FacebookTwitter
Hatrack River Forum   
my profile login | search | faq | forum home

  next oldest topic   next newest topic
» Hatrack River Forum » Active Forums » Books, Films, Food and Culture » Mayonnaise! (Page 1)

  This topic comprises 2 pages: 1  2   
Author Topic: Mayonnaise!
quidscribis
Member
Member # 5124

 - posted      Profile for quidscribis   Email quidscribis         Edit/Delete Post 
With skyrocketing prices here, mayonnaise, which is imported, is getting even more expensive, so I'm thinking of making my own rather than paying through the nose for stuff that I'm not overly fond of anyway.

See, there's no Best Foods / Hellman's mayonnaise here, which is my favourite flavour. We can, however, get Kraft Mayonnaise (sometimes - and this is my favourite of what's available here), Miracle Whip (which I only use in an emergency - not all that fond of), and Kraft Old Fashioned Mayonnaise (or Old Style? Something like that - but it has a flavour that just makes me want to retch.)

So I'm in search of mayonnaise recipes that come close to the Best Foods / Hellman's variety. I've found a few on the Internet, and I've started experimenting (nothing perfect just yet) and I'm wondering if any of you have that perfect mayonnaise recipe perfected. If you do, want to share?

Posts: 8355 | Registered: Apr 2003  |  IP: Logged | Report this post to a Moderator
Itsame
Member
Member # 9712

 - posted      Profile for Itsame           Edit/Delete Post 
Where do you live?
Posts: 2705 | Registered: Sep 2006  |  IP: Logged | Report this post to a Moderator
Launchywiggin
Member
Member # 9116

 - posted      Profile for Launchywiggin   Email Launchywiggin         Edit/Delete Post 
Although it doesn't taste quite the same, my new mayonnaise recipe (because of my diet) is yellow mustard.
Posts: 1314 | Registered: Jan 2006  |  IP: Logged | Report this post to a Moderator
TomDavidson
Member
Member # 124

 - posted      Profile for TomDavidson   Email TomDavidson         Edit/Delete Post 
Couldn't you just stop using mayo? Besides tuna fish, what else requires it?
Posts: 37449 | Registered: May 1999  |  IP: Logged | Report this post to a Moderator
Squid Martigan
Member
Member # 9276

 - posted      Profile for Squid Martigan           Edit/Delete Post 
Bacon sandwiches of course!!!
Posts: 71 | Registered: Mar 2006  |  IP: Logged | Report this post to a Moderator
Mike
Member
Member # 55

 - posted      Profile for Mike   Email Mike         Edit/Delete Post 
I use Alton Brown's recipe, with some tweaks*. It's not quite the same as Hellman's, but I actually like it better. The down side is you really shouldn't keep it longer than a week.

* Switch the quantities of lemon juice and vinegar; I usually end up using lime juice, actually; using garlic olive oil (or other flavor) for some of the oil is a plus; white pepper adds some nice umami.

Posts: 1810 | Registered: Jan 1999  |  IP: Logged | Report this post to a Moderator
quidscribis
Member
Member # 5124

 - posted      Profile for quidscribis   Email quidscribis         Edit/Delete Post 
I live in Sri Lanka. We can't get decent mustard here, so that's out anyway (mustard made with margarine as a base? Ew!) And no, I can't just stop using mayo. Sheesh! What's wrong with trying to make my own? [Wink]
Posts: 8355 | Registered: Apr 2003  |  IP: Logged | Report this post to a Moderator
quidscribis
Member
Member # 5124

 - posted      Profile for quidscribis   Email quidscribis         Edit/Delete Post 
Thanks, Mike, I'll give it a try. My first batch of mayo I used lime juice - that was the recipe I found - and the lime was just far too strong. The next batch was just vinegar, and not strong enough, so a combination of the two is likely best. We don't get flavoured oils here. I'm lucky to pay $16 for a liter of what's labelled as virgin olive oil (but has no olive oil flavour, so I kinda doubt it.)
Posts: 8355 | Registered: Apr 2003  |  IP: Logged | Report this post to a Moderator
Squid Martigan
Member
Member # 9276

 - posted      Profile for Squid Martigan           Edit/Delete Post 
There's nothing wrong with it, quidscribis, and if you want a really good de-saltening/neutral/moistening condiment for your bacon sandwiches, I highly suggest decreasing the amount of both lemon/lime and vinegar-- I have tried many different condiments in my sandwiches, and the least tart ones go the best with salty contents.

