Uncle Orson Reviews Everything
April 25, 2010
Every Day Is Special
First appeared in print in The Rhinoceros Times
, Greensboro, NC.
Emma and Asiano
Back in 1996, Gwyneth Paltrow starred in one of the worst film adaptations of
a Jane Austen novel ever. I speak of the Douglas McGrath written-and-directed Emma.
Admittedly, Emma is Jane Austen's second-most-difficult novel to film. This is
because Austen seemed to set herself nearly-impossible challenges.
In her hardest-to-film novel, Mansfield Park, the heroine is Fanny Price, who
represents the 19th-century ideal of feminine perfection -- that is, she is
absolutely unwilling to put herself forward in any way.
A poor relation who has been more-or-less fostered on the family of her uncle,
Sir Thomas Bertram, Fanny is treated "well" -- i.e., fed and dressed and even
educated -- but is constantly put in her place by her other aunt, Mrs. Norris.
(Yes, this loathsome woman is the origin of the name of Filch's evil cat in the
Harry Potter series.)
Fanny cries a bit, but never, never, never complains about anything. She falls
in love with her kindly cousin Edmund (this was an era when first cousins
were allowed and even encouraged to marry), but never gives a clue of her
In the novel, we're inside Fanny's head, so her passivity, while frustrating, still
keeps us engaged, seeing all events through her eyes. But in the film versions,
there is almost no way to make her interesting -- because she never does
anything. As a result, the characters of Mary and Henry Crawford, the worldly
and corrosive visitors in the neighborhood, always steal the show. There is
simply no way to write it otherwise.
But Emma is only slightly easier to film. The main character, you see, is a
busybody. Trapped at home as the probable lifetime caretaker of her selfish,
whiny father, she is quite reconciled to the idea that she will never marry. Nor
has she any desire to travel -- though she lives in a seacoast county of
England, she has never seen the shore.
So she centers her life on her village and the surrounding neighborhood, where
she bears the burden of her rich family -- to look out for those less fortunate,
which is almost everyone. Indeed, because of the rule that people of "good
family" could not degrade themselves by socializing below their class, her circle
is very limited.
Thus Emma sets herself the task of doing for others what she can never do for
herself -- find a mate. She sets out to elevate and marry off a girl of unknown
parentage, Harriet Smith. She begins by practically forbidding Harriet to marry
the young farmer, Robert Martin, whom she recently fell in love with, because
Martin is so "low" -- though in fact he is of the social class Harriet belongs to.
Emma is, in fact, wrong in all her matrimonial meddlings. Everyone she thinks
is in love with Harriet is in fact in love with her; everyone she thinks is in love
with herself is, in fact, in love with somebody else. But Emma remains
obstinately convinced of her own correctness in all things.
The only corrective is Mr. Knightley, a neighbor whose younger brother married
Emma's older sister. He has virtually helped raise Emma, and still sternly
reproves her for her many stupidities. But she never believes him, despite
holding him in infinitely high esteem.
How in the world do you make a good film out of a story in which the leading
character is so amazingly and consistently stupid? The key is to understand
that she is not stupid at all, merely young and hopelessly trapped in a life that
no sane person would choose. She is only pretending to be content, and her
life is spent flailing about for something -- anything -- to occupy her attention
and give her purpose.
Neither Gwyneth Paltrow nor director Douglas McGrath had even an iota of
understanding of the character of Emma. Paltrow played only two things:
social class and English accent. Beyond that, her character was merely pretty.
And McGrath made it plain that he understood none of the motivations that
would make Emma likeable and worth caring about.
So for years I thought that I would have to be content with Clueless as the best
adaptation of Emma -- Alicia Silverstone's character was not really Austen's
Emma, but she was, I figured, as close as anyone was ever going to come.
Then, last year (2009), the BBC produced a miniseries of Emma that was not
only better than the McGrath/Paltrow feature film (I could create a better
adaptation with a cast of nine-year-olds), but which is, in fact, perfect.
