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Storm Saxon
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...tingly.
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Umm.... thank you for that information.
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Sara Sasse
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I was queried by this by a patient at the local Student Health Services. I read up on it. I informed the other staff that this topic might come up. They did not believe i was serious.
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sndrake
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[Eek!]

(Evilly...)

Whatever you do, Storm, don't try the same thing with this.

*waits*

[Evil]

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Sara Sasse
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Well, it does come in a new sleeve form.
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*resists* I'm NOT going to click on that link, especially now that I've read Sara's comment. [Big Grin]

But, Stormy, you get the award for "coolest thread title" today. [Smile]

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sndrake
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[No No]

Sara, I distinctly told him NOT to try it!

(insert saintly innocent smilie here)

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I'd also not recommend Bactine for friction burns [No No]
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Sara Sasse
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I'm just sayin' ... [Dont Know]

*too innocent to have any idea of what on Earth you might be talking about

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Storm Saxon
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Ha! Ha! Your silly reverse psychology will not work on me, Stephen!

*Goes off to find some of this 'icy hot'*

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sndrake
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[Evil Laugh]
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Storm Saxon
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quote:

I read up on it.

I will give you a cookie for a link to one of these studies. The title alone must be hilarious.
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Sara Sasse
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It was a net search, and I found some online articles. I remember one in particular that included an interview with a frat guy who said that he and his buddies would sit around in a circle sometimes and, er, enjoy the Gold Balm together. "But there was nothing gay about it."

Mmmm, okay.

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[ROFL]
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What I found interesting, growing up, is that there are many people out there who find such "tingly" sensations rather too powerful when applied to sensitive skin (and, by extension, sensitive areas); it can rapidly become a sensation of pain.
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sndrake
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quote:
I remember one in particular that included an interview with a frat guy who said that he and his buddies would sit around in a circle sometimes and, er, enjoy the Gold Balm together. "But there was nothing gay about it."

A friend of mine was in a fraternity and he ended a lot of his stories on notes like that. [Wink]

(Of course, a couple years later, he came to terms with the fact that he himself was gay.) [Wink]

*have a good appreciation of irony when it affects anyone but me*

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Sara Sasse
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I mean, I don't have any problem with whatever consenting adults want to get up to behind the doors of a fraternity. So long as everyone is of age and of a state to consent, I don't really care.

But come on. It's not like there was only a lamppost in the room, besides you. And you all weren't just baking a pie together.

[Dont Know]

Yeah, the quote was pretty funny.

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quote:
It's not like there was only a lamppost in the room, besides you. And you all weren't just baking a pie together.


Thank you. Now I need to clean tea off my screen. And it's the expensive stuff.
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sndrake
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Well, it kind of gives a whole new meaning to "male Bonding," doesn't it? [Razz]

(someone had to say it.)

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Frats are some of the worst breeding grounds for shite that even I found repulsive and deviant. I remember an old National Lampoon that had an article (with *shudder* pictures) that detailed some of the things the frats had pledges do and, uh, I can't really describe any of them on this forum they were so icky.
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Would it be a homosexual thing if the frat boys used Ben Gay?
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That depends, does it have a fruity fragrance?
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*sndrake suddenly realizes he may have been jumping to the wrong conclusion when someone refers to "Bondage."*
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sndrake [ROFL]
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Alcon
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Worse than the powder: Gold Bond Wipes.

Lets just say I got a bad bad case of jock itch while on the swim team that didn't wanna go away. I got recommended the powder. Didn't do anything. Then the wipes. I figured it couldn't hurt... (yea right). The jock it wasn't on the bits itself, rather on the sides of the inside of the thighs and right up... yea. So I applied the wipe. Didn't feel like anything at first, just a little cold, you know like a presoaped wet towellet thingy. Then all of a sudden OH GOOD GOD!! THE PAIN! It felt like someone was hosing the region with liquid nitrogen. SO COLD!! It was FREEZING. And I swim in 75 degree swimming pools at 5 am in the middle of winter when its 0 degrees outside in naught but a speedo, so I know cold. And I can handle it... but oh good heavens nothing compares to that.

Lets just say I never used one ever again. Least ways not there I didn't.

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Sara Sasse
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I've heard tell that there's nothing wrong with a little bondage.
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Naughty, wicked, bad Zoot!
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Sara, are you trying to whip up some controversy?
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Gold bond is a standard item in a backpackers first aid kit, I mean a little per-imtive powdering is better than jock itch when you have to hike 12 to 15 miles a day. BUT NEVER USE THE EXTRA STRENGTH GOLD BOND IN YOUR SHORTS.
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I taught my college-student/technician how to lace the undies of male enemies with capsaicin cream, because it is virtually odorless, yet derived from cayenne peppers.

And she did it.

To my dismay.

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Never present an enemy with a weapon you wouldn't want used on yourself, eh?

Dang, Shig got the ben gay line.

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Don't use Vick's Vap-o-rub either. My friend, and I use the term loosely, tried that on a bet, and he was screaming for several minutes, or so I hear.
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Now we know where Michael Flatley got his inspiration.
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ha ha!
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heh.
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