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Elmer's Glue
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An American set a new world record of eating 59 and a half hot dogs in 12 minutes. Finally, after Japan has held the record for soo long, we can finally regain our title.

[Party]

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rollainm
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Oh joy. [Roll Eyes]
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I drove passed the Japanese embassy this morning. The flag was at half mast.


*some or all of the previous statement may not be true.

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Madb
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Americans never had any honor, only NUKES & IDEALs.

- MaSTERdb has spoken.

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Well I have to say I'm excited, especially after an American came so close on the 4th last year, but I'm going to wait until the 4th of July to really do my victory dance.
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Madb
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America has the record for most competitors dead of heart attack whilst in "peak form".

What a sad country.

- MaSTERdb

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Lyrhawn
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Hooray! Just when you thought that America might NOT be the center of the world's gluttony, this guy swooped in to save the day!

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I drove passed the Japanese embassy this morning. The flag was at half mast.
They should have done that when Sony releasead the PS3.
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Elmer's Glue
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Okay Madb, we get it, you hate America. Go ahead and start your own topic about it. This is about us being the best gluttons.
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Madb
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I don't hate, I envy the power.

God bless this great nation.

Amen.

- MaSTERdb

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Lyrhawn
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Seeing Madb makes me want to watch the Children of Dune miniseries. It looks like Muadib.

quote:
I don't hate, I envy the power.
Sounds like a Sith recruitment slogan.
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Madb
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<Removed.>

[ June 07, 2007, 04:07 PM: Message edited by: Papa Janitor ]

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Lyrhawn
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Aw.

I'm getting nostalgic. It's been awhile since we've had a cartoonish troll on the boards.

Good times [Smile]

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<Removed.>

[ June 07, 2007, 04:07 PM: Message edited by: Papa Janitor ]

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Are you kidding me, the way you write, it sounds like you've been the submissive all your life. [Razz]
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Madb
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I submit.

Nice call; you've got me on your hotseat now Oprah. My dad used to beat on me when he was drunk.

My older sister died when I was 10, she OD'ed aged 16.

My mom is in the asylum for observation after a suicide attempt, I'm in bording school because we're filthy rich.

Whenever someone raises a hand to me I flinch.

Whenever someone shouts at me in our ball games I shiver.

<Removed portion.>

- MaSTERdb

[ June 07, 2007, 04:08 PM: Message edited by: Papa Janitor ]

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Epictetus
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Good times indeed Lyrhawn [Wink]
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Madb
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<Removed.>

[ June 07, 2007, 04:10 PM: Message edited by: Papa Janitor ]

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Samprimary
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Revolutionize your life with the masterdb posting style: words first, cogent point later maybe. Rant like a madman. And redundantly sign all of your posts.
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Dan_Frank
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I think it's a bot.
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TomDavidson
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It's not a bot. It's just an idiot.
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Papa Janitor
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Madb, I'd like to welcome you to Hatrack, but I'd also ask you to rein in your style a bit. Please review the terms of service here if you need to.

--PJ

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Madb
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I've been posting here since I was in my undies.

First as Cross, then as Desu.
Just because what I have to say isn't nice doesn't mean it's insulting.

But yeah, i'll change my style.

I'm still going to sign my posts.

Oh and get off my **** TD only those quick to judge what they don't understand lead small & narrow minded lives.

- MaSTERdb

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quote:
Originally posted by TomDavidson:
It's not a bot. It's just an idiot.

How can you tell? On a Turing test, I'd give it three out of ten.
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Madb
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Oh noes!

I've gotten on the forum nerds bad side.

I guess all I can do is sit back with a jay & just take the flaming. I mean do I really care about you pathetic little e-social life manuvering. I wonder how many of you are now going to proceed to kneel before TD and agree with every utterance of this great personage.

I just don't either enjoy or appreciate being called an idiot by a bunch of people I don't know.

Have fun with me though, god know's i've got plenty of material you can use to flame me with.

/me sits back and sparks up.

