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Topic: hottest male hatracker
Turgan
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posted August 25, 2004 03:59 PM
... It's the only one i got, though....
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Turgan
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posted August 25, 2004 04:00 PM
no worries though.. up close... I'm damn ugly... all fat and puffy and hairy... it's far away where i truly SHINE.
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IanO
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posted August 25, 2004 04:01 PM
<valley girl impression> so, yur, like, a Monet? </valley girl impression>
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PSI Teleport
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posted August 25, 2004 04:05 PM
Dude! What valley girl is going to know who Monet is? They'd probably say Moe-nett anyway.
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IanO
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posted August 25, 2004 04:07 PM
Alicia Silverstone did!
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Turgan
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posted August 25, 2004 04:08 PM
that's cuz alicia silverstone was TOLD what to say.
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IanO
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posted August 25, 2004 04:10 PM
No, you know she had to know that. She probably added that to the script herself.
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Farmgirl
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posted August 25, 2004 04:28 PM
Turgan -- how old are you? I'm guessing........19 (only because of the facial hair -- otherwise I would have guessed younger) FG
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Turgan
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posted August 25, 2004 04:30 PM
187. ha ha I'm 19 NOW... but in the pic I was 16. So you got my age right... but if you were going by the picture.. you woulda been wrong.... i think... uhm... CONFUUUSED! [ August 25, 2004, 04:30 PM: Message edited by: Turgan ]
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Farmgirl
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posted August 25, 2004 04:31 PM
I'm just psychic..... FG
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Lalo
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posted August 25, 2004 04:54 PM
Heh, whoa... I think I'm gonna have to back out of this thang. I'm no good at putting myself forward and asking "aren't I pretty?" when it's not in person. Plus, heh, I think some of my friends lurk here, and it's not slightly embarrassing knowing they can see me take gratuitous vanity shots without Toni in the foreground. I'll risk taking the camera out and about with me sometime when I'm having fun, and if it doesn't get broken/stolen/sexually assaulted, it might work out. Just as well I'm out, though, especially when I gotta compete with that. I mean, daymn, Ian. I haven't seen that kind of prettiness since Toni, if you take away the sweet rack and caboose. Well. Maybe not the caboose. That's one pretty man. I can see him and Eddie catfighting already...
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IanO
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posted August 25, 2004 05:04 PM
Have you ever hear the song "Possession" by Sarah McLachlan? Actually, I know what you mean about Toni. She's very pretty and very kind, as well as fun (no, this is not a "Ralphie appreciation" thread. We had one once, right?). And now that I am back in the game again, I have a good idea of what kind of girl I'm looking for. Maybe this time I'll find it. I hope. Ian
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IanO
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posted August 25, 2004 05:08 PM
Speaking of pretty men (insert hetero disclaimer here), Tom Welling could join the contest easily and probably win. Of course none of these are Hatrackers, though. So you're still in, Lalo. As long as I don't have to see another picture of you bridling with seduction (ala George Costanza ) Ian [ August 25, 2004, 05:20 PM: Message edited by: IanO ]
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Ralphie
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posted August 25, 2004 11:18 PM
quote: Actually, I know what you mean about Toni. She's very pretty and very kind, as well as fun (no, this is not a "Ralphie appreciation" thread. We had one once, right?). You say that as if one is enough. (Inside, I'm blushing like I was hooked up to an electrified blushing machine.) (True story.)
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Ralphie
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posted August 26, 2004 01:50 AM
I'm sorry, Alcon, but we're going to need a bigger picture.
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Telperion the Silver
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posted August 26, 2004 02:10 AM
Grrr.... my work computer is all messed up... I'll try and get it fixed tomorrow. And I just got a new haircut! I'm now much more professonal and more hyper cute. I need to get some more of my pic online.... the Kamacon pics make me look fat... *sigh* More on the way when possible! Bring on the other cute boys!
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Ralphie
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posted August 26, 2004 02:26 AM
KamaCon pics make me look fat, too. Stop that.
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fiazko
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posted August 26, 2004 03:51 AM
Yeah, I thought it was just TV cameras that added poundage. I guess that's why I try to stay behind the lens.
