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Lisa
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You always wondered.
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Dagonee
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Nuttella is kosher?
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ClaudiaTherese
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That's brilliant. I've tried to score it with a serrated knife before, but this was limited in success.

Apparently matzah makes your head bob from side to side. (?)

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Shigosei
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Just like the way to tear paper along a straight line. Huh. I never thought to apply it to matzah or crackers!
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Tante Shvester
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Brilliant!

(But only if you eat gebrux, uh, gebrocks, uh, gebrochs, uh, wet matzah.)

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rivka
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quote:
Originally posted by Dagonee:
Nutella is kosher?

Yes, although it is dairy (and not kosher for Pesach). But that's not Nutella. It's chocolate spread -- which comes in both dairy and non-dairy varieties, and is (or at least can be) kosher for Pesach.

Not only is that method gebrochts (which is fine with me), it will result in soggy edges. bleh!

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It's a good idea to not go against the grain when trying to cut something.

Matzos included. [Big Grin]

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whats really fun is watching someone eat a burger on Matzah. [Smile]

I had Jewish roommates for 7 years, and we could get creative with meals at times. The best was when their mothers brought food up to us.

Of course then there was the "reform" Jew who lived a few buildings down who said that if you were in a room without windows on the first night you could still eat whatever you wanted since you didn't really know for sure that the sun had set yet (even at 10:00pm) since the last time you had seen the sky the sun was up.

Now that was one strange girl.

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Speedy matza dough!
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quote:
Of course then there was the "reform" Jew who lived a few buildings down who said that if you were in a room without windows on the first night you could still eat whatever you wanted since you didn't really know for sure that the sun had set yet (even at 10:00pm) since the last time you had seen the sky the sun was up.
[ROFL]

I wish I could apply that kind of logic to everything in life.

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