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Topic: Hatrackian Ten Commandments
T_Smith
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posted September 09, 2003 02:11 AM
1. Thou shalt have no more Bob's before thee. Three is enough. 2. Thou shalt not have unto thee repeating threads or any likeness of anything that is already on Hatrack, or has been on Hatrack. That's why we have a search option. 3. Thou shalt not take the name of Bob in vain, or at least without saying "lol" right after it. 4. Remember the pirate day and to keep it funny. 5. Honor our host and the other members by following the forum rules , and respecting him and the other posters that thy hatrack days may be long and plentiful. 6. Thou shalt not kill a thread repeatedly. 7. Thou shalt not commit to poultry . 8. Thou shalt not steal other people work and claim that it is yours . 9. Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbor (new members), and thou shalt be kind to thy neighbors (new members). 10. Thou shalt not covet the last post .
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Ralphie
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posted September 09, 2003 02:35 AM
Nathan, those are excellent.
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jeniwren
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posted September 09, 2003 02:39 AM
Now if we could just have them sculpted into a 5,000+ lb butt-ugly statue. To make it truly Hatrackian, the Supreme court could then tell us we must remove the ugly statue and we could debate it as it relates to abortion, same-sex marriage, and the value and/or validity of religion.
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T_Smith
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posted September 09, 2003 02:43 AM
Abortion? Same sex marriages? Religion? Geez, I'm deeper than I thought I was.
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Ryuko
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posted September 09, 2003 02:43 AM
Last post!!! [ September 09, 2003, 02:45 AM: Message edited by: Ryuko ]
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T_Smith
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posted September 09, 2003 02:50 AM
Ryuko, you now have to talk to Mother_Teresa for forgiveness and say 10 Ralphies.
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porcelain girl
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posted September 09, 2003 03:01 AM
i concur, those were truly clever and amusing, nathan.
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BelladonnaOrchid
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posted September 09, 2003 03:07 AM
Extremely cute. Same said for actual Ten Commandments.
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Human
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posted September 09, 2003 08:40 AM
It's Mother_Toretha, not Mother_Teresa. Get it straight, man!
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T_Smith
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posted September 09, 2003 01:31 PM
Cute? Why ::dramatic sexy pause:: thank you. Now, if only I could get this stupid digital camera to work...
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Annie
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posted September 09, 2003 01:39 PM
I shall now call you Moses. Moses with pixie wings, that is.
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T_Smith
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posted September 09, 2003 01:41 PM
And booblets. Don't forget... the booblets.
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PSI Teleport
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posted September 09, 2003 02:11 PM
Is it strange that T's "sexy pause" post turned me on? It's a post for pete's sake!
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Annie
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posted September 09, 2003 02:12 PM
The booblets will turn you right back off, don't worry.
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Erik Slaine
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posted September 09, 2003 03:06 PM
Booblets or not, this thread will be a good replacment to the "Newbies, Hey, Newbies! Look in here" thread! Cool and humorous.
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pooka
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posted September 09, 2003 07:05 PM
MMMmmm...poultry... ::Homeric drooling trance::
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Noemon
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posted September 13, 2003 12:06 PM
You know, when I was skimming this just now, I thought that pooka's "::Homeric drooling trance:: " read "::Homoerotic drooling trance::", which really puts an entirely different spin on the post.
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Papa Moose
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posted September 13, 2003 12:59 PM
quote: . . . which really puts an entirely different spin on the post. Funny, that's never quite how I imagined it....
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Mother_Toretha
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posted September 17, 2003 11:19 PM
ok. 100 rounds of the rosary for YOU, T_Smith, and don't you DARE forget MY holy name again!
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Erik Slaine
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posted September 17, 2003 11:22 PM
Jeez! it's Mother_Toretha! Cheese It!!! ::runs away::
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suntranafs
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posted September 18, 2003 03:43 PM
Yeah, those were pretty good T, but I think I'm going to heck. How does one not kill threads?
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T_Smith
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posted September 18, 2003 03:52 PM
How about by leaving an open ended conversation for someone. Or, if you feel like you just in fact killed the discussion, just say one of the above posters is completely wrong, and don't give an explanation of why. That always gets a response.
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saxon75
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posted October 02, 2003 12:31 PM
I propose an eleventh: Thou shalt not confuse saxon75 for Storm Saxon, nor vice versa, nor shalt thou think that they are the same person.
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Noemon
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posted October 02, 2003 12:37 PM
I'll second that! Good idea saxon! [Edited for the purposes of blatant lying over on SakeRiver] [ October 02, 2003, 02:04 PM: Message edited by: Noemon ]
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katharina
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posted October 02, 2003 12:39 PM
You're so smart, Saxy.
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saxon75
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posted October 02, 2003 12:54 PM
quote: I'll second that! Good idea Storm! Yeah, you just keep that up. Oh, look, I haven't posted yesterday's game activity to the archive yet. Ah, no big rush. ::continues Hatracking:: [ October 02, 2003, 12:55 PM: Message edited by: saxon75 ]
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katharina
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posted October 02, 2003 12:57 PM
I guess mine was too subtle. Or else saxon74 has decided to ignore the torture attempts - I knew it could only work the first few hundred times anyway.
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saxon75
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posted October 02, 2003 12:58 PM
No, I noticed, I just don't have anything with which to easily torture you in return.
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jehovoid
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posted October 02, 2003 01:22 PM
Pop, maybe I just have an over-active imagination, but that was brutally funny.
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Noemon
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posted October 02, 2003 03:55 PM
::Officially and courtiously withdraws comments confusing Mike with Storm Saxon, apologizes profusely, if insincerely::
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T_Smith
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posted August 03, 2004 05:03 PM
::shameless bump::
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pooka
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posted August 03, 2004 09:16 PM
Is it proof of Alzheimer's that I saw this thread title and though "huh, I've never seen THAT before" and proceed to read it and find that I have even replied to it before.
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Shan
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posted August 03, 2004 09:40 PM
pooka! that's great- perfect!
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BelladonnaOrchid
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posted August 03, 2004 10:28 PM
Wow...I was just reading along thinking this was a new thread, to find that I'd already posted on it... NEARLY ONE YEAR AGO! Come on, Nathan, that was the most shameless *bump* I've ever seen. If this is Alzheimers, it is the first ever case of mass Alzheimers. (Edit: I before E except when spelling Alzheimers.) [ August 03, 2004, 10:31 PM: Message edited by: BelladonnaOrchid ]
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Kwea
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posted August 04, 2004 12:52 AM
It isn't althimezers is you are TRYING to forget something....
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fallow
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posted August 04, 2004 01:01 AM
*palms altoids tin and wonders what everyone's on about* *looks around*
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alath
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posted August 04, 2004 01:36 AM
hmm, altoids? what kind? EDIT: As for the actual commandments, having missed the thread the first time, it made me smile. [ August 04, 2004, 01:45 AM: Message edited by: alath ]
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Eruve Nandiriel
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posted August 04, 2004 10:49 AM
The link on #10 needs to be changed as the old thread no longer exists.
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Occasional
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posted August 04, 2004 11:27 AM
How DARE you post a Ten Commandments! I'm suing.
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