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T_Smith
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1. Thou shalt have no more Bob's before thee. Three is enough.

2. Thou shalt not have unto thee repeating threads or any likeness of anything that is already on Hatrack, or has been on Hatrack. That's why we have a search option.

3. Thou shalt not take the name of Bob in vain, or at least without saying "lol" right after it.

4. Remember the pirate day and to keep it funny.

5. Honor our host and the other members by following the forum rules, and respecting him and the other posters that thy hatrack days may be long and plentiful.

6. Thou shalt not kill a thread repeatedly.

7. Thou shalt not commit to poultry.

8. Thou shalt not steal other people work and claim that it is yours.

9. Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbor (new members), and thou shalt be kind to thy neighbors (new members).

10. Thou shalt not covet the last post .
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Ralphie
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Nathan, those are excellent. [Smile]
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Now if we could just have them sculpted into a 5,000+ lb butt-ugly statue. To make it truly Hatrackian, the Supreme court could then tell us we must remove the ugly statue and we could debate it as it relates to abortion, same-sex marriage, and the value and/or validity of religion. [Smile]
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T_Smith
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Abortion? Same sex marriages? Religion?

Geez, I'm deeper than I thought I was.
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Ryuko
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[Sleep] Last post!!!

[ September 09, 2003, 02:45 AM: Message edited by: Ryuko ]
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T_Smith
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Ryuko, you now have to talk to Mother_Teresa for forgiveness and say 10 [Hail] Ralphies.
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porcelain girl
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i concur, those were truly clever and amusing, nathan.
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Extremely cute. Same said for actual Ten Commandments.
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Human
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It's Mother_Toretha, not Mother_Teresa. Get it straight, man!
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T_Smith
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Cute? [Smile] Why ::dramatic sexy pause:: thank you.

Now, if only I could get this stupid digital camera to work...
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Annie
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I shall now call you Moses.

Moses with pixie wings, that is.
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T_Smith
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And booblets. Don't forget... the booblets.
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PSI Teleport
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Is it strange that T's "sexy pause" post turned me on?

It's a post for pete's sake!
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Annie
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The booblets will turn you right back off, don't worry.
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Erik Slaine
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Booblets or not, this thread will be a good replacment to the "Newbies, Hey, Newbies! Look in here" thread!

Cool and humorous. [Big Grin]
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MMMmmm...poultry... ::Homeric drooling trance::
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Erik Slaine
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Informative Bump! [Cool]
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Noemon
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You know, when I was skimming this just now, I thought that pooka's "::Homeric drooling trance:: " read "::Homoerotic drooling trance::", which really puts an entirely different spin on the post.
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Erik Slaine
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o_0
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quote:
. . . which really puts an entirely different spin on the post.
Funny, that's never quite how I imagined it....
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[Big Grin]
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Erik Slaine
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bump!
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ok. 100 rounds of the rosary for YOU, T_Smith, and don't you DARE forget MY holy name again! [Grumble]
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Erik Slaine
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Jeez! it's Mother_Toretha!

[Eek!] Cheese It!!! [Eek!]

::runs away::
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Yeah, those were pretty good T, but I think I'm going to heck. How does one not kill threads? [Frown]
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T_Smith
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How about by leaving an open ended conversation for someone.

Or, if you feel like you just in fact killed the discussion, just say one of the above posters is completely wrong, and don't give an explanation of why. That always gets a response.
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I propose an eleventh:

Thou shalt not confuse saxon75 for Storm Saxon, nor vice versa, nor shalt thou think that they are the same person.
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Noemon
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I'll second that! Good idea saxon!

[Edited for the purposes of blatant lying over on SakeRiver]

[ October 02, 2003, 02:04 PM: Message edited by: Noemon ]
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[Smile] You're so smart, Saxy.
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quote:
I'll second that! Good idea Storm!
Yeah, you just keep that up.

Oh, look, I haven't posted yesterday's game activity to the archive yet.

Ah, no big rush.

::continues Hatracking::

[ October 02, 2003, 12:55 PM: Message edited by: saxon75 ]
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I guess mine was too subtle.

Or else saxon74 has decided to ignore the torture attempts - I knew it could only work the first few hundred times anyway.
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saxon75
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No, I noticed, I just don't have anything with which to easily torture you in return.
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Noemon
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[ROFL]
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Pop, maybe I just have an over-active imagination, but that was brutally funny.
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Noemon
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::Officially and courtiously withdraws comments confusing Mike with Storm Saxon, apologizes profusely, if insincerely::
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T_Smith
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::shameless bump::
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Is it proof of Alzheimer's that I saw this thread title and though "huh, I've never seen THAT before" and proceed to read it and find that I have even replied to it before. [Wall Bash]
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[Laugh] pooka!

[ROFL]

that's great- perfect!
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Wow...I was just reading along thinking this was a new thread, to find that I'd already posted on it...

NEARLY ONE YEAR AGO!

Come on, Nathan, that was the most shameless *bump* I've ever seen.

If this is Alzheimers, it is the first ever case of mass Alzheimers.

(Edit: I before E except when spelling Alzheimers.)

[ August 03, 2004, 10:31 PM: Message edited by: BelladonnaOrchid ]
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It isn't althimezers is you are TRYING to forget something.... [Big Grin]
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*palms altoids tin and wonders what everyone's on about*

*looks around*
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hmm, altoids? what kind?

EDIT: As for the actual commandments, having missed the thread the first time, it made me smile. [Smile]

[ August 04, 2004, 01:45 AM: Message edited by: alath ]
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The link on #10 needs to be changed as the old thread no longer exists.
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How DARE you post a Ten Commandments! I'm suing. [Mad]
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