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Shepherd
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crystal-city!

She smells weird.

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Dan_raven
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Uh huh. and how much "crystal city" have you been snorting?

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Architraz Warden
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Aren't they supposed to post right after being introduced? You didn't scare her away already, did you Shepherd?

It was probably the SG-1 thread...

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Shepherd
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She signed up after the sg-1 thread. I don;t think she knows the rules.

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breyerchic04
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Who is she?

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Little_Doctor
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Obviously she is so cool, that we aren't even physically able to see her posts. They are on a higher plane than the posts of us inferiors.

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crystal-city
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Shepherd forgot to let me in on the rules. And he's a computer hog so I couldn't get back on.

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MyrddinFyre
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Stan the man
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I see it! Welcome!

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Dr Strangelove
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Welcome to the [Hat]

rack.

*smiles at own cleverness*

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rivka
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crystal-city
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Dr Stangelove i smile at your cleverness too.

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breyerchic04
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I tried to post this yesterday but it messed up, so how do you know shepherd, tell us a bit about yourself?

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Libbie
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I believe in crystal-city 'cause I believe in me!

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Shepherd
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Die scum sucking pig! Or hi!

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Mike
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Eh, you can't fool me, you're not really real.

But welcome anyway.

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crystal-city
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I was impregnated by Shepherd's second cousin on his mother's uncle's side. But he abandoned me on a hike through the woods so Shepherd is raising the child. I fear for the child's life. I'd raise him myself but I had to keep the whole affair a secret from my parents. I'm at a loss and the stress it is causing me has led me to beg of your advice and for any additional heroin that you have lying around.

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Shepherd
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Yes, it is a hard life raising a child in a lonely cabin. Crystal-city's heroin addiction is really quite trying on her son. He's a good boy, he just needs to detox.

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Shepherd
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Acually she's a bolivian runaway hiding in my basement with an avid addiction to Mr. Card.

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MightyCow
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I would recommend not snorting Mr. Card. It seems like a good idea at first, you think nobody's going to get hurt, but soon you're selling your body on the corner.

It happened to me.

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crystal-city
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It's true. I love Card's books and i'm constantly trying to get my friends to read his books. Shepherd still hasn't read the Alvin Maker series. I am continuing to work on him.

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Dan_raven
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Note:

There is a huge difference between being addicted to Mr. Card, and being addicted to his writings.

Ask Mrs. Card if you doubt it.

This message brought to you by the Protect OSC from being Snorted Away foundation.

Oh, and hi and welcome Crystal

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vonk
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POFBSAF! I went to the fundraiser/gala last year; very classy. It's just so sad to see these pregnant kids with OSC stuck to their upper lip and nostrils and they don't even care! *tear*

And welcome CC!

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Shepherd
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quote:
This message brought to you by the Protect OSC from being Snorted Away foundation.

I love thee oh Dan_raven. Thou makest me giggle oh ever so.

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Dan_raven
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Vonk, the saddest thing is those poor kids who ignore the stergeon general's warning that snortin OSC can lead to headaches, leaky bowels, sinus infecitons, and brain rot.

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vonk
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Yeah. They could put OSC in a black box with a skull and crossbones on it and call him "Death" and they'd still stand in line for a taste. Gal-dern addicts...

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