I'm not exaggerating. Director Jim O'Hanlon and writer Sandy Welch (who is
credited for only one episode, but no one else is credited at all) found every
nuance of Emma's character, and Romola Garai played the role so vivaciously
and yet subtly, that they brought home a version of Emma that actually
clarifies the book so that after seeing this film version, the novel itself becomes
more entertaining and successful.
It's like having the best literature teacher in the world explain a difficult novel
and so turn it into one of your favorite stories. Those of you who hated reading
Emma: I can't disagree with you, the book is that hard to love, but I urge you to
watch this film version and judge again.
The casting of this film was as good as the writing and directing. Not only was
Romola Garai perfect as Emma, but also Jonny Lee Miller as Mr. Knightley
gave him a vigor that warmed us to him in a way no previous actor in the part
has done. (You may remember Miller from the American TV series Eli Stone,
where he was consistently better than the scripts.)
Right down the line, all the actors are superb. So the 2009 BBC miniseries of
Emma is one of the most satisfying film experiences of a Jane Austen novel
ever, moving Emma into the front rank of Austen adaptations -- right along
with the easy-to-film Pride and Prejudice (1940, 1995, and 2005 all had good
versions) and Emma Thompson's superb achievement with Sense and
The DVD is already available -- no need to wait.
Greensboro is a surprisingly good restaurant town for a city of its size, but we
do have a way of losing some of our very best restaurants. The recent closing
of 223 Elm broke my heart, especially coming on the heels of the closings of
Mark's on Westover, Revival Grille, and Muse.
Often a restaurant closes because it deserves to -- management or the cooking
staff changes, and the restaurant deteriorates. Before Equinox and Grappa
Grille closed, for instance, I had already stopped going, driven away by
plummeting food quality.
But just as often, the vicissitudes of life and business kill a restaurant while
it's in the prime of life. The brilliant Rendezvous ended with the passing away
of the chef; is it callous of me, having not known him personally, that what I
mourn is the loss of the most brilliant parmentier I've ever had or expect ever to
It can be a kitchen fire, the loss of a lease, or a brief slackening of business in a
weak location -- the restaurant business is so marginal that even a profitable
restaurant sometimes cannot absorb a sudden change in its cash flow.
Sometimes, too, the owner or chef has done all he intended with the concept or
the menu, and simply moves on.
Whatever the reason, I remember every great restaurant in Greensboro that
used to be a favorite, and now is gone; I mourn them still.
One restaurant I have particularly missed was the East-West Bistro on
Lawndale, which was the only true Pacific Fusion restaurant Greensboro has
ever had. "Pacific Fusion" is a tricky concept, combining as it does not only
various Asian cuisines but also the cuisines of California, Hawaii, and the Latin
American Pacific coast.
There have been some great ones in California, where an emphasis on seafood
makes sense, and where "California Cuisine" is indigenous. But the sheer
variety of sources makes for a difficult balancing act.
The California part of Pacific Fusion is crucial, and I haven't found any
restaurant in the Eastern U.S. that even understands what California Cuisine
is. That's why I thought East-West Bistro to be almost a miracle.
Naturally, it closed only a few months after I started going there.
Now, in the building that once housed Grappa Grille (2618 Lawndale Dr., just
across from Target), the Asiano Bistro has just opened, offering "Asian Fusion
For a moment my heart leapt: Fusion!
But not Pacific Fusion. Asian Fusion. Which means the California, Hawaii,
and South America portions have been omitted.
Which is fine. Asiano isn't trying to be East-West Bistro; its range is from
Japan through China and on to Thailand. The menu doesn't go on to
Indonesia or India, except insofar as they have influenced Thai cooking -- but I
didn't miss them. Because what they do offer is so very good -- and highly
Of course there are plenty of excellent sushi choices, but that isn't the only
idea that they got from Japan. There's a perfectly cooked dish of beef
medallions that is, by itself, ample reason to visit Asiano, and the tempura
uses a breading with an extraordinary texture, so that even tempura zucchini,
broccoli, and sweet potato are delicious.