Mustard does not usually go well with bacon sandwiches, though it works very well when combined with bacon for oven-baked potatoes or baked bacon-wrapped meats.

Posts: 71 | Registered: Mar 2006  |  IP: Logged | Report this post to a Moderator
Mike
Member
Member # 55

 - posted      Profile for Mike   Email Mike         Edit/Delete Post 
Quid, can you get mustard powder? That's pretty central to the recipe, though honestly I haven't tried it without.

quote:
Originally posted by TomDavidson:
Couldn't you just stop using mayo? Besides tuna fish, what else requires it?

Mayo is a perfect dipping sauce for roasted vegetables. Unless you want to make hollandaise, but even I'm not that crazy. Plus you can use it as a base for a honey mustard sauce for chicken fingers. *drool* I have even been known to use mayo in place of oil / butter when making omelets. Tartar sauce is mayo plus relish. The list just goes on and on.
Posts: 1810 | Registered: Jan 1999  |  IP: Logged | Report this post to a Moderator
Squid Martigan
Member
Member # 9276

 - posted      Profile for Squid Martigan           Edit/Delete Post 
Oh! I almost forgot fish! Mustard goes great with bacon, wrapped around some good fish (try mahi mahi), baked... with a squeeze of lime over the top just before serving.
Posts: 71 | Registered: Mar 2006  |  IP: Logged | Report this post to a Moderator
Lyrhawn
Member
Member # 7039

 - posted      Profile for Lyrhawn   Email Lyrhawn         Edit/Delete Post 
quote:
Originally posted by TomDavidson:
Couldn't you just stop using mayo? Besides tuna fish, what else requires it?

Ever worked food prep in a restaurant before? You'll be sickened by the number of things that require mayo.
Posts: 21898 | Registered: Nov 2004  |  IP: Logged | Report this post to a Moderator
The Rabbit
Member
Member # 671

 - posted      Profile for The Rabbit   Email The Rabbit         Edit/Delete Post 
quote:
Unless you want to make hollandaise, but even I'm not that crazy.
What's crazy about making hollandaise?

It's really not that difficult, just low heat and lots of whisking.

Posts: 12591 | Registered: Jan 2000  |  IP: Logged | Report this post to a Moderator
Mike
Member
Member # 55

 - posted      Profile for Mike   Email Mike         Edit/Delete Post 
And lots and lots of butter. But I guess that hasn't stopped me before. Eggs benedict, here I come. (My doctor's going to kill me.)
Posts: 1810 | Registered: Jan 1999  |  IP: Logged | Report this post to a Moderator
ketchupqueen
Member
Member # 6877

 - posted      Profile for ketchupqueen   Email ketchupqueen         Edit/Delete Post 
I sincerely doubt she ever has bacon sandwiches, since her husband eats halal and cooking bacon would require buying a pan just for the purpose of cooking the bacon...

I, too, have had Alton Brown's recipe and found it passable with some tweaking (though I still prefer Best Foods, it's the best home-made recipe I've ever tried.)

Posts: 21182 | Registered: Sep 2004  |  IP: Logged | Report this post to a Moderator
Lyrhawn
Member
Member # 7039

 - posted      Profile for Lyrhawn   Email Lyrhawn         Edit/Delete Post 
quote:
Originally posted by The Rabbit:
quote:
Unless you want to make hollandaise, but even I'm not that crazy.
What's crazy about making hollandaise?

It's really not that difficult, just low heat and lots of whisking.

