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kaioshin00
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Nascar driver. It's got to be the best job in the world:
Getting paid to speed.
Being sponsored by a laundry detergent company.

Where can I find the application for becoming a Nascar driver?

[ June 28, 2004, 01:55 PM: Message edited by: kaioshin00 ]
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Little_Doctor
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If i could drive, I'd probably agree.
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saxon75
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Oh I wish I were an Oscar Meyer weiner.
That is what I'd truly like to be.
For, if I were an Oscar Meyer weiner,
Everyone would be in love with me!
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kaioshin00
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Everyone is already in love with you.
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saxon75
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::blush::
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Anthro
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Come 'ere, you sexy saxon.
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PSI Teleport
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quote:
Everyone would be in love with me!
No, no! Everyone would take a bite of me!
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saxon75
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I never learned the original words, Paula. I'm just going off of my memory of the commercial that's currently airing.
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quote:
Everyone would be in love with me!
Both the recent commercials and Simpsons use these words.
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PSI Teleport
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Eh, I just like it better my way.
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Did you really think that was the original words, saxy?

[ June 28, 2004, 03:27 PM: Message edited by: Erik Slaine ]
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aspectre
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Now that would be a FUN job: Wienermobile driver.
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saxon75
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I dunno, Erik. I figured if someone were complaining that must mean I had gotten it wrong.
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maui babe
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Originally, there were two versions. The one Saxon quoted above and:

Oh I'm glad I'm not an Oscar Meyer Weiner.
That is what I'd never want to be-e-e.
Cuz if I were an Oscar Meyer Weiner,
there would soon be nothing left of me.

[Embarrassed] I can't help it. I have a long memory.
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Amazon. River. Pirate.
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ludosti
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Professional Ice Cream Taster.... [Big Grin]
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Book
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I'd like to be one of those guys who trains those corpse hunting dogs, cause I bet they let you kill whoever you want to use for the drills. You know?

^has a very black sense of humor, and not in the Sinbad kind've way. I won't be surprised if no one laughs.
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Why would you be suprised ... killing people is ... funny [Angst]
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Book
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It's funny in a Jack Handeyish way, I think.
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