Spring rolls? The best in town -- in fact, the first good spring rolls I've had in
Greensboro since Park Place converted to a bar. (The P.F. Chang spring rolls
are one of the few disappointments there.) And Asiano also makes a "summer
roll," also of vegetables, that I, a committed nonvegetarian, loved.
The Chinese dishes include the traditional. There's a General Tso's chicken or
shrimp that is only as hot as you want it to be -- if you want the fire, you make
sure to get the sauce from the bottom of the plate.
Asiano did a gradual opening (instead of the normal "grand" kind) so they could
work out the kinks that came from adapting restaurant software designed for a
different kind of restaurant -- and from having a kitchen staff that speak
almost no English. I can tell you: There are no kinks now.
From the superb service (our attendant, Jada, was wonderfully helpful and
constantly alert without ever being intrusive) to the perfect ingredients,
cooking, and presentation, there was simply nothing lacking.
Not only that, but the owner, who introduced herself to us as "Hong, like Hong
Kong," explained that she is not looking to turn the table -- when you make a
reservation, the table is yours for as long as you choose to stay. The food
comes out in waves at leisurely intervals, leaving plenty of time for
We were with friends who share our love of dining and whom we don't see half
often enough -- we didn't even notice, in such good company, that two and a
half hours had passed before we were done. No one from the restaurant had
given us the slightest hint that they thought we should be finished. It was like
eating dinner in France or Spain, where it does not occur to anyone that your
table might seat another group after you leave.
There are many fine places to get Chinese, Japanese, or Thai food in
Greensboro, ranging from the excellent chain P.F. Chang to neighborhood
gems. It takes nothing away from these other restaurants to say that Asiano is
And it's not just that you get all three cuisines at Asiano -- it's that all three
traditions inform all the dishes, so that something new and remarkable comes
out of the combinations. That's what "fusion" is all about.
Let me add a note about sushi. I love sushi. While eel leaves me cold, most of
the other ingredients that sushi chefs work with please me; a good sushi chef
makes me ecstatic, while with enough ginger and wasabe, I can enjoy even an
Except for one huge problem: Seaweed.
Thin dried seaweed is what holds most sushi rolls together so they don't
become crumbled piles of rice and other ingredients on your plate. But in my
mouth, sushi is like long, unchewable okra -- it wrecks whatever it touches.
So I asked Hong if it was possible to order any of the sushi-with-seaweed
dishes without the seaweed.
Immediately she started coming up with alternatives. When I mentioned the
thin clear sheets that enwrapped Asiano's wonderful "summer rolls," she was
surprised. "Rice paper?" she said. "If you can eat that, then no problem --
just ask for rice paper instead of seaweed."
So I'm looking forward to trying that on my next visit; if that doesn't work for
me, she suggests soy paper.
It's a mark of a good restaurant that they adapt happily to the quirky tastes,
allergies, dislikes, and weird food fantasies of the guests. Asiano has passed
that test -- and all the other tests we put them to.
For a dining experience like Asiano, I would expect to pay far more than their
reasonable $7.50 to $25.00 dinner prices (less at lunch). Right now, the
restaurant isn't crowded, but it won't be long before you'll need reservations to
get a table. A restaurant that isn't pushing people out is one that can be hard
to get into if they aren't saving a table for you!
Every Day Is Special
First appeared in print in The Rhinoceros Times
, Greensboro, NC.
Thursday, April 29
Poem in Your Pocket Day. The Rhino Times's anthology of pocket poems continues. Clip
one you like and carry it with you to share with coworkers, family and friends; if you pull it out
and read it often enough, you'll soon have it memorized.