That's what I was thinking. And it's sooooo delicious.
Posts: 21898 | Registered: Nov 2004  |  IP: Logged | Report this post to a Moderator
quidscribis
Member
Member # 5124

 - posted      Profile for quidscribis   Email quidscribis         Edit/Delete Post 
Um, yeah, no bacon sandwiches. Unless we're out and I can buy it pre-made. [Big Grin] Basically, pig may not enter this house. Even if I had a separate pan to cook just the pig, his parents would be hugely offended if I did that. Major cultural ramifications. And, you know, I can get bacon when we're out, so I'm good. [Smile]


Mike, no, no powdered mustard. BUT I do have mustard seeds and those can be pounded/ground/whatever, and that I have no problem doing. [Smile]


And I seriously need mayo for dipping French fries, egg salad, potato salad, coleslaw, and other sandwiches. [Smile] Yum!


kq, what kind of tweaking do you do that you find improves the flavour?

Posts: 8355 | Registered: Apr 2003  |  IP: Logged | Report this post to a Moderator
Javert
Member
Member # 3076

 - posted      Profile for Javert   Email Javert         Edit/Delete Post 
quote:
...Miracle Whip...
What is this doing in a mayonnaise thread?

Miracle Whip isn't mayonnaise. Miracle Whip is disgusting, horrible, and vile. It should never be compared to actual mayo.

Take it back!

Posts: 3852 | Registered: Feb 2002  |  IP: Logged | Report this post to a Moderator
quidscribis
Member
Member # 5124

 - posted      Profile for quidscribis   Email quidscribis         Edit/Delete Post 
Um, didn't you see me saying I wasn't all that fond of it and only used it in an emergency when nothing else was available? And I didn't label it specifically as a mayonnaise, but rather listed it along with other items that actually are available here, all Kraft brand, which is where the similarity comes in. All Kraft.

I did not call it mayonnaise. So you take it back! [Razz]

Posts: 8355 | Registered: Apr 2003  |  IP: Logged | Report this post to a Moderator
Javert
Member
Member # 3076

 - posted      Profile for Javert   Email Javert         Edit/Delete Post 
quote:
Originally posted by quidscribis:
Um, didn't you see me saying I wasn't all that fond of it and only used it in an emergency when nothing else was available? And I didn't label it specifically as a mayonnaise, but rather listed it along with other items that actually are available here, all Kraft brand, which is where the similarity comes in. All Kraft.

I did not call it mayonnaise. So you take it back! [Razz]

It's mere existence in a mayonnaise thread could potentially confuse some people. I'm trying to protect the children here, can't you see that!?!?
Posts: 3852 | Registered: Feb 2002  |  IP: Logged | Report this post to a Moderator
pooka
Member
Member # 5003

 - posted      Profile for pooka   Email pooka         Edit/Delete Post 
I've made my own mayonnaise, but I'm not sure I've ever had hollandaise sauce. I'll have to look into it.
Posts: 11017 | Registered: Apr 2003  |  IP: Logged | Report this post to a Moderator
scifibum
Member
Member # 7625

 - posted      Profile for scifibum   Email scifibum         Edit/Delete Post 
Have you had Eggs Benedict? If the answer is "yes, but at [insert cheap breakfast place here], and I didn't like it" then you have to try again at [insert nice breakfast place here]. Anyway, if you've had Eggs Benedict you've had hollandaise. Also it might have turned up on asparagus.

It's very very good, in a very weird kind of way. (Lemon flavored egg yolks?)

Posts: 4287 | Registered: Mar 2005  |  IP: Logged | Report this post to a Moderator
Mike
Member
Member # 55

 - posted      Profile for Mike   Email Mike         Edit/Delete Post 
quote:
Originally posted by ketchupqueen:
I, too, have had Alton Brown's recipe and found it passable with some tweaking (though I still prefer Best Foods, it's the best home-made recipe I've ever tried.)

Best Foods, home-made? Do tell.
Posts: 1810 | Registered: Jan 1999  |  IP: Logged | Report this post to a Moderator
Dan_Frank
Member
Member # 8488

 - posted      Profile for Dan_Frank   Email Dan_Frank         Edit/Delete Post 
quote:
Originally posted by Mike:
quote:
Originally posted by ketchupqueen:
I, too, have had Alton Brown's recipe and found it passable with some tweaking (though I still prefer Best Foods, it's the best home-made recipe I've ever tried.)

Best Foods, home-made? Do tell.
You misread it. Read it this way.

"I like Alton Brown's recipe. I still prefer Best Foods, but Alton Brown has the best home made recipe I've ever tried."

