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Dan_raven
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In respect and admiration for "Talk Like A Pirate Day" I says we have our next Pun contest based on all things Piratical.

How can you tell the North Sea Pirates? By the blue-beards and the shivering timbers.
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The Pixiest
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Did you hear about the new pirate movie? It's rated ARRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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What's with the guy who hijacked my Planter's delivery truck?

Get him, laddies! He's drivin' me nuts!
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Glenn Arnold
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How much did the pirate pay for his body piercings?

A buck an ear.
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Did you hear about the woman who got her butt grabbed when a cutpurse stole her wallet?

She shouted "He pinched me booty!"

Ouch.
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DaisyMae
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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel sticking out of his pants. The bartender looks at him and says, "Gee, isn't that uncomfortable?"
The pirate replies, "AAaarrggg, it's drivin' me nuts."

Best. Joke. Ever.
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Shigosei
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I wanted to dress up as a pirate today, but I realized I had nothing that would make a good costume--not so much as an eye patch. So I wore my pi t-shirt instead.

Watch out, e and i! The pi-rate is coming to pillage your towns!
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Dan_raven
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So I was walking down the street when the spirit of the day got to me. I started singing, "Yo Ho, Yo Ho"

I got slapped 5 times.

I got arrested, twice.

I got 2 propositions I can not discuss here on Hatrack, but I think one was from a guy.
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What did the pirate when he went to China?

SARRRRRRRS!

Oh man, that joke will never stop being funny to me.
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