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skillery
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...doesn't exist...

yet. [Evil Laugh]

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*makes clicking noise with fingers*
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beverly
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*Hatrack Women's Clique takes over Hatrack Men's Clique*

Women rule supreme!!!

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Erik Slaine
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My, what a manly thread!
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skillery
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*leaves the seat up*
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Seat, nothing.

*Orders a urinal*

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*no soap in the bathroom, because, like, we're guys. No towels, either, because the faucets don't get used unless it's to wet a comb.*

[ June 25, 2004, 01:59 PM: Message edited by: sndrake ]

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UofUlawguy
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beverly:"*Hatrack Women's Clique takes over Hatrack Men's Clique*"

I have a response to that, but before I say it, tell me: Is mph really big and strong and scary?

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skillery
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(((((NOBODY)))))
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Erik Slaine
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Faucets in a bathroom?

You need that to wet your comb?

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If the mens clique doesn't exist, then I have yet to be able to belong to any clique yet. Which is perfectly fine for me. You people with your clique-itty clack (and don't talk back) are just weird.

[ June 25, 2004, 02:06 PM: Message edited by: T_Smith ]

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sndrake
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quote:
Faucets in a bathroom?

You need that to wet your comb?

Well, yes, Erik. We're men, not sickos.

With at least one obvious exception...

[Razz]

(And some don't need combs because they're bald. The really manly nonbald men don't have combs because, like, it's just something on the top of our heads.)

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Erik Slaine
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We're not?

Boy, have I been lied too....

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Silly T, you belong to the Hatrack Relationships Clique of course!
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Real men Polka.

Hobbes [Smile]

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*removes all non-functional pretty pillows from the building*
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UofU: [ROFL] MPH is quite tall and very good at Aikido. You might not want to invoke his wrath. [Wink]
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[Wave]
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T_Smith
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Whoa whoa whoa, aikido as in the swords?

<--has been looking for a japanese sword training thingy

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Where are the applications at to join this thang?
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Real men don't need applications. They prove themselves by getting me a cold Dr. Pepper, every hour, on the hour. Please, feel free to prove yourself.
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beverly
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Aikido does weapon training, and they train with wooden swords. You may be thinking of Iaido, Japanese sword-training martial art.
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I'd rather fill out an application [Frown]

Dr. Pepper is gross anyways.

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*appreciates a place where I can scratch whenever and wherever I want.*

*Just noticed we need reading material for the stalls in the bathroom. And TVs mounted on the inside of the stall doors. And cupholders*

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Yup Steve and a friend try to beat each other with sticks (well there are a variety of different custom Japanese types) on a regular basis out in the front yard. The neighbors have started to comment on the "clacking". Fortunately they find it mostly amusing.

AJ

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Nick
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quote:
Dr. Pepper is gross anyways.
[Eek!] [Eek!] [Eek!] [Eek!]
You=crazy [Razz]

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Bev, yep, thats the one. I got a book, have been trying to do stuff with a Bokken, and a dulled down sword thats about the right size, but a book is just no substitute for a teacher. :shrug:
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And whats with all the linky crap!?

Oh sure, NOW ITS GONE. MAKE ME LOOK PARANOID AND STUPID!! ARG!

[ June 25, 2004, 02:27 PM: Message edited by: T_Smith ]

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*doesn't think T needs much help with that*
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Nick
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*walks away wondering about T's intelligence and paranoia*
[Razz]

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Real men don't use wooden swords, they use steel.

Not for long, but...