Posts: 3580 | Registered: Aug 2005  |  IP: Logged | Report this post to a Moderator
pooka
Member
Member # 5003

 - posted      Profile for pooka   Email pooka         Edit/Delete Post 
I'm not sure I've ever had Eggs Benedict. I've probably thought of it, but I usually get french toast or biscuits and gravy.

Boy I'm hungry.

It's funny living in a foreign land, the things you miss. I remember how the European cottage cheese was so strange to me.

Posts: 11017 | Registered: Apr 2003  |  IP: Logged | Report this post to a Moderator
ketchupqueen
Member
Member # 6877

 - posted      Profile for ketchupqueen   Email ketchupqueen         Edit/Delete Post 
quote:
Originally posted by Javert:
quote:
Originally posted by quidscribis:
Um, didn't you see me saying I wasn't all that fond of it and only used it in an emergency when nothing else was available? And I didn't label it specifically as a mayonnaise, but rather listed it along with other items that actually are available here, all Kraft brand, which is where the similarity comes in. All Kraft.

I did not call it mayonnaise. So you take it back! [Razz]

It's mere existence in a mayonnaise thread could potentially confuse some people. I'm trying to protect the children here, can't you see that!?!?
*nods solemnly* A noble work.

quid, I too found that the acidity needed a bit of reducing.

Posts: 21182 | Registered: Sep 2004  |  IP: Logged | Report this post to a Moderator
The Rabbit
Member
Member # 671

 - posted      Profile for The Rabbit   Email The Rabbit         Edit/Delete Post 
quote:
Originally posted by pooka:
I'm not sure I've ever had Eggs Benedict. I've probably thought of it, but I usually get french toast or biscuits and gravy.

Boy I'm hungry.

It's funny living in a foreign land, the things you miss. I remember how the European cottage cheese was so strange to me.

Ruth's Diner, in Emigration Canyon just east of Salt Lake has the most wonderful "Polenta Benedict". Polenta in a savory tomato sauce topped with two poached eggs and Hollandaise sauce. Just thinking about it makes me hungry.
Posts: 12591 | Registered: Jan 2000  |  IP: Logged | Report this post to a Moderator
maui babe
Member
Member # 1894

 - posted      Profile for maui babe   Email maui babe         Edit/Delete Post 
quote:
Originally posted by Javert:
quote:
...Miracle Whip...
What is this doing in a mayonnaise thread?

Miracle Whip isn't mayonnaise. Miracle Whip is disgusting, horrible, and vile. It should never be compared to actual mayo.

Take it back!

Actually, mayonnaise is disgusting, horrible and vile too. And why in the world would you need to dip delicious roasted vegetables in anything at all??? Especially something as unhealthy (disgusting, horrible and vile) as mayo?
Posts: 2069 | Registered: May 2001  |  IP: Logged | Report this post to a Moderator
Uprooted
Member
Member # 8353

 - posted      Profile for Uprooted   Email Uprooted         Edit/Delete Post 
Unhealthy I won't argue, maui babe; but disgusting, horrible and vile?? Never!!

the Rabbit, I'm going to be in Utah in a few weeks. I might just have to find Ruth's Diner while I'm there. Is Polenta Benedict just for breakfast/brunch, or can you get it all day?

Posts: 3149 | Registered: Jul 2005  |  IP: Logged | Report this post to a Moderator
quidscribis
Member
Member # 5124

 - posted      Profile for quidscribis   Email quidscribis         Edit/Delete Post 
*sigh* Remind me that I can't get corn meal here, why don't'cha? [Razz]
Posts: 8355 | Registered: Apr 2003  |  IP: Logged | Report this post to a Moderator
rivka
Member
Member # 4859

 - posted      Profile for rivka   Email rivka         Edit/Delete Post 
No polenta for me this week, but I shall have to try to recreate that dish next week.

And I'm so glad that commercially available Pesach mayo became widely available (including lite versions) ~10 years ago, so I don't have to make my own.

Posts: 32919 | Registered: Mar 2003  |  IP: Logged | Report this post to a Moderator
Lyrhawn
Member
Member # 7039

 - posted      Profile for Lyrhawn   Email Lyrhawn         Edit/Delete Post 
I like Miracle Whip....

