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Tell me more about this...what was it called, Wii?
Also, do you have any Russian brides or cigarettes available for purchase? I'd like to send you my credit card number.
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Hey, have you ever wanted to bigger...you know...down there? My friend just got these new pills, and says they're fantastic...actually, he hasn't told me anything. But his girlfriend won't shut up about it! I never believed that stuff worked but she swears it does. No wonder he's been keeping it to himself. Doesn't want everyone to find out his secret. I thought you'd be interested. I know how your girlfriend grumbles. lol.
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Medication may have side effects, including shrinking your Wii to nonexistance, public mockery, and a headache when you wake up to find your life savings and virginity gone.
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Hey, we have not talked in awhile but I've taken some special exotic pictures of myself just for you. log on MSN sometime and we'll "chat" if you know what I mean!
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Also, take a look at my cleavage. Doesn't it entice you to call us now?
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For just chump change, I can quadruple the amount of smiley expressions in your repertoire! Imagine being able to express exactly how you feel in any discussion, rather than punting with an overused smiley that really could mean anything! Most people will pay more than $100 for that kind of ability. But if you act today, I'll put 200 new smileys in your arsenal for just $10! Don't wait! Own them all now!
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