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I'd just like to plug punwit's excellent pun. I wouldn't want to snuff out the recognition you should receive.
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Sickening stories like this should have method of expressing our distatse in numeric form. I'd expect to rate this about a 6 or 7 on the icky scale.
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Billy goes into a bar and realizes he left his wallet at home. He really wants a drink, but the bartender won't let him have a tab.
Fred, already sitting at the bar, points to the spitoon and says, "If you take a sip out of that, I'll buy you drinks for the evening."
Billy walks over to the spitoon, picks it up, and drinks the whole thing. Everyone is grossed out, and Billy grabs a pitcher of beer and downs it with a grimace on his face.
Fred says, "You didn't have to drink the whole thing!"
Billy goes, "I tried to stop, but it all came out in one piece."
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Ok, every once in awhile I post a pun that I feel gets lost. I'm gonna pimp this one because I thought it was pretty good.
quote: Sickening stories like this should have method of expressing our distatse in numeric form. I'd expect to rate this about a 6 or 7 on the icky scale.
I should have said, "We should have a way to rate our distaste for sickening stories like this one in numeric form. I'd expect to rate this one about a 6 or 7 on the icky scale".
*Admits to shameless self promotion in this post*
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Perhaps I should cut back on the self promotion since Bob is apparently down to one lung. I'll stop with the attention-getters Bob but I suggest that you appoint an air apparent since you are imp-aired.
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I hope that the thief actually does some jail time. I'd hate to hear that he was pled down to no jail time because the DA figured he'd already received a more than fair Skoalding.
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1. Eeeeeewwww. 2. I have this mouth wash that, in the directions, says to "expectorate (spit)." Now, if they know that there are enough people who do not know what "expectorate" is to also put "spit" beside it, why don't they just put "spit?" It would save space...
I just thought of that when I read punwit's pun (is there some connection to being called punwit and puns or is that a coincidence?).
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