*runs away*

Posts: 21898 | Registered: Nov 2004  |  IP: Logged | Report this post to a Moderator
Mike
Member
Member # 55

 - posted      Profile for Mike   Email Mike         Edit/Delete Post 
quote:
Originally posted by Dan_Frank:
quote:
Originally posted by Mike:
quote:
Originally posted by ketchupqueen:
I, too, have had Alton Brown's recipe and found it passable with some tweaking (though I still prefer Best Foods, it's the best home-made recipe I've ever tried.)

Best Foods, home-made? Do tell.
You misread it. Read it this way.

"I like Alton Brown's recipe. I still prefer Best Foods, but Alton Brown has the best home made recipe I've ever tried."

And here I was all excited about a new mayonnaise recipe. [Frown]

(I am amused at my parsing error, which, you'll have to admit, is quite understandable.)

quote:
Originally posted by Lyrhawn:
I like Miracle Whip....

I always knew there was something wrong with you, but I couldn't quite put my finger on it. [Wink]
Posts: 1810 | Registered: Jan 1999  |  IP: Logged | Report this post to a Moderator
The Rabbit
Member
Member # 671

 - posted      Profile for The Rabbit   Email The Rabbit         Edit/Delete Post 
quote:
Originally posted by Uprooted:
Unhealthy I won't argue, maui babe; but disgusting, horrible and vile?? Never!!

the Rabbit, I'm going to be in Utah in a few weeks. I might just have to find Ruth's Diner while I'm there. Is Polenta Benedict just for breakfast/brunch, or can you get it all day?

It's on the breakfast menu but Ruth's Diner will serve you from the breakfast menu all day.
Posts: 12591 | Registered: Jan 2000  |  IP: Logged | Report this post to a Moderator
ketchupqueen
Member
Member # 6877

 - posted      Profile for ketchupqueen   Email ketchupqueen         Edit/Delete Post 
quote:
Originally posted by Lyrhawn:
I like Miracle Whip....

*runs away*

*smites with the Ketchup of Righteousness as he runs*

Ooooh, smote (smitten?) in the back. The mark of a true coward. [Razz]

Posts: 21182 | Registered: Sep 2004  |  IP: Logged | Report this post to a Moderator
rivka
Member
Member # 4859

 - posted      Profile for rivka   Email rivka         Edit/Delete Post 
*dons flame- and ketchup-proof armor*

In certain things, I like Miracle Whip (lite, please) too.

Go ahead. I dare ya. [Razz]

Posts: 32919 | Registered: Mar 2003  |  IP: Logged | Report this post to a Moderator
Goody Scrivener
Member
Member # 6742

 - posted      Profile for Goody Scrivener   Email Goody Scrivener         Edit/Delete Post 
Top Secret REcipes (main) has a free recipe available for Hellman's mayo (the first link is to the site homepage in case the second link doesn't take you directly to the recipe or if you want to go back later)
Posts: 4515 | Registered: Jul 2004  |  IP: Logged | Report this post to a Moderator
quidscribis
Member
Member # 5124

 - posted      Profile for quidscribis   Email quidscribis         Edit/Delete Post 
Thanks, Goody, and link worked perfectly. [Smile] One question, though - why do they say "bottled lemon juice"? We don't have bottled here, only freshly squeezed. I'm just wondering how much of a taste/texture difference that'll make, if any.
Posts: 8355 | Registered: Apr 2003  |  IP: Logged | Report this post to a Moderator
Uprooted
Member
Member # 8353

 - posted      Profile for Uprooted   Email Uprooted         Edit/Delete Post 
quote:
Originally posted by rivka:
*dons flame- and ketchup-proof armor*

In certain things, I like Miracle Whip (lite, please) too.

