Uncle Orson Reviews Everything 2014

• Stormlight, Fast Food Ratings, EVs 07-10-14 • Edge of Tomorrow, Say What You Will 07-03-14 • Beautiful, Eggs, Quotations 06-26-14 • Dragon, Rules, Swords, Storks, Clugs 06-19-14 • Shavers and QI 06-12-14 • @midnight, Wil Wheaton, John Oliver 06-05-14 • Figurative Art, Anapostrophism 05-29-14 • Civility, Fikry, and Christian Hobbits 05-22-14 • HEAVEN, K-PAX, Western Fantasies 05-15-14 • Budapest Hotel, 700 Sundays 05-08-14 • The Other Woman, Palace of Stone 05-01-14 • Draft Day, Morning O's 04-24-14 • Writers of the Future and Lifetime Achievement 04-17-14 • Chips and Water 04-10-14 • Noah the Movie 04-03-14 • Unpretentious Movies, Flashpoint 03-27-14 • Produce Box, Pea Shoots, Big Nate 03-20-14 • Son of God 03-13-14 • Battle Bunny, Journey, Inhumanity 03-06-14 • Oscar Shorts, Fallon on Tonight 02-27-14 • Greek Yogurt, Churchill the Writer 02-20-14 • One Summer, Videri Chocolate 02-13-14 • Intelligence, Mache, Brooklyn, Faithful Place 02-06-14 • With Connick, Idol Gets It Right 01-30-14 • The Suicide of Windows 01-23-14 • Wolf Children, Gravity, Getaway 01-16-14 • Get a Skill, Mentalist, Gods of Guilt 01-09-14 • Blue Orange, American Hustle 01-02-14

Uncle Orson Reviews Everything 2013

• Parking, Talenti, Dough, Mr. Banks 12-26-13 • Bellman, Hyperbole, Great Performances 12-19-13 • Styronuts, Passwords, Amelia Peabody 12-12-13 • Early Readers, Sagal Sings, Packaging 12-05-13 • Public TV, Niven, La Maison 11-28-13 • Roads, Barkeaters, Christmas Music 11-21-13 • About Time, Internal Time 11-14-13 • Phone Games, Because I Said So 11-07-13 • Pumpkins, Sports Gene, In a World 10-31-13 • Milanos, Invisibility, Crazy U 10-24-13 • Don Jon, Pop-up Promos, GPS, Snacks 10-17-13 • Crosswords, Bacon, Cookies, Forging a Soul 10-10-13 • Maps, Lemonade, Natural Snacks, Rubber Feet 10-03-13 • Coolest Catalog -- Lee Valley 05-31-13 • Change: Opportunity, Not Tragedy 05-09-13 • Mysteries with Dogs, Young Titan 04-25-13 • Fairy Door, Bad Biography, E-Z Slide 04-18-13 • Cougar Town, England, Basques, Ghost, DNA 04-11-13 • Late Quartet, Ulysses Grant 04-04-13 • BBQ, Nyjer, Admission 03-28-13 • Oz, Applesauce, Skinny Pop, Foote's Civil War 03-21-13 • American Idol 2013 03-14-13 • Spring, Giants, Escazú, Blind Beggar 03-07-13 • Oscars, Shorts, Frames, Goat and Pig 02-28-13 • Lavatory Art, Oscar Songs and Scores 02-21-13 • Valentine's Day, Every Day 02-14-13 • Savannah, Chips, Dark Age History 02-07-13 • Argo, Silver Linings, Boneyards, Parody Art 01-31-13 • Maps, Collapse, and Blindness 01-24-13 • Tastings, Music From Trash 01-17-13 • Packaging, Small Trash Bags 01-10-13 • Recycling, Les Miz, Hobbit 01-03-13

Uncle Orson Reviews Everything 2012

• Sayings, Film Adaptations, CO2 Science 12-27-12 • Gift-giving, Sword, Closet Bee, Totoro 12-20-12 • See's, Homeland, cards, tags, Macbeth 12-13-12 • Shelters, Earth Fare Treats, Blowback 12-06-12 • Christmas Music, LED Lights, Disney World 11-29-12 • Wreck-It, Downton, Defender, Rho 11-22-12 • Iron Hearted Violet, Water, Chocolate, Gretchen Peters 11-15-12 • Third Reich, 1914, History 11-08-12 • Pandora Online "Radio" 11-01-12 • Sherlock, Elementary, Quench Editions 10-25-12 • Trouble with the Curve, Rings from Audible 10-18-12 • Real and Surreal Art 10-11-12 • Let's Unlose This War 10-04-12 • Bad History; Manchester's Churchill 09-27-12 • Bacon Number, Crossword Clues, Janitors 09-20-12 • Dog-Shaming, Digital Images, Ads 09-13-12 • Premium Rush, 50 Things, Deadly Animals, Harbach 09-06-12 • Republicans, Circumcision, Navaho Cuisine 08-30-12 • Hearing Tests and Spy the Lie 08-23-12 • Bourne Legacy, Discovery of Witches 08-16-12 • How the World Works 08-09-12 • Ticking Clocks, Gravity, Fooling Houdini 08-02-12 • Butler, Korra, Austen Guide, Evelina 07-26-12 • Exotic Marigold, San Diego, Earth Unaware 07-19-12 • Amazing Spider-Man, Bunheads, Rivers 07-12-12 • End of the World, Casey Abrams, Willie Nelson, Rubs 07-05-12 • Nora Ephron, Brave, Rita Wilson 06-28-12 • TNT, Snow White, and The Advantage 06-21-12 • Top of the Rock, Cipriani Pasta 06-14-12 • Dance, Idol, Remembered Poems 06-07-12 • Expecting, Commencement Speaker 05-31-12 • Guittard Chocolate, Dark Shadows 05-24-12 • Avengers; Acting and Flying in Space 05-17-12 • Clocks, Word of Mouth 05-10-12 • Destination Downtowns, Girls 05-03-12 • Think Like a Man 04-26-12 • Three Stooges, Bad Movies 04-19-12 • Jeff, Jason Segel, Cheetahs, and Quiet 04-12-12 • Hunger, Expectations, 1.6 Gallons Per Flush 04-05-12 • Easter Eggs, Maphead, Get Low 03-29-12 • Iron Hen, St. Aggie's, BelVita 03-22-12 • John Carter, Cowfish, Lights 03-15-12 • Greatshadow, Historicals, Matthew Shardlake 03-08-12 • Moneyball, Descendants, and Hack Adapters 03-01-12 • Short Films, Oscars, Anti-Oscars 02-23-12 • Taken; Idol, Voice, and X; Harper's 02-16-12 • Joe Name It, Good Snacks, Good Books 02-09-12 • Overthrow, Alchemist, Carbon, and 2 Mysteries 02-02-12 • The Artist, Winter World 01-26-12 • Tintin, Smoke, Drop, Flipout, Brioche 01-19-12 • Casting Crowns, "Service" Projects, Pronunciation 01-12-12 • Ghost Protocol, His Majesty's Dragon 01-05-12

