Puns about procreation (unless of course you aren't getting paid, in which case it'd be just amateurcreation). As another one is plugged into the matrix (Neo-natal?), we'll all be taking bets on who will win, placenta, or show(ing). Could add puns about birth, I suppose. That can be your crowning achievement.
So, my fellow peons, implant your puns here, I'll gamete you halfway.
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I think we'll all be in a cord that this will be a lamazing idea for a thread, Bob. I hope it doesn't it doesn't get zygote of the expectant mothers. It should be a blastocyte!
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There's a new study out about using licorice perfume as a way to avoid teen pregnancy. It looks like absinth scents is the best way to avoid Miss conceptions.
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Lacking a punny first response, I'm delivering this little baby for its Apgar score:
quote: A man and his wife were making their first doctor visit prior to the birth of their first child. After everything checked out, the doctor took a small stamp and stamped the wife's stomach with indelible ink.
The couple was curious about what the stamp was for, so when they got home, the husband dug out his magnifying glass to try to see what it was. In very tiny letters, the stamp said, "When you can read this, come back and see me."
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Surely you are all full of jest-ation. I maternity volume down so I can laugh louder. Can you feel me kicking?
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This thread hasn't really come to term just yet, JenniK. You need to give it time to develop some legs. Gest state your impatience and wait like the rest of us hare apparents.
*Groan* That last bit wasn't as bunny as I thought, I'm afraid it's dead.
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Bob, don't you think you are pushing it with this thread? It is not exactly your crowning achievment.
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Some friends of mine have a nice little boy named Nathan.
Before he was born they went to several experts, from psycologists to psychics, clinicians to kindergarten teachers. They asked if the unborn Nathan will care about bad puns pre-birth.
There responses were the same advice that I give all parents-to-be.
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(off-topic: Did anyone else notice that this is PS XL and it is also Superbowl XL today? Just thought it was kind of a funny coincidence.)
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