Go ahead. I dare ya. [Razz]

Sigh. I'll pray for you.
Posts: 3149 | Registered: Jul 2005  |  IP: Logged | Report this post to a Moderator
quidscribis
Member
Member # 5124

 - posted      Profile for quidscribis   Email quidscribis         Edit/Delete Post 
*laughs*
Posts: 8355 | Registered: Apr 2003  |  IP: Logged | Report this post to a Moderator
rivka
Member
Member # 4859

 - posted      Profile for rivka   Email rivka         Edit/Delete Post 
[Big Grin]
Posts: 32919 | Registered: Mar 2003  |  IP: Logged | Report this post to a Moderator
rivka
Member
Member # 4859

 - posted      Profile for rivka   Email rivka         Edit/Delete Post 
quote:
Originally posted by quidscribis:
One question, though - why do they say "bottled lemon juice"? We don't have bottled here, only freshly squeezed. I'm just wondering how much of a taste/texture difference that'll make, if any.

Presumably bottled is more consistent in terms of acidity, etc. I would go light with the fresh stuff -- start with maybe half the bottled amount -- and add more by taste.
Posts: 32919 | Registered: Mar 2003  |  IP: Logged | Report this post to a Moderator
kmbboots
Member
Member # 8576

 - posted      Profile for kmbboots   Email kmbboots         Edit/Delete Post 
I also like Miracle Whip. So there.
Posts: 11187 | Registered: Sep 2005  |  IP: Logged | Report this post to a Moderator
rivka
Member
Member # 4859

 - posted      Profile for rivka   Email rivka         Edit/Delete Post 
*shares armor*
Posts: 32919 | Registered: Mar 2003  |  IP: Logged | Report this post to a Moderator
advice for robots
Member
Member # 2544

 - posted      Profile for advice for robots           Edit/Delete Post 
It took me several years to convince my wife that mayonnaise and Miracle Whip are not interchangeable, as she had previously supposed. Finally she came around. Our house has been free of vile Miracle Whip for many happy years now.
Posts: 5957 | Registered: Oct 2001  |  IP: Logged | Report this post to a Moderator
Godric 2.0
Member
Member # 11443

 - posted      Profile for Godric 2.0   Email Godric 2.0         Edit/Delete Post 
quote:
Originally posted by Lyrhawn:
I like Miracle Whip....

*runs away*

And here I had respected you...

Now if you ever run for national office I'll have to vote for the other candidate.

Posts: 382 | Registered: Jan 2008  |  IP: Logged | Report this post to a Moderator
quidscribis
Member
Member # 5124

 - posted      Profile for quidscribis   Email quidscribis         Edit/Delete Post 
quote:
Originally posted by rivka:
Presumably bottled is more consistent in terms of acidity, etc. I would go light with the fresh stuff -- start with maybe half the bottled amount -- and add more by taste.

Well, sure, more consistent, that I get. I was wondering if fresh meant a difference in terms of enzyme activities or acid levels or some such thing. [Razz] Our limes and lemons here are pretty strong - two small limes (about an inch in diameter) are enough to make six cups or so of juice. So, uh, yeah, I'll start small and go up from there. [Smile]
Posts: 8355 | Registered: Apr 2003  |  IP: Logged | Report this post to a Moderator
rivka
Member
Member # 4859

 - posted      Profile for rivka   Email rivka         Edit/Delete Post 
quote:
Well, sure, more consistent, that I get.
Without your lemons in front of me, what else can I say? [Wink]

I don't know of any enzymes that are in citrus; my guess is that bottled juice is slightly lower in acid, but who knows?

Posts: 32919 | Registered: Mar 2003  |  IP: Logged | Report this post to a Moderator
quidscribis
Member
Member # 5124

 - posted      Profile for quidscribis   Email quidscribis         Edit/Delete Post 
Yeah, that'll work for a guess. [Smile]
Posts: 8355 | Registered: Apr 2003  |  IP: Logged | Report this post to a Moderator
Nick
Member
Member # 4311

 - posted      Profile for Nick           Edit/Delete Post 
You can never have too much mayo.
-Nick Mayo [Smile]

Posts: 4229 | Registered: Dec 2002  |  IP: Logged | Report this post to a Moderator
  This topic comprises 2 pages: 1  2   

   Close Topic   Feature Topic   Move Topic   Delete Topic next oldest topic   next newest topic
 - Printer-friendly view of this topic
Hop To:


Contact Us | Hatrack River Home Page

Copyright © 2008 Hatrack River Enterprises Inc. All rights reserved.
Reproduction in whole or in part without permission is prohibited.


Powered by Infopop Corporation
UBB.classic™ 6.7.2