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Topic: What are your TRUE expectations of Bokonon?
Jonathan Howard
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posted December 16, 2004 06:25 PM
Absolutely not. My expectations are to know you better and understand your true philosophic ideology of this level of understanding we're in (as DeCartez would've said). Jonny [ December 16, 2004, 06:29 PM: Message edited by: Jonathan Howard ]
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posted December 16, 2004 06:26 PM
More of an old, fat, balding guy with a wheezy laugh.
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ketchupqueen
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posted December 16, 2004 06:26 PM
I expect Bokonon to taste like chocolate. That's my expectation of everything today. Apparently I'm chocolate-deprived.
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Jonathan Howard
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posted December 16, 2004 06:30 PM
I expect you to be non-chocolative, Worshirster! You remind me of my mother, she has a monthly addiction to it.
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Ralphie
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posted December 16, 2004 06:32 PM
quote: Absolutely not. My expectations are to know you better and understand your true philosophic ideology of this level of understanding we're in (as DeCartez would've said). Yeah, me too. Also, more pictures of you without your shirt on. YOWZA!
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Kayla
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posted December 16, 2004 06:38 PM
Damn, that's Bok? I need to be nicer to him.
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katharina
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posted December 16, 2004 06:42 PM
No kidding. Bok's smokin'. How did I not know this before? [ December 16, 2004, 06:42 PM: Message edited by: katharina ]
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Kayla
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posted December 16, 2004 06:45 PM
No, my relations aren't based on that. My stalking habits are occasionally based on that, but since I stalk Jon Boy, you can tell even that isn't a hard and fast rule.
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Ralphie
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posted December 16, 2004 06:45 PM
quote: So your relations are based on looks? Yes, all of them. Including my grandmother. If she doesn't stop the ravages of time pretty soon, I'm not going to be able to come over anymore. Shame.
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Jonathan Howard
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posted December 16, 2004 06:47 PM
Am I the only TRULY decent man here? *Thinks about secrets he holds* Forget the previous sentence!
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beverly
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posted December 16, 2004 06:50 PM
Jon, just a tip, don't take half the things people say here seriously. After awhile you'll get the hang of when people are talking seriously and when they're being silly.
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Ralphie
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posted December 16, 2004 06:50 PM
If by 'decent' you mean 'unable to grasp and play along with the subtleties of banter' then I'd say: No, not the only one here. But the number is pretty small.
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posted December 16, 2004 06:58 PM
Ralphie does make you feel like you're the only decent person around, yes.
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Jonathan Howard
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posted December 16, 2004 06:59 PM
I was being humorous. The thing is that the smilies here are too serious.
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ketchupqueen
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posted December 16, 2004 06:59 PM
I'm decent. I had to get decent, because the UPS guy came today. Otherwise, I probably wouldn't be.
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beverly
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posted December 16, 2004 07:01 PM
Aaaand, of course Hatrack has to get used to your particular style of humor also.
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Jonathan Howard
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posted December 16, 2004 07:01 PM
Not only Hatrack. I'd generalise it to 'Earth'.
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Ralphie
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posted December 16, 2004 07:03 PM
quote: Ralphie does make you feel like you're the only decent person around, yes. Compliment accepted. Howard - Sorry, kid. I'm merciless. But you called me classic in another thread so I have to like you.
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Kayla
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posted December 16, 2004 07:04 PM
::wonders about the secrets Jonathan holds:: ::considers starting new thread to ask:: ::realizes the dog sleeping under the computer table just let go the most god-awful fart:: ::regains consciousness and wonders what she was talking about:: [ December 16, 2004, 07:05 PM: Message edited by: Kayla ]
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Jonathan Howard
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posted December 16, 2004 07:06 PM
*Thinks this is a dream at 2 AM.* *Goes to sleeeeeeeeep.* *Wonders why he puts Full Stops at the end of these.* *Wonders why he wrote Full Stops with a capital.* *Attempts to chase out possessing soul.* *Remembers he doesn't believe in that.*
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Kayla
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posted December 16, 2004 07:08 PM
So, Jonathan, what secrets do you hold? I'm in need of another stalkee named Jon/Jonathan, are you up for it?
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Jonathan Howard
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posted December 16, 2004 07:17 PM
I don't hold any secrets, except for 'true loves'. Oh, wait, I hold my atheism secret from some religious fanatics. And school teachers. If you insist. Call me however you like, as long as it's not John, that makes me the PM of Australia. Jonny
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Joldo
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posted December 16, 2004 07:22 PM
Wow . . . Bok's a hottie . . .
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beverly
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posted December 16, 2004 07:23 PM
[taunt] Bok is a hottie... Bok is a hottie... hottie... hottie... hottie hottie wottie.... [/taunt]
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Bokonon
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posted December 16, 2004 07:48 PM
Um, folks? I'm the one on the left. I agree though, the gal on the left _is_ a hottie. And she's mine! Mine!! Well, I guess you all answered the first question, so my follow up is... Did you know Bok was a post whore? -Bok
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Rappin' Ronnie Reagan
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posted December 16, 2004 07:52 PM
quote: Um, folks? I'm the one on the left. I agree though, the gal on the left _is_ a hottie. Huh. And I thought you were a guy.
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Joldo
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posted December 16, 2004 08:00 PM
Bok's a guy. quote: Man, what about us 27-year-old male heterosexuals? This board has gotten so bigotted lately... -Bok
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Joldo
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posted December 16, 2004 08:06 PM
Ah yes, jokes. Stress from finals killed the part of my brain that recognizes humor.
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kaioshin00
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posted December 16, 2004 08:53 PM
Can I call you blok?
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Storm Saxon
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posted December 16, 2004 09:34 PM
El Jay looks like he's sucking her face. Or that she's demented. Something.
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Space Opera
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posted December 16, 2004 10:10 PM
My true expectations are that ya gotta catch 'em all. When does your trading card come out? space opera
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ElJay
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posted December 16, 2004 10:45 PM
Excuse me, but that is not me. I have never met Bok, and I am certainly not engaged to him.
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ElJay
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posted December 16, 2004 11:01 PM
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Kama
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posted December 17, 2004 02:22 AM
My expectation was to be there instead of Karen
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Hobbes
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posted December 17, 2004 02:23 AM
I expected better of you, Bok. ::shakes head in dissapointment:: Hobbes [ December 17, 2004, 02:26 AM: Message edited by: Hobbes ]
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Bokonon
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posted December 17, 2004 09:39 AM
Doh, it's a left, then a right... Or was it right and a left? Yeah, I'm an XY. And no, that isn't ElJay. I don't need to get those darn Methodists on my case! Hobbes, great. Now, not only am I a disappointment to my family and friends, but I am also a disappointment to my internet acquaintances... -Bok
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Bokonon
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posted December 17, 2004 09:40 AM
Kama, remind me again, your name is Polish for "tease", right? -Bok
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Kama
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posted December 17, 2004 09:57 AM
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Elizabeth
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posted December 17, 2004 10:02 AM
Bok, Since our picnic, I truly believe that Kama called down the rain, just so she could display her hotness in wet clothes. Some people will use their powers for the darnedest things.
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