Friday, April 30 -- National Arbor Day (since 1872)
On this day in 1938, Bugs Bunny first appeared onscreen in a theatrical short cartoon called
Porky's Hare Hunt.
Hairstylist Appreciation Day -- thanks for everything, Nancy!
Saturday, May 1 -- National Salsa Month begins
Mother Goose Day -- how many kids hear and memorize those wonderful silly rhymes?
Make sure your kids and grandkids don't miss out.
National Dance Day -- Personally, I think there is no dance more fun to do than the polka.
And they never use it on So You Think You Can Dance or Dancing with the Stars.
Sunday, May 2 -- National Family Week begins
National Wildflower Week. If you plant wildflowers in your yard, are they still wild?
Monday, May 3
United Nations World Press Freedom Day -- a day to recognize that a free, pluralistic and
independent press is an essential component of any democratic society and to promote press
freedom in the world.
While this is true, isn't it ironic that we live in an era when so-called "liberals" and
"progressives" have flushed this principle down the toilet? Not only have many of them bought
into the idea of banning cartoons that might offend Muslims, but in many countries in Europe
and in the U.S. and Canada, too, there are serious moves to make it illegal to argue against any
"rights" that a minority wishes to assert.
Add to that the half-hidden but ongoing attempt by Democrats to ban conservative talk radio
and Obama's attempt to freeze out Fox News -- the only impartial network news source (as
attested by several nonpartisan watchdog organizations), and you can only conclude that
"liberals" actually hate press freedom.
So no matter how you feel about the United Nations, celebrate Press Freedom by passing
along your copy of the subversively conservative Rhinoceros Times to friends who haven't read
Tuesday, May 4 -- National Teacher Day
Freedom Riders Anniversary: In 1961, students joined James Farmer of the Congress of
Racial Equality to conduct "freedom rides" on public transportation from Washington DC across
the Deep South to New Orleans. The goal was to test Supreme Court decisions and Interstate
Commerce Commission regulations prohibiting discrimination in interstate travel. Some were
attacked, jailed, or beaten. They never made it to New Orleans. Anybody who says America is
"as racist as ever" needs to remember a little history and admit how far we've come.
Audrey Hepburn's birthday. Everyone has their favorite Audrey Hepburn film; in my
opinion she was never more beautiful and moving than in Robin and Marian (1976). Which is
not to diss my other favorites: How to Steal a Million (1966), Wait Until Dark (1967), and
Charade (1963). And even though Marni Nixon sang for her in My Fair Lady, it was Audrey
Hepburn's acting that carried the film.
Wednesday, May 5 -- Cartoonists Day
Cinco de Mayo is Mexico's greatest national holiday -- but it is not their Independence Day,
which is September 16th, the date when, in 1810, Father Hidalgo rang the bell of his little church,
calling everyone to fight for liberty from Spain. The Mexican War of Independence was finally
won with a treaty signed on August 24th, 1821.
Cinco de Mayo celebrates a battle from their second struggle for independence, this time from
Napoleon III of France, who made his play while America was busy fighting its Civil War and
couldn't enforce the Monroe Doctrine barring European nations from colonizing in the
The Battle of Puebla was fought on May 5th, 1862, at the beginning of the French effort to
subdue Mexico (using nonpayment of debts as a pretext). The French, believing themselves to
be the foremost military power on Earth ("the world's only superpower"), and outnumbering the
Mexicans three to one, arrogantly attacked straight at the most heavily fortified section of the
Mexican troops protecting the capital. They were defeated by the forces under General Zaragoza
and sent running back to Veracruz.
Despite that initial defeat, the French were eventually able to install Austrian Archduke
Maximilian as Emperor of Mexico in 1864 -- with considerable support among the Mexican
people, who thought he would restore order after years of war and chaos. Three years later, the
people were sick of Maximilian, and Napoleon III disloyally withdrew his support. Benito
Juarez was restored as President of Mexico. Maximilian was executed.