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Altáriël of Dorthonion
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This thread is private property, all trespassers will be shotgunned.

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smitty
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With rocksalt, I'm assuming. Hey, watch where you're pointing that thing.

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Lissande
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I bet you want us to get off your lawn, too.

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smitty
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We need to get a hippy drum circle to sit in his backyard, and we can all sing "signs".

Wait - I don't want to be a hippy. Nevermind, I'm back to being apathetic.

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Uprooted
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Hmmm. *sprints off sidewalk, runs on grass, rings doorbell, runs away*

OUCH! That virtual shot hurts!

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Megan
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I think AoD is a she...

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Altáriël of Dorthonion
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Thanks Megan. I won't shoot you.
*starts aiming*

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Tatiana
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Her name ends in iel, making that a no-brainer. [Smile]

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smitty
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Sorry, only half a geek. Didn't get that.

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Tante Shvester
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<ring ring> This is your Tante calling. May I be invited over to your thread? I'll bring cookies.

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airmanfour
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I'm impervious. To everything. [Taunt]

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Evie3217
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This thread is here merely to taunt me. I don't respond well to taunting. *runs up and pokes AoD* Ah-ha!

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Shigosei
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"This is my thread. There are many like it, but this one is mine."

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Altáriël of Dorthonion
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Everyone, shoo shoo! Unless you have cookies, like Tante, leave this place at once!

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Tinros
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I HAVE cookies!

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Altáriël of Dorthonion
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quote:
Originally posted by airmanfour:
I'm impervious. To everything.

quote:
I'll blast you to tommorrow noon!!!! I'll get you someday, if it's the last thing I do!!

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Altáriël of Dorthonion
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Again, unless you have a warrant, get out of my property.
*aims Lucy at Evie*

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Lyrhawn
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You know, this thread would be a perfect place to build a Hatrack night club. The night club will be good for Hatrack's economy and social interactions.

I'm afraid your private thread will have to be seized and the night club will be built in its place.

You will of course be compensated for your loss of property but, well, it's for the good of the people.

Get ready to party!

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Altáriël of Dorthonion
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*shoots Lyrhawn with my handy dandy Lucy*

You were saying?

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Lyrhawn
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That the seizure of private property is clearly illegal! This thread is yours and can never be taken by anyone by any means!

I Lyrhawn, was in no way coerced into producing this message, it was made free and clear of any percieved thread of bodily harm. Ahem.

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Altáriël of Dorthonion
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I thought so.

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cheiros do ender
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quote:
Originally posted by Tatiana:
Her name ends in iel, making that a no-brainer.

Daniel?

Edit: Yes! A quarter of the way to a landmark. Maybe I should have made another for this comment.

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Stan the man
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*walks in and starts eating cookies*

Mmmmm, cookies.

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Altáriël of Dorthonion
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quote:
Originally posted by Stan the man:
*walks in and starts eating cookies*

Mmmmm, cookies.

Hey Mr., watch the crumbs.

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Tante Shvester
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Yeah, he's almost as bad as that dude that started McCarthyism.

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Advent 115
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I bring an offering of Raseberry Cheesecake and Triple Chocolate Cookies.

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0range7Penguin
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I have a summons for you it gives me a legal reason to be here!

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Altáriël of Dorthonion
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Advent...you may stay.
Read the summons, Orange Penguin.

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Advent 115
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Who wants cookies? [Smile]

The cheesecake is reserved for AoD.

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Altáriël of Dorthonion
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quote:
Originally posted by Advent 115:
Who wants cookies?

The cheesecake is reserved for AoD.

Darn straight! [Big Grin]

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0range7Penguin
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I dont read i just deliver....YOU BEEN SERVED!!!

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Evie3217
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This is a thread.
A what?
A thread.
A what?
A thread.
Oh, a thread.

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Advent 115
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On what charges!

Ms. AoD I'll represent you in court if need be.

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0range7Penguin
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Charges? We dont need no stinking charges...

I serve for civil court. (I really do too)

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Advent 115
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Then your even more cruel and inhuman than I could ever be.

Thank Evolution that I'm not as evil as you.

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0range7Penguin
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Advent 115
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I feal a disturbance in the thread... [Angst]

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Nellie Bly
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Can I borrow some thread??? I can't find mine. I'll let you borrow... something really cool. Or I'll watch that movie with you if need be.

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genius00345
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I have cookies! But I will stay out if AoD wants, since she did my friend and I a GIANT favor recently!

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SteveRogers
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You can't hurt me. Chuck Norris is on my side.

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Altáriël of Dorthonion
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quote:
Originally posted by SteveRogers:
You can't hurt me. Chuck Norris is on my side.

So what?! I have THE BURNINATOR on mine! Not to mention my good ol' Lucy!

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Altáriël of Dorthonion
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Genius, you are allowed to stay.
Be my guest and let us drink some Earl Grey tea as we listen to the fireplace cracking and the pleasant music of David Bowie.

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Advent 115
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Is this a non-alcholic thread? If so then I may have to stay. [Smile]

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Altáriël of Dorthonion
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As long as you are of age and you don't get tipsy or downright drunk, I see no problem with alcohol. [Big Grin]

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Advent 115
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All minors leave the area at once, because its party time! [Party]

Party over here (remember to bring offerings to AoD).

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Altáriël of Dorthonion
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Well, I'm just 18, dear. I can't do alcohol either...Minors can stay but they are not allowed to handle alcohol. Hey, wait a minute...this thread was my private retreat. Why is it so crowded all of a sudden? Oh well, at least I get cookies.

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Advent 115
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That is why I suggested that all who enter your property bring offerings.

And as for the being crowded thing, too many of us learned that you like cookies.

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The Pixiest
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Evie... You've heard of "This is a what?"????

I thought my friends and I were the only ones who played that stupid game in HS! (Weird I was just thinking about it last night too!!)

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Altáriël of Dorthonion
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quote:
Originally posted by Advent 115:
That is why I suggested that all who enter your property bring offerings.

And as for the being crowded thing, too many of us learned that you like cookies.

*whisper whisper* What I most like, is Pocky.
Anata mo watashi no Pocky!
Anata mo watashi no Pocky!
Anata mo watashi no Pocky!

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Altáriël of Dorthonion
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BTW, I'm going fishing in my pond behind my little cottage in this thread of mine. I feel like eating some fishies tonight.

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