by substituting letters or numbers that look like the ones in the real name, at lease in the font used here.
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I'm having a déjà vu! Not me, nor Hatrack: I doubt the topic was similar, but my feelings were similar! Help!
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Do boys usually make sperm whilst swimming?
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Hmmm. See, my initial response, which would have been the first post on the thread and I erased without posting, was that I didn't find this as funny as it could have been because it implied that kat was both ignorant and dumb, which I don't think anyone would acuse her of.

However, if she chose to escalate, she really just brought it on herself, and at least you were broad enough about it that there was not question it wasn't her.

kat, I'd give up now and ask nicely. I don't think you'll win this one, he's meaner than you.

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Ah. Now the obviousness of it makes sense.

*nods wisely

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Choobak, is "Qui est-ce" correct? I don't remember anymore. Can I say "Qui c'est"?
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Congratulations, then, Frisco!
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So, what is Kat going to name the baby?
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Indiana.

Come on, you've seen the hat. [Wink]

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[Laugh] Sara

That was fabulous.

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quote:
Do boys usually make sperm whilst swimming?
A very valid question.
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Sure and they do.
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[Big Grin]

(high praise from a source who really knows The Funny)

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quote:
Sure and they do.
Noted.
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Anna
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AFR : both form could be said by a French, but the second one is more familiar.
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Jonathan Howard
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Men make sperm perpetually, consistently and persistntly.

Unless there is some hidden implication I know not about, which was not inferred?

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I think letting it get out in a swimming pool is the difference.
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Just think about it -- all the guys on this forum are producing sperm wile posting.
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You know, the front page of the forums can be very confusing. It has the title of the most recently responded-to thread including the screen name of the responder, but I always read the name as the person who started the thread. Imagine my surprise to see that the most recent topic was:

I'm Pregnant! (mr_porteiro_head)

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I have had that problem myself, on occasion.

*snicker*

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[ROFL] I bet he'd look great in maternity.
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So, does beverly know that Porter's pregnant? [Wink]
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More importantly, how will she react when she learns she's not the father?

[ January 03, 2005, 02:11 PM: Message edited by: PSI Teleport ]

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Good question. I wonder if she'll adopt the baby once Porter gives birth? I also wonder if it'll be natural child birth or a c section? [Dont Know] If it's natural, where does the baby come out? [Eek!] [Eek!] [Eek!]

edited for spelling and punctuation.

[ January 03, 2005, 02:15 PM: Message edited by: Derrell ]

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A while back, I registered the name digging_hoIes (with capital i) to pretend to be someone else pretending to be me. Now I've gone and lost the password, which makes me miss out on much potential comedy.

But given this thread, at least I can sleep easy at night.

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I must have been abducted by aliens like in Sims 2 (which bev and I have been playing *waaaaay* too much this weekend).
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quote:
If it's natural, where does the baby come out?


Duh, it will burst through his abdomen.
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I smell another Alien sequel.
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Arnie had a cesarean. I just wonder where they implanted it in the first place, him having no uterus.
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Fetuses have been known to develop in the abdominal cavity and not inside an uterus.
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[ROFL]

Yes, having been playing Sims 2, this is particularly funny.

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MPH: are you on the same drugs Ahnold was on in Junior?

edit: curse you, PSI!

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If technology came to a point where me becoming pregnant became feasable, I could see myself becoming a Luddite very quickly.
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Y'know my husband has said essentially the same thing....what is the deal? Do all guys see pregnacy as this horrible, undesirable thing?
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A large number of them seem to. [Wink]
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Pregnancy and giving birth scares me.

A lot.

I wish that my wife could give birth during the 1950s when men were banished to the waiting room during birth.

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It scares me too! And I'm a woman! grah
*shudders in horror*
I don't think I could stand to watch it even if I was going through it myself...
Which will not happen any time soon...

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Let me get this straight, mph.

So that you could avoid being in the delivery room (which, btw, some men still do avoid, assuming their spouse has agreed not to kill them for this [Wink] ), you'd rather your wife go through delivery 1950s-style?
  • Barely conscious, or not at all, with drugs that frequently affected the ability of the newborn to breathe.
  • Forced to undergo all sorts of medical procedures that are now (thank God!) considered outdated (prepping, enemas, etc.).
  • Far more likely to die of childbirth complications.
De-mystifying childbirth may mean men in the delivery room (which I think is a good thing, but you seem not to), but it also has led to many medically advantageous changes in birth-methods.
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Good point.

Also, let me point out that my tongue was in my cheek when I posted the above.

And yes, Mary would kill me if I stayed out of the deliver room, even though I'm never able to stay the whole time for fear of passing out. But I always come back.

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So does this impersonation work with only an uppercase "I" or does it work also with the numerical "one" (as you can see -- I'm testing) Thought maybe I should register all my possible variances before my daughter thinks of it...

Farmgirl

(okay - the "one" doesn't work)

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