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Topic: Mr_porteiro_head is 30 today!!!!!
beverly
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posted August 04, 2004 01:30 AM
Happy Birthday, sweetie. Hatrack, join me in telling MPH how wonderful he is. I was a crappy wife today, I was stressed and busy and didn't do anything special for his B-day. But I can do this.
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rivka
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posted August 04, 2004 01:32 AM
Welcome to the dark side, mph.
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mr_porteiro_head
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posted August 04, 2004 01:32 AM
Yup, it's true. 30 today. Funny, but I don't feel even a day over 30.
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fallow
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posted August 04, 2004 01:33 AM
bev, I'd love to tell him how wonderful he is, so long as he comes clean about what (the FUH!) porteiro means?!!! *nosey surfs wanna inquire* fallow
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Little_Doctor
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posted August 04, 2004 01:34 AM
i mistakenly said it in another thread, but happy birthday. Greg
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Little_Doctor
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posted August 04, 2004 01:35 AM
Wow that other post was really bland. You're the best dude! You gave me my first reply on hatrack ever. Woo! Greg
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TMedina
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posted August 04, 2004 01:35 AM
Heh. Welcome to the 30's, Mr. Head. And Bev - you can always make it up to him later. -Trevor
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beverly
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posted August 04, 2004 01:36 AM
He has said what it means several times. But I will explain again just for you, fallow. His name is Porter. He speaks Portuguese. In Portuguese, Porter is Porteiro. Say Porteiro. Sounds a bit like "potato", doesn't it? There was a popular child's toy called Mr. Potato Head. Thus we derive: Mr. Porteiro Head.
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beverly
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posted August 04, 2004 01:36 AM
Oh, I will....
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alath
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posted August 04, 2004 01:36 AM
happy birthday!
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Space Opera
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posted August 04, 2004 01:37 AM
Woot! Happy Birthday!!! space opera
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TMedina
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posted August 04, 2004 01:37 AM
Happy birthday, Mr. Head. -Trevor
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fallow
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posted August 04, 2004 01:37 AM
yip, skip, potato chhhhhhhhhhhhhhhIP! *whispered aside* bev, are you sure there's no potato here?
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mr_porteiro_head
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posted August 04, 2004 01:38 AM
fallow -- I explained what it means to Eduardo here , as well as many other places over the months. edit: That wasn't supposed to sound snippy. I don't blame you for not reading every single thread in the hopes of finding the meaning of my name. [ August 04, 2004, 01:39 AM: Message edited by: mr_porteiro_head ]
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beverly
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posted August 04, 2004 01:40 AM
Potato, potato, who's got the potato?
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fallow
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posted August 04, 2004 01:43 AM
MPH, well swat my hind with a deep-fat-fried honey-due melon-rind, but that's... a shallowed-fallow's pork-rinded state-o-mind. happy birfsday! fallow
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TMedina
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posted August 04, 2004 01:43 AM
Ya know, I wasn't even gonna make the hot potato joke. Although it does have a certain appeal. Oh, Mr. Head! You spud, you! -Trevor
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Little_Doctor
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posted August 04, 2004 01:43 AM
I used to make two different kinds of Mr. potato heads when i was younger. One was the teacher, he had glasses and a mustache with a bowler cap. the other was the "cool dude" with no glasses, no mustache, and a backwards baseball cap. Which are you MPH?
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mr_porteiro_head
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posted August 04, 2004 01:44 AM
quote: well swat my hind with a deep-fat-fried honey-due melon-rind No.
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beverly
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posted August 04, 2004 01:45 AM
Both are his alter-egos.
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Little_Doctor
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posted August 04, 2004 01:47 AM
a ha! it's all clear to me now. In my toddler years. I forsaw myself speaking with MPH and i made a shrise to him through my Mr. Potato Head toy. Oh, what genius i was.
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beverly
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posted August 04, 2004 01:47 AM
*suddenly realizes all these posts are marked Aug 4th* *It is still Aug 3rd here* *Is severely ticked off that she didn't do this earlier*
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rivka
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posted August 04, 2004 01:49 AM
*pat pat* It's still the third here too.
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fallow
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posted August 04, 2004 01:51 AM
beverbally and MPH <--- too cool for this school's fool. YEESH!
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TMedina
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posted August 04, 2004 01:51 AM
Sorry Bev - on the bright side, Mr. Head gets to have his cake and eat it, too. -Trevor
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beverly
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posted August 04, 2004 01:52 AM
I did get him a cake.... But a bunch of Cub Scouts ate most of it.
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beverly
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posted August 04, 2004 01:59 AM
I'd email you a piece--if that were possible. This is the best I can do.
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Shigosei
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posted August 04, 2004 02:00 AM
Happy birthday! Don't worry, it's just the foot of the hill, not the top.
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Little_Doctor
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posted August 04, 2004 02:00 AM
That was good. I am content. Bev MPH
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Corwin
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posted August 04, 2004 03:07 AM
Happy birthday, mph !
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tt&t
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posted August 04, 2004 03:21 AM
Happy birthday, Porter.
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Derrell
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posted August 04, 2004 03:34 AM
Happy birthday and welcome to the 30's.
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School4ever
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posted August 04, 2004 08:53 AM
Happy birthday Porter.
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Farmgirl
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posted August 04, 2004 09:21 AM
Happy Birthday MPH! Bev -- don't feel too bad about not doing anything special for his b-day. I'm sure he is well aware that you were stuck in the Sodom thread all day yesterday <BIG GRIN> It is great that you BOTH do Hatrack -- that way you understand the addiction! Farmgirl
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Eduardo_Sauron
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posted August 04, 2004 09:26 AM
Well, I'm a little late, but still... HAPPY BIRTHDAY, PORTEIRO!
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KarlEd
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posted August 04, 2004 09:27 AM
Gratz MPH. Hope it's a good one.
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ak
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posted August 04, 2004 09:58 AM
Happy birthday, dude! You're one of my favorite posters. I loved your joint landmark. That was too cool. 30, huh? Wow, that's like old.
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PSI Teleport
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posted August 04, 2004 10:47 AM
Well I can try to pretend that it wasn't totally lame of me that I forgot to tell you happy birthday when we spoke yesterday, even though you TOLD me the day before that it was happening. Can I plead insanity by potty training? At any rate, Happy Birthday you old son-of-a-gun! *plays get-away music as she rides into the sunset in the Clampett's car*
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mr_porteiro_head
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posted August 04, 2004 10:57 AM
Congratulations, ak, for managing to be very complimentary and good-naturedly insulting in the same line. That's a skill I need to learn... The real question is this: When do I get to be a cranky old man? I think I'm ready for that challenge. [ August 04, 2004, 10:58 AM: Message edited by: mr_porteiro_head ]
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Little_Doctor
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posted August 04, 2004 11:20 AM
lol Whenever your wife is ready to put up with it.
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TMedina
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posted August 04, 2004 11:23 AM
Be as cranky as you like - or for as long as the sofa is comfortable to sleep on. -Trevor
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celia60
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posted August 04, 2004 11:24 AM
heh, eventually you'll be ten years older than me. that's when you'll stop, right? *has stopped*
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Mr.Funny
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posted August 04, 2004 12:23 PM
Happy birthday (one day late)!
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saxon75
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posted August 04, 2004 12:26 PM
Happy Birthday, Porter.
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