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Phanto
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How Long Could You Survive in a Carnival of Evil Clowns?
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it's SO broken for me. I tell it I eat breakfast and then ..
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24 minutes...clearly I need to read up on my anti-clown literature.
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It had me pegged at 37 minutes. But I'd imagine that I would have tired of life long before that point.
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Is anyone falling for the get in the car w/ the nice clown trick? (also 37 minutes)
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37 minutes. I have to imagine I'd take my own life before I reached that point though.
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19 minutes. Apparently I am less clown-resistant than the rest of y'all.
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Strider
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evil clowns don't like google chrome.
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quote:
Originally posted by Strider:
evil clowns don't like google chrome.

QFT
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51 minutes, I guess going to the circus every thanksgiving payed off.
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51 minutes as well. I used to have a fear of a clown face popping up and watching me shower. TMI, I know, but since then I have honed myself to become the perfect (or at least almost hour long) clown attack survivor.
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37, but they ignored the very best tactic for not being killed by evil clowns, join them.
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51 minutes for me, that seems to be the high score for us thus far.

It's weird how often Tom says things that I agree with 100%.

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32 minutes. Which apparently makes me unique!
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Nighthawk
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You mean they're not evil zombie clowns?

Pfft... What's the fun in that?

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1 hour, 3 minutes, answering for high score rather than accuracy.
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What answers did you give? I tried answering differently, going for high score, and still only got 51 minutes.
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51 minutes, but then I used to date a clown. I'm wary to their tricks.
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quote:
Originally posted by Dr Strangelove:
What answers did you give? I tried answering differently, going for high score, and still only got 51 minutes.

The mere fact that you need to ask is my reason for not telling you. Like the man running from a bear, I don't have to be smarter than the clowns, I just have to be smarter than you.
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quote:
Originally posted by Dr Strangelove:
I used to have a fear of a clown face popping up and watching me shower.

Dude! Me, too!!

Oh, and 32 minutes for me.

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quote:
Originally posted by Dr Strangelove:
I used to have a fear of a clown face popping up and watching me shower.

Poltergeist scarred my opinion of clowns for many more years to come.
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quote:
Originally posted by Nighthawk:
You mean they're not evil zombie clowns?

Pfft... What's the fun in that?

Zombies have jumped the shark, even more than "jump the shark" has. Zombies, nazis and any form thereof have gotten stale, clowns have got a little life left in them.
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How about zombie sharks?
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quote:
Originally posted by AchillesHeel:
quote:
Originally posted by Nighthawk:
You mean they're not evil zombie clowns?

Pfft... What's the fun in that?

Zombies have jumped the shark, even more than "jump the shark" has. Zombies, nazis and any form thereof have gotten stale, clowns have got a little life left in them.
Haha!

What do zombies, clowns, sharks, vampires, aliens, Nazis, and Henry Winkler have in common?

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I'd like to think I could last longer than 32 minutes, which was my result. My grandmother used to dress up as a clown for birthdays and Halloween, and I grew up going to the circus, Easter and Christmas children's events at the local Boumi Temple (my granddad was a Mason). We were always surrounded by clowns, and I actually learned to make ballon animals there.

My husband, though, probably couldn't stand to take this quiz due to the hebbie jebbies (sp?). [Eek!]

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AchillesHeel
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... Henry Winkler is still cool... right?
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quote:
Originally posted by AchillesHeel:
... Henry Winkler is still cool... right?

He tries to be on Royal Pains... There was that one flashback scene; it was hard visualizing The Fonz with two kids (they actually doctored an old family photo with his younger self's face).
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I think his all time best was in Arrested Development.
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Barry Zuckerkorn: So basically you're about 2,000 shares short of being the majority stock holders. Now unfortunately it's a private stock so you can not just buy up the shares unless someone is willing to sell

Michael: Are you sure?

Barry Zuckerkorn: That's what it said on 'Ask Jeeves'


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quote:

Barry Zuckerkorn: So basically you're about 2,000 shares short of being the majority stock holders. Now unfortunately it's a private stock so you can not just buy up the shares unless someone is willing to sell

Michael: Are you sure?

Barry Zuckerkorn: That's what it said on 'Ask Jeeves'

Quoted for being quotable (and hilarious!)

Other amusingly incompetent characters include Dr. Spaceman on 30 Rock with similar quotes...

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