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Porter has made several (I think) very nice looking Bokken. Maybe you two ought to get together. Porter does, after all, do (or did) some Aikido instruction. He has recently "given up" Aikido in favor of pursuing music. I'm sure he wouldn't mind an excuse/opportunitiy to continue a bit more.
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We're men
Manly men
We're men in tights
TIGHT tights

[Big Grin]

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*posts while wearing nothing but slightly stained, saggy briefs*
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Nick
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That's just plain disgusting.
*posts in clean, unstained boxer briefs*

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T_Smith -- if you are looking for Japanese sword stuff, here's some options that I know of in Utah valley and Salt Lake Valley:

Aikido -- Kansha Aikido, Provo. Aikido *does* have sword training, but only with bokken. The weapons training (sword and jo) is not an end, but a means. Weapons are studied in order to improve your Aikido, not to make you a better warrior with the weapon. Most of the weapons work is wepon vs. weapon (e.g., sword vs. sword or jo vs. jo) Aikido also does a lot of empty-handed vs. weapons work (they attack you with a sword, you take it away and slice them in two, or you take it away and pin them to the ground). There is very little weapons sparring until very advanced levels.

Iaido -- Utah Aikikai (an aikido dojo in SLC) has an Iaido instructor teach a class once a week. Iaido is almost exclusively a solo art -- you do your kata by yourself, and never "spar".

Gumdo -- I think the dojo (or dojang) is called Lotus Blossom Martial Arts, and it's behind Ultimate Electronics next to Eatza Pizza in Orem. They study a korean sword style that looks pretty Japanese. I cannot remember what they call their swords, but they look just like bokken and katana.

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Seems strangely appropriate here:

quote:
Captain Ned: [ interrupting ] That's enough, Miles.. [ Miles sits ] Now, men, I run a mans' ship. I will run it in a manful and masculine way! I will tolerate no men under my command who act in such a way so as to discredit their manhood and manliness! Do I make myself clear?

Captain Ned was the captain of the Raging Queen.

(Saw this sketch the first time it aired.)

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Someone noted my reference!

edit: Cool! The script of the sketch and photos. Nice link.

[ June 25, 2004, 02:59 PM: Message edited by: Erik Slaine ]

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More on Captain Ned:

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Captain Ned, I learned from my shipmates, was a very manly, virile, manful person, and a firm believer in strict discipline, corporal punishment, and nude apartment wrestling. How truly strict he was, I learned on our first

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*Brings in several large fluffy, useless pillows*

*Plants flowers*

*Lights candles*

*Hangs sign that says "I Heart Cats" on wall*

[Taunt]

space opera

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sndrake
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quote:
Someone noted my reference!

Yes. [Smile]

Note: Previous messages unfairly omitted acknowlegment of Erik's quote as inspiration for finding the sketch online. [Smile]

*pointedly ignoring Space Opera's rudeness*

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One of my favorite Michael Palin bits.

Thanks again!

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hey t_smith: check this out if you're interested in japanese sword art. It shows off iaido forms.
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Ooo, actual pictures instead of just stick figures. Cool! Thanks Suneun.

Hey, thanks for the area's, Porter! I'll go ahead and check them out, more than likely the one in the Salt Lake.

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That was an "off-the-heazy-fo-sheazy" SNL link, as the youth of today would say. I love SNL, even though I haven't seen too many episodes. Has anyone ever seen "Philip the Hyper-Hypo"? It's my favorite sketch.

[ June 25, 2004, 04:37 PM: Message edited by: weezer ]

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So, other than the ability to leave the seat up, and the lack of needing to wash hands, are there any real benifits? Like say, not allowing links not in english?
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quote:
So, other than the ability to leave the seat up, and the lack of needing to wash hands, are there any real benifits? Like say, not allowing links not in english?
Nope - just maleness. Cross-cultural maleness.

So people can link to what they like in what language they like.

But we don't have to click the link. We're men.
We do as we please (as long as it's OK with our spouse).

[ June 25, 2004, 04:46 PM: Message edited by: sndrake ]

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Hmm. Smell the testosterone!
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*sniff*

smells like someone has a problem with flatulence

FG

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*shrug*

Same thing.

Farts or fistfights.

I'll go with farts. [Wink]

[ June 25, 2004, 04:53 PM: Message edited by: sndrake ]

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