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Topic: Irrelevant Questions (a game)
The Rabbit
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posted November 09, 2004 07:32 PM
In this thread, you answer the question posed by the previous poster, and then ask a question that is truly irrelevant to the betterment of mankind or the improvement of the human condition.[ November 09, 2004, 07:33 PM: Message edited by: The Rabbit ]
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digging_holes
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posted November 09, 2004 07:44 PM
Because their continued existence is truly irrelevant to the betterment of mankind or the improvement of the human condition.
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Glenn Arnold
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posted November 09, 2004 08:11 PM
Because you couldn't think of anything that would really frustrate him?
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Phanto
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posted November 09, 2004 08:12 PM
Fish!
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Ryuko
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posted November 09, 2004 08:15 PM
Why of course, my good man, you may.
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rivka
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posted November 09, 2004 08:17 PM
The inanimate is perverse.
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J T Stryker
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posted November 09, 2004 08:20 PM
you clearly are sleep walking.
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rivka
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posted November 09, 2004 08:22 PM
The inanimate ain't the only thing that's perverse. to ?
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J T Stryker
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posted November 09, 2004 08:25 PM
The corner store, to feed your need for choclate.
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The Rabbit
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posted November 09, 2004 08:29 PM
Someone left a tuna sandwich behind the bookcase a month ago.
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rivka
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posted November 09, 2004 08:34 PM
It's the ears.
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The Rabbit
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posted November 09, 2004 08:35 PM
Evidently, the extreme distance to the nearest corner market is what is making you so tired.
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J T Stryker
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posted November 09, 2004 08:36 PM
to annoy Americans[ November 09, 2004, 08:37 PM: Message edited by: J T Stryker ]
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The Rabbit
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posted November 09, 2004 08:41 PM
Although he is getting the same number of hours of sleep, he is maintaining a higher sleep to body mass ratio.
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Phanto
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posted November 09, 2004 08:45 PM
Research. That, and drugs. Research and drugs.
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rivka
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posted November 09, 2004 08:47 PM
Nope. [ November 09, 2004, 08:47 PM: Message edited by: rivka ]
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Ryuko
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posted November 09, 2004 08:50 PM
Start wearing shorter nightgowns. (eyebrow waggle)
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The Rabbit
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posted November 09, 2004 08:57 PM
Someone hacked into the main computer and changed the data to make it look like it had really happened that way?
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Cashew
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posted November 09, 2004 09:09 PM
It's rarely legally to do anything.
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ludosti
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posted November 09, 2004 09:10 PM
Nope, definitely not legally to use IT.[ November 09, 2004, 09:11 PM: Message edited by: ludosti ]
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The Rabbit
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posted November 09, 2004 09:29 PM
The difference between a duck is that one of it's leg is the same.
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Cashew
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posted November 09, 2004 09:35 PM
[A digression]Hey Rabbit how did you know the answer to the duck?? You're the first person I've come across in 35 years that's heard that one. My history teacher told it to me when I was 15. I'm impressed!!! [ November 09, 2004, 09:36 PM: Message edited by: Cashew ]
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The Rabbit
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posted November 09, 2004 09:47 PM
Maybe we had the same history teacher? Most people think that the answer to the duck question is "It all depends on whether you ride the bus to school or take a sack lunch" but that is actually the answer to the followup the question "which leg?"
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rivka
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posted November 09, 2004 09:58 PM
Wanna buy a duck?
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Raia
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posted November 10, 2004 04:24 AM
[DIGRESSION] Call me crazy, but what's the difference between this thread and the BtQ thread? And Cashew, I knew the answer to that question too! It's a Marx Brothers gimmick, I believe.
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Joldo
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posted November 10, 2004 05:20 PM
I'd rather not; unless, of course, you call it a qvackus.
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kaioshin00
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posted November 10, 2004 05:22 PM
If I get one of those membership cards that fits on your key chain.
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The Rabbit
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posted November 10, 2004 05:23 PM
[Digression] This thread is different from begging the question in several significant ways. First, here questions are posted before answers. Second, questions here must be irrelevant. Third, BtQ is over 2 years old and 114 pages [end digression][ November 10, 2004, 06:45 PM: Message edited by: The Rabbit ]
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Zalmoxis
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posted November 10, 2004 05:38 PM
Crunchiest letters first.
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Book
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posted November 10, 2004 05:47 PM
Bullets/Shrapnel[ November 10, 2004, 05:47 PM: Message edited by: Book ]
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The Rabbit
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posted November 10, 2004 06:47 PM
Arm Pumps? Pumps are generally worn on the feet not the arms.
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Intelligence3
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posted November 10, 2004 07:18 PM
His name is Wing.[ November 10, 2004, 07:19 PM: Message edited by: Intelligence3 ]
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Cashew
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posted November 10, 2004 08:29 PM
Brown is such a subjective thing.
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jeniwren
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posted November 10, 2004 09:00 PM
They're not good fliers.
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J T Stryker
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posted November 10, 2004 09:24 PM
So they have time to figure out if it's their fault or not.
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Glenn Arnold
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posted November 10, 2004 09:43 PM
Because when it wears off, those horns are so annoying that you need another dose.[ November 11, 2004, 12:26 AM: Message edited by: Glenn Arnold ]
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Glenn Arnold
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posted November 10, 2004 09:45 PM
The duck question: (belated)
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Elizabeth
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posted November 10, 2004 10:11 PM
It depends what "is" is.[ November 10, 2004, 10:11 PM: Message edited by: Elizabeth ]
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Intelligence3
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posted November 10, 2004 11:13 PM
quote: Why do cds cases have two ridged edges? For her pleasure.
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Boothby171
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posted November 10, 2004 11:16 PM
That depends: Men's or Women's?
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Intelligence3
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posted November 11, 2004 01:22 AM
quote: Why is the worst itch always in the place where you can't scratch (either due to physiology or propriety)? For the same reason as "it's always in the last place you look."
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ElJay
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posted November 11, 2004 01:26 AM
Midol.
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Intelligence3
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posted November 11, 2004 01:32 AM
quote: Will I ever return the movies I borrowed from I3 two years ago? Depends on whether he remembers them. If one of them is The Emeperor's New Groove, he just bought a new copy since he didn't know where it was.
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ElJay
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posted November 11, 2004 01:41 AM
Bang, pow, right in the kisser.
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Intelligence3
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posted November 11, 2004 01:47 AM
3 eggs, 2c flour, dash of tabasco, script, record, animate, market, release.
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Cashew
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posted November 11, 2004 03:03 AM
quote: Each of its legs are both the same. I got it on good authority (Digression) The answer I heard from my history teacher was "One of it's legs is both the same", which just seems a little bit funner.
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The Rabbit
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posted November 11, 2004 01:54 PM
You've been spending too much time walking barefoot over 'A'a lava flows.
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jeniwren
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posted November 11, 2004 02:26 PM
The Louvre, where her smile remains enigmatic despite emininent eruption .[ November 11, 2004, 02:27 PM: Message edited by: jeniwren ]
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Elizabeth
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posted November 11, 2004 03:26 PM
Yes, because the National Organization for Women say so.
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