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Bob_Scopatz
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This is your invitation to a wedding-related pun smackdown. We must minister to this one all the way through April 2nd.

May the best man win. Except that's my brother and he doesn't even know about Hatrack.

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TMedina
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Like all relationships, this too will come to knot.

But I hope she will wear her gown with bride.

-Trevor

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punwit
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I've been grooming some puns for just this occasion.
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Everything said so far rings true. This thread is a real gem.
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Bob_Scopatz
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I'm so glad you all joined in and are showering us with such engaging puns.
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punwit
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By the way, hope chest isn't some form of wishful thinking.
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As to that one, aisle forever hold my peace.

And that was a veiled threat.

[ March 30, 2005, 06:07 PM: Message edited by: advice for robots ]

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Elizabeth
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Well, Bob, I know you two are getting a little older. I have some extra Depends I can send you. You don't want to be wetting gowns or anything.
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Bob_Scopatz
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tux tux [No No]
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Elizabeth
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I'm just trying to save your tails, Bob.
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I see you've got a lot invested in that pun. I should cuff you over the head. In fact, I vow to do it!
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I do believe you're all crazy.

*aside, to self*
D'ya think she'll really go through with it?
*answers self*
Nuptial realize the puns are too much to live with!

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Elizabeth
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Well, bob, I think I finally found the perfect gift for you two. It is a special set of tiny spoons for serving espresso. They are known as mini-stirs.
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Seeing as how CT is going to miss this event do we need to hire a stand in? Who is in charge of the Saramoney?
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Elizabeth
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Punwit, this is a country wedding. No need to be all CT-fied.
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Well, Bob and Dana are married now, so we can make honeymoon puns. I hope Dana is not disappointed, and that all Bob's promises were kept. I would hate to hear that he said, "Well, Dana, I really conned you, gal!"
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