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I've finally come up with a Halloween costume. I'm going as a bathroom stall!
I plan on getting a white sweatshirt and letting people write all over it. But, to kick this fun even off, I'll be adding some messages of my own.
Trying to keep it semi-clean, here's what I've got:
- if you tinkle and you sprinkle, be a sweetie, wipe the seatie - my karma ran over your dogma - all your stall are belong to us - i'd rather be a buddhist than a nudist - for a good time call...
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- I feel so strongly about bathroom graffiti, I signed a partition - SAVE THE WHALES! (Collect the whole set) - urine the bathroom - #1 (tallies) #2 (tallies) - death is hereditary - "amusing bathroom anecdote with slightly raunchy punchline"
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"Those who write on bathroom walls roll their poop in little balls. Those who read these words of wit eat those little balls of"
Just have the last word trail off because of a broken part of the stall or simply be discolored and unreadable.
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It's just not an authentic costume without poorly drawn pornographic pictures and/or racial slurs. Are you brave enough to at least put on some gang symbols?
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Is that a rhetorical question regarding this thread or what you last wrote in the men's stall? Posts: 2445 | Registered: Oct 2004
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This doesn't really have to do with your thread, but it just reminded me of the sunny bathroom graffiti I saw on a bathroom stall a few months ago. I'd completely forgotten.
The stuff written on it was along the lines of, "Love is wonderful!" and "Have a great day!" Posts: 1903 | Registered: Sep 2003
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quote:Originally posted by lem: It's just not an authentic costume without poorly drawn pornographic pictures and/or racial slurs. Are you brave enough to at least put on some gang symbols?
I'm still considering. I'm sure a penis or two, probably some boobs, would be a nice touch, but it's not really my style. Which makes me question my costume decision. Hrm... I'm going to the grocery store later. Maybe I'll pick up some guts as long as I'm there.
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quote:Originally posted by Brinestone: This doesn't really have to do with your thread, but it just reminded me of the sunny bathroom graffiti I saw on a bathroom stall a few months ago. I'd completely forgotten.
The stuff written on it was along the lines of, "Love is wonderful!" and "Have a great day!"
I used the toilets at the Fine Arts building on campus the other week. The graffiti was awesome - little sketches, cartoons and so on. Much more cool than the law school graffiti.
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There was a costume contest at the Halloween party where I work.
Guess who took first place!?!
I bought a unisex restroom sign and hung a roll of toilet paper off my waist and had most of the people on my hall sign it. I might post pictures later, cause it does look cool.
Oh, and a thank you to the people of Hatrack for the suggestions. Don't worry - your name is on there too!
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quote:Originally posted by lem: It's just not an authentic costume without poorly drawn pornographic pictures and/or racial slurs. Are you brave enough to at least put on some gang symbols?
quote: What am I doing here?
Is that a rhetorical question regarding this thread or what you last wrote in the men's stall?
I was picturing it more as the time I woke up on a bathroom floor unaware of how I'd got there... Posts: 21182 | Registered: Sep 2004
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