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alluvion
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well, oviously, I don't know the appropriate history. Care to share?

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Boon
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nope

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ketchupqueen
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What happens in Tahiti, stays in Tahiti.

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alluvion
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Speaking of tahit, there was this...

ONE TIME

when I met a couple of townies, you see. They were all up in my nucks and twiddles, and twiddling me to tell 'em a story from the mainland. When I finally did, they stood stock still,

then, marched out accordsing to their drills,

and handed me baskets of jelly?

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Boon
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mmmm...jelly. I like jelly on toast.

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alluvion
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I almost forgot about...

THE OTHER TIME

I was in crete. Never mind, it doesn't smell the way you might think. It's all good. Tuberous and what not.

Anyhoo,

(line?)

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ketchupqueen
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Y'know, I'm beginning to think alluvion is a computer program.

Watch out, alluvion, or the great and powerful KAMA will destroy you!

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quidscribis
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You know, that makes sense somehow. Kinda like HAL. Oooh, maybe alluvion is the descendant of HAL. Yeah, that makes sense. Woohoo!

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alluvion
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Quid,

Dear Quid,

get yer own schtick ("And, I do mean this in trust. Truly, get yer own schtick. I've earned this one! Cross me again and well... you'll LEARN!")

KQ is mine.

And a fine little toddy of a find she is.

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Ketchup Princess
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*eyes get big*

Mama is MINE! YOU CAN'T HAVE THE NA-NAS! MINE! I NEED!

*hits alluvion*

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Annie
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The na-nas, eh?

*giggle*

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Ketchup Princess
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*glares at Annie*

I have na-nas.

No you.

Bye.

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ketchupqueen
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*head in hands*

I'm sorry. I think she needs a nap. She gets jealously, um, possessive when she's tired.

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alluvion
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thanks, KQ.

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rivka
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Wow, you're right! She really IS precocious. She types! And even spells correctly!

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ketchupqueen
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rivka, I love you. [Kiss]

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alluvion
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*finds the little arrow on KQ's single-serve pouch, gently rips it assunder and spreads the love*

on a basket of fries for all.

*slurp*

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ketchupqueen
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alluvion, I must warn you, I'm married, and Ketchup Prince Consort may take offense. You'd better watch what you do. I don't think he'd like the idea of strangers slurping on me.

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alluvion
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KPC?!

*cowers*

Didn't mean to offend, Yer High Condimentiousness!

Just tryin' to share.

care for a fry?

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KetchupPrinceConsort
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quote:
KQ is mine.

I beg to differ!

quote:
Just tryin' to share.

I saw her first, and I'm keeping her.

quote:
care for a fry?

One fry would only arouse my appetite, without beddin' her back down again.

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rivka
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Wait, wait, wait. Of all the things that Hatrack has to offer, flish/fallow/alluvion is what got Jeff to register?

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ketchupqueen
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Technically, I was not allowing him to register.

Technically, I allowed him to do so in order to defend my honor.

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rivka
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From FLISH?!

That's rather like defending your honor from a will-o-wisp.

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ketchupqueen
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But it's so sweet when he does it! *gets googly with love*

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rivka
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Does he also tilt at windmills? [Wink]

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ketchupqueen
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Only when I've fed him too much sugar. *giggles*

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Grisha
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what windmills? i only see Giants!

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alluvion
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Windmills and Giants, and (echo chamber: condimentia-ia-ia-ia!) - oh-my-freaking-no!

[would that it were, my sweeties.]

*admires pointy boots*

"umm.... hmmm?! Some real roach-stompers these are!"

*kicks at a pebble and missus*

<Edited for language --PJ>

[ May 18, 2005, 11:20 AM: Message edited by: Papa Janitor ]

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ketchupqueen
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Language! *thwaps alluvion*

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