PS. What is a Pseudo-Hobbit, a short person without hair on their feet? Someone who only eats 5 meals a day, skipping second breakfasts all together? Someone who almost dropped the ring in Mt. Doom, but decided half way there that, you know, Mt. Unpleasant-But-Not-Really-Too-Scary would do just as well?
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If you're all mean about it, she'll never come out and play. She should know this is here, I emailed her about it.
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Welcome to Hatrack, Psuedo-Hobbit. It's fun lurking about here, but it's even more fun engaging the regulars in pointless debates about the meaning of life. Believe me. MUCH more fun. Posts: 499 | Registered: Mar 2004
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Hi, everyone! Thanks for the warm welcome. Sorry I'm late.
To explain the name...I've been getting hobbit jokes for years now (I'm 5'0") and I'm a big Lord of the Rings fan, so a while ago I ran with it and made myself a Samwise costume. So I guess a pseudo-hobbit is a short person with hobbit clothes and a curly wig in her closet. No, I don't have the feet.
Let's see...about me... I live in MN, same college as Ryuko. I love creative writing, art (everything from painting to webcomics to art history), movies, snow, and, of course, the all-knowing internet. I laugh at bad jokes, I'm addicted to blogging and Ragstock, and my current obsession is small fuzzy animals.
Anything else you'd like to know about me, ask away. Posts: 24 | Registered: Jan 2005
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Poor Elizabeth has this there-are-no-bad-puns delusion. But other than that, she's really great.
Tell us more about the obsession with small fuzzy animals. Unless by that you mean to tell us that you're a Furry. Posts: 32919 | Registered: Mar 2003
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Nah, I'm just daydreaming about getting a pet lately. I have a little yap-dog at my mom's house, but I rarely see him. And my apartment rules allow only quiet, non-messy pets, so I'm looking into rats or mice to keep me company.
Only thing is, my roommate is against small fuzzy pets. I know he wouldn't complain too much if I actually brought some home, but every time the subject comes up he denounces all fuzzy things as stinky and gross.
When this thread was started, I was at a pet store with a friend, looking at the itty bitty mice. So. Freaking. Cute. I either want two female mice or two male rats (to keep each other company).
And I'd better stop writing about it now otherwise the post is going to dissolve into baby-talk over cute widdle cweatuwes.
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Just as buns are the lowest form of wheat, so puns are the lowest form of wit.
Which doesn't mean I never pun, or that I do not appreciate some puns. I just recognize their correct place in the humor pyramid. Posts: 32919 | Registered: Mar 2003
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Yes, and the fish never stink because their bowls are always clean. Just like his room. I will have my fuzzy creatures, one day. And they'll be way cooler than those durn fish.
So is my humor pyramid upside down or am I?
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Just like his room. I will have my fuzzy creatures, one day. And they'll be way cooler than those durn fish.![[Confused]](confused.gif)
Or am I being obtuse by pointing that out?
