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Pot Smoking Little Devils
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A/S/L?
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I'm half-way ashamed, half-way proud that I am not sure what that means.

A == Age
S == Sex
L == ????

Also, what does that have to do with the mormons on the board?

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TMedina
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Innocuous little troll.

Anyone taking bets to see how long this gets deleted?

-Trevor

Edit: Age, Sex, Location

Edit, 2: As for the Mormon connection - I dunno. A fetish?

[ July 12, 2004, 11:13 AM: Message edited by: TMedina ]

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Bob the Lawyer
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I've seen A/S/L before but I can never remember what it means. It always makes me think of ESL and I've afraid I'll never be able to commit the ASL meaning to memory.

Ever had that? Where you associate something with something else and you just can't shake that original association?

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Littlie Lucy laughed like languid lemurs.
Tall, tricky Tracy tries to take twice the total time to trek to Tanzania.

Hobbes [Smile]

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Sure. I give it one hour.

[Edit: Sure have, Bobble. How's the legal biz going?]

[ July 12, 2004, 11:16 AM: Message edited by: rivka ]

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I think we should all try and come up with new and exciting uses for the word “portcullis”.

Hobbes [Smile]

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TMedina
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quote:
Aye, me hearty - I laid siege to her portcullis!
Like that? Or did you prefer abridged version?

-Trevor

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It's depressing us that we're stuck with you crabby Mormons on the road to hell. [Cry] Why couldn't we go to hell with one of the cool religions that have a sense of humor, like the JWs? Jeez.
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TMedina
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Half an hour.

-Trevor

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okay - now I give it LESS than an hour

FG

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Pot Smoking Little Devils
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[Wall Bash]
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Annie
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Oh man - where's Ralphie when you need her?

I'll show you a sense of humor, baby.

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This thread references some content in Taalcon's Cumorah Pageant thread.

Don't be alarmed. It ain't no thang.

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rivka
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Yeah, I'd like to revise my original estimate down to 20 minutes.
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TMedina
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I'm afraid she'd get squicked out by this thread.

-Trevor

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Bob the Lawyer
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I imagine the legal business is still going. But for my own legal quandry I haven't heard back from said threatening-to-sue company since they faxed me a document with my signature on it in handwriting that wasn't mine. I guess that's one way to claim I signed a lease. Or. Something.

And please, this guy isn't really insulting Mormons. I mean, if you're going to go through all the trouble of creating an account and starting a thread in order to troll at least *try* and get people worked up over it. Anastasia actually had people defending her for goodness sakes.

He's an insult to trolls the world over.

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My screen name (mr_porteiro_head) has its origins in the word portcullis. Or, rather, the french version of the word.
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I'd expected more from that choice of name.

Tsk, I say! Tsk!

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Pot Smoking Little Devils
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quote:

And please, this guy isn't really insulting Mormons.

No, he's really not. *shakes head*
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Bob the Lawyer
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Oh, totally. Clearly this guy didn't think things through. I mean, if your whole goal in life is to insult Mormons you can't have a name so banal. You've either got to go shock value or innocuous. Remember OSC-Fan? She did some great anti-Mormon trolling under the guise of being Mormon. I mean he/she/it was also an idiot, but textbook troll.

This is just amateurish. Frankly, I'm a little insulted.

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Annie
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If you really want to get at the Mormons, pick on Donny Osmond. They hate that.

Or, just use the brick wall graemlin. That gets me riled up at least.

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If you wanna get mine in a bind, you just have to use the word "Mormon".

ARRRGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh, and I almost forgot,

[Wall Bash]

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Pot Smoking Little Devils
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Don't y'all have any other famous people in show business besides Donny Osmond? You know, he's not going to be around forever. You guys really need to get cracking.
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Hobbes
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Hey Annie, before you leave... [Kiss] [Big Grin]

Hobbes [Smile]

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Annie
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quote:
I mean, if your whole goal in life is to insult Mormons you can't have a name so banal. You've either got to go shock value or innocuous.
Good point. Here are some good name choices for trolling:
Nephi the Nerd
Joseph "Homie G" Smith
The Book of Moron

....just helping you out.

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There are no other famous mormons in show-buisness. There are lots of people that people *say* are, but they fall in to one of three categories:

1. Not famous
2. Not mormons (at least not living their religion)
3. Not mormons (ever)
4. The exception that proves the rule. [Razz]

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Awww... Hobbesy. [Kiss] You're my favorite Mormon. [Big Grin]

And of course we've got famous Mormons in showbiz... heck, I myself am a Latin rock star.

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Like I need advice on screen names from someone named 'Bob'. [Roll Eyes]
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I've got to say that the last post by Hobbes is by far the most disturbing post in this thread. [Angst]

edit: Annie's, too [Wink]

[ July 12, 2004, 11:35 AM: Message edited by: mr_porteiro_head ]

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Don't mess with him man, he's a lawyer.

(edit: Bob, that is, not Hobbes. Hobbes isn't a lawyer, just a really good kisser.)

[ July 12, 2004, 11:36 AM: Message edited by: Annie ]

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I knew you looked familiar, Annie.

You're Shakira, right? With a bad dye job?

-Trevor

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Or just plays one on TV.
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I just assumed since you were married mph, you knew about kissing, sorry.

Hobbes [Smile]

[ July 12, 2004, 11:36 AM: Message edited by: Hobbes ]

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You know, I kinda miss OSC-fan. It was fun to have around.

note: I have decided to use the pronoun "it" to describe anybody of indeterminate gender.

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Hey, hermano, don't insult the cabello.
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[Confused]
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Hobbes -- I know that kissing exists, but even mentioning it in public? SHAME!!! Where's a good stoning crowd when you need one?
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Smiley kissing is *blech*.

Kissing in RL is c-o-o-l cool.

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If I could get gmail to work, I'd write you back, Hobbes, but instead I'll just say g-bye from here. [Smile]
[Kiss]

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See now, that's better. You've got a little personal attack and some eye-rolling action. Nothing like disregarding someone's opinions to make them upset.

But you just don't know me well enough for that to have any water. You should lurked for a while, read some threads. Then you'd be able to personalize it a little bit. Really make it hit home. Did you do any homework on this at all before you started trolling? Have a little pride, man.

And, for the record, Annie has come up with better names *and* has said something that she knows irritates me far more than anything you've said. And then there's the whole kisses thing that I've railed about before. She's just smoking you in trolling points and she isn't even trying.

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I guess it all depends on what you're kissing in public.

And I don't know if stoning helps - doesn't that you sloppy, drool and miss the designated kissing area?

-Trevor

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[Smile] Bye Annie, have a great time and be a good leader! [Kiss]

Hobbes [Smile]

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E-mail all complaints to:

This guy.

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Annie, you smoked PSLD?

Ewww...that makes me squicky.

-Trevor

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<--- Rebellious Woman [Smile]

Alas! Doomed two ways!

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For Annie:

[Kiss]

For Hobbes:

[Kiss]

Now that we're involved in a menage a trois, aren't we having fun? [Smile]

Oh, and an extra one for good measure for you both. [Kiss]
[Evil]

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Bob, you are a very silly person. [Smile]
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[No No] You stay away from Annie or I shall smite you with the fury of God's own wrath!

Hobbes [Smile]

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AK, stop worrying about it.

You're not doomed for being anal.

Or is that the wrong two ways? [Evil]

-Trevor

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