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Damien.m
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The Ten Greatest ****s of all Time:

1. "Where the **** is all the water comming from ??"
-- Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS
Titanic, 1912

2. "What the **** was that?"
-- Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945

3. "Where did all those ****ing Indians come from?"
-- Custer, 1877

4. "Any ****ing idiot could understand that."
-- Einstein, 1938

5. "How the **** did you work that out?"
-- Pythagoras, 126 BC

6. "You want WHAT on the ****ing ceiling?"
-- Michelangelo, 1566

7. "Where the **** are we?"
-- Amelia Earhart, 1937

8. "Scattered ****ing showers, my ass!"
-- Noah, 4314 BC

9. "Aw c'mon. Who the **** is going to find out?"
-- Bill Clinton, 1998

10."Geez, I didn't think they'd get this ****ing mad."
-- Saddam Hussein, 2003
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Temposs
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Pretty funny :-)
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Stephan
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Very ****ing funny.
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Architraz Warden
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Heh, I remember the first three from the A&E Spoof "History of the word ****".
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suminonA
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What the **** does "****" stand for ? [Big Grin]
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SteveRogers
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quote:
8. "Scattered ****ing showers, my ass!"
-- Noah, 4314 BC
This one was my favorite.
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Anna
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It makes me think about The Truth by Terry Pratchett. There's a character speaking like that.
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Damien.m
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Yeah i agree steve it took me a few minutes to get over that one and get on to the next one i was laughing that much
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Oh look, Damien learned a new word.
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