- MaSTERdb

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rollainm
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quote:
Originally posted by King of Men:
quote:
Originally posted by TomDavidson:
It's not a bot. It's just an idiot.

How can you tell? On a Turing test, I'd give it three out of ten.
Heh.
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how would you know twas a nerd,
if you did not recognize that Turing word?
You set your self up in the selfsame trap,
and had upon yourself dumped your very own carp.

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Bravo!
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I have a feeling he won't be here that long- he's a little to risque and won't abide by the TOS.
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(Emphasis mine)

How long have the Japanese held the record?

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BlackBlade
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About freaking time we took the title back.

The equivalent would be an American making the best sake or sushi.

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Although you just registered, Madb, you've clearly been around long enough to know you're out of line. Knock it off.

--PJ

[ June 06, 2007, 11:52 AM: Message edited by: Papa Janitor ]

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BlackBlade
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Predicting thread lockage in 5....4...
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Madb
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Yeah go USA claim more useless titles!

- MaSTERdb

[ June 06, 2007, 12:04 PM: Message edited by: Madb ]

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BlackBlade
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quote:
Originally posted by Madb:
Yeah got USA claim more useless titles!

- MaSTERdb

As opposed to the titles you are trying to claim in this thread?
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Shawshank
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According to wikipedia:

quote:
Since 1997, a Japanese competitor has held the belt in all but one year (1999). In 2000, the first, second and third places were all taken by Japanese contestants

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Madb
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Hahaha BlackBlade.

You sting like a butterfly & fly like a bee.

Ouch?

- MaSTERdb

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Shawshank
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I suggest we ignore him until 1. he decides he wants to grow up (very unlikely) 2. he gets bored and decides to leave (fairly unlikely) or 3. He gets himself kicked out (fairly likely)
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quote:
Originally posted by Madb:
Hahaha BlackBlade.

You sting like a butterfly & fly like a bee.

Ouch?

- MaSTERdb

Oh I see what you did there, how can I stand up to such craft?
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Madb
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I suggest we stop double posting.

Why are you all ganging up on me? I'm a nice guy deep down inside.

- MaSTERdb

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Scott R
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Ugh...how does he keep all of that down? I bet he hurls like a champion super-model afterwards...

Blech.

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I can't believe people let insane displays of gluttony such as this occur. It's one thing to eat a little more than you have to when you'd have dinner normally, but this is just eating for its own sake.
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BlackBlade
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quote:
Originally posted by Omega M.:
I can't believe people let insane displays of gluttony such as this occur. It's one thing to eat a little more than you have to when you'd have dinner normally, but this is just eating for its own sake.

Would you be equally opposed to those dance til you drop contests, kiss til you drop contests? Or pretty much everything in Guiness Book of World Records?
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quote:
I can't believe people let insane displays of gluttony such as this occur.
The only alternative I can think of to letting it occur is criminalizing it. Do you advocate setting a level of criminal gluttony?
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quote:
Originally posted by Scott R:
Ugh...how does he keep all of that down? I bet he hurls like a champion super-model afterwards...

Blech.

You're talking about the hot dog guy, right?
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No, he was talking about all that niceness that is some where deep down in our new friend...
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Scott R
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I am an onion.

Layers upon layers.

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You make me cry when I cut you.
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Scott R
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I know.

Crybaby.

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Madb
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Wow WTF are you guys talking about now.

I have just one question, can a person with their stomach tied & bypassed or w/e still compete?

- MaSTERdb

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quote:
Originally posted by Scott R:
I am an onion.

Layers upon layers.

Sure you aren't cake? Everybody likes cake.
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kobayashi's reign is over! i wonder what he will do now? i can see him being on some lame reality tv show where other washed up semi-celebs try to get a few more bucks before leaving the world's attention.

Seriously tho, almost 60 hot dogs in 12 minutes. thats insane, and very amazing. i mean damn. theres a whole bunch of questions that brings to mind about the after effects on one's body, but ill leave them out of here and just leave it at 'amazed.'

Oh, and nice Jim Gaffigan line lyrhawn. he's too funny.

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