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IanO
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posted August 26, 2004 08:57 AM
What's true, Ralphie? You really have an electrified blushing machine? Wow! Where does one get such a machine, might I inquire? And didn't that appreciation thread run to many, many, many pages? Jeesh!
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mackillian
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posted August 26, 2004 10:00 AM
It's certainly why I stay behind the lens.
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beverly
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posted August 26, 2004 10:33 AM
quote: the Kamacon pics make me look fat... *sigh* I didn't think you looked fat! Though you do have adorably cherubic cheeks.
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PSI Teleport
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posted August 26, 2004 10:37 AM
I can't believe how many guys are flocking to post their pictures in this thread. *laugh* You'd have to hold me down to get me to post my pic in a "who's hot" thread.
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Jenny Gardener
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posted August 26, 2004 12:00 PM
There is actually a very simple test to find out who is the hottest. First, you need a thermometer. Take your temperature and record it here. Math will be the judge.
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Jess N
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posted August 26, 2004 01:50 PM
LOL--well now, that settles that, doesn't it?
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TheTick
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posted August 26, 2004 01:55 PM
::sigh:: another hotness test I fail. My normal temp is always 97.4.
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dkw
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posted August 26, 2004 02:03 PM
Men with cute kids go to the head of the hotness line.
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Paul Goldner
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posted August 26, 2004 02:39 PM
Well, normally, my temperature is 97.8 or so... HOWEVER< today is special. It is 102.2
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Scott R
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posted August 26, 2004 02:53 PM
quote: Men with cute kids go to the head of the hotness line. Then I'm so hot, I'm in danger of proving scientists right about global warming. Junebug Litebrite Super-K
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dkw
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posted August 26, 2004 03:04 PM
If none of the links work, does that mean we're headed for an ice age?
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Scott R
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posted August 26, 2004 03:07 PM
Maybe they're anti-protestant links, and only heathens can click on them, dkw. . . :-) I dunno-- they work for me.
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katharina
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posted August 26, 2004 03:08 PM
They don't work for me, either.
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dkw
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posted August 26, 2004 03:08 PM
They tell me I have to check with the owner of the file. Perhaps you don't have your permissions set for public veiwing?
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Scott R
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posted August 26, 2004 03:10 PM
Repeat after me, you two (and everyone else who is going to try this): Meyasha seikorum ebi-did fangorum. Now CLICK! dkw was right, by the way. Forgot to share it out. [ August 26, 2004, 03:12 PM: Message edited by: Scott R ]
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mackillian
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posted August 26, 2004 03:20 PM
Litebrite is already that big?! o_O Time flies.
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Scott R
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posted August 26, 2004 03:24 PM
Year and a half. Tell me about it.
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Papa Moose
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posted August 26, 2004 03:51 PM
Hmm? What's that about cute kids?
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Jenny Gardener
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posted September 13, 2004 10:17 PM
Cute kids + Good Daddy = Hot Man!!!
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Elizabeth
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posted September 13, 2004 10:23 PM
Watching my husband play wiffleball with our kids is the sexiest thing ever.
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Alucard...
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posted September 14, 2004 04:34 AM
[Begins writing this stuff down for future reference...]
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TheTick
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posted September 14, 2004 09:58 AM
Almost bought Thomas a baseball glove the other day...I'll have to get one for me as well so I'll get them later.
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Icarus
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posted September 14, 2004 03:32 PM
quote: Men with cute kids go to the head of the hotness line. w00t!
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IanO
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posted September 14, 2004 03:55 PM
I hope that's true.
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IanO
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posted September 14, 2004 05:39 PM
What?
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Jenny Gardener
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posted September 14, 2004 05:44 PM
It's an old phrase, meaning that good intentions aren't real until there is a solid product. The proof of sexiness is in your ability to reproduce viable offspring.
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TheTick
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posted September 14, 2004 05:44 PM
I have no pudding. My son ate it all.
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IanO
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posted September 14, 2004 05:53 PM
I know the phrase. I just didn't get the reference. I've got pudding then. I'm tired.
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