Uncle Orson Reviews Everything 2011

• Sherlock 2, Suspect X 12-29-11 • Mob Art, Serkis, Downtown, Galleries 12-22-11 • App-lifting, Shops, Oil, Nuts, London Under 12-15-11 • Vengeance, Messiah, Wonderful Life 12-08-11 • Hugo, Scorsese, Romney, and Gingrich 12-01-11 • Local Services, Ethel M, and the Real Canon 11-23-11 • McMuffins, Jimmy Dean, and Manna 11-17-11 • In Time, Cool Touch 11-10-11 • Trick or Treat, English Thuggery, Dear Blank 11-03-11 • Books as Gifts This Christmas 10-27-11 • Hard Stuff, Civility, Giant Mechanical Man 10-20-11 • Christmas, Chocolate, and Bernarda Alba 10-13-11 • Homework and Perry's "Mistake" 10-06-11 • Trikke, Emerald Atlas, Cable Confusion 09-29-11 • Charlotte's Web, Obsolete, Muzzled 09-22-11 • Wall Street Aphorisms, Comedy, War, and Politics 09-15-11 • The Very Best Bird Feeders 09-08-11 • 1861, Bug and Plant Art, Common Phrases 09-01-11 • Crazy Stupid, Elements, Q-Tips, 1493 08-25-11 • The Help, Refinishing, Sense of Wonder 08-18-11 • Ape Rise, Guest Judges 08-11-11 • Cowboys & Aliens, Sullivan's Travels, OBX 08-04-11 • Captain America, Dragons, Little Books 07-28-11 • Pooh, Potter, Practical Jokes 07-21-11 • 3D Copies, Suits, Great Restaurants 07-14-11 • Trigun, Teacher Movies, Aliens on Vacation 07-07-11 • Sleeping Cars and Bad Education 06-30-11 • 1000 Moments in Pop Culture, Company 06-23-11 • Recycling, Leonid McGill, Movies I'm Not Seeing 06-16-11 • X-Men, Steven Tyler, Hot Rocks 06-09-11 • Wicked Bugs and The Movie Business 06-02-11 • Bridesmaids, MJ's, Season Enders, Bad Lyrics 05-26-11 • Jumping the Broom, "World's Dumbest" 05-19-11 • Thor, Sixkill, Gardening Sources 05-12-11 • Hudson, Elephants, Military History 05-05-11 • Thrones, Catching Fire, Snacks, Crisps, Yogurt, and Poems 04-28-11 • Best Idol Ever, Horoscopes for the Dead 04-21-11 • Source Code, Hanna, Spam, and Port 80 04-14-11 • Cowboy Bebop, Reversal, Mystery, Audiobooks 04-07-11 • What Is Good Poetry, and When Did It Die? 03-31-11 • Lincoln Lawyer, Company Men, Idol 03-24-11 • Sandler, Rumsfeld, and WolframAlpha 03-17-11 • Rango, Pippin 03-10-11 • Sentences and Court Decisions 03-03-11 • Doughnuts, Defenders, and Slavery's Constitution 02-24-11 • Basement, Mosley, Profilers, and Bones 02-17-11 • Pills; Graphic and Living History 02-10-11 • Seeds Make Weeds; FDR and Talk Radio 02-03-11 • Keyboards, Good-bye to Medium, Harry's Law 01-27-11 • Golden Globes, Gervais, Best Films of 2010 01-20-11 • Cart Thief, No Bananas, Grab Bar 01-13-11 • Strokes, Scott Pilgrim 01-06-11

Uncle Orson Reviews Everything 2010

• Best Actors, True Grit, The King's Speech 12-30-10 • A Star, Dawn Treader, Best Films 12-23-10 • E-Cards and Romance Contest Winners 12-16-10 • Contest, Obama, Courses, Much Ado 12-09-10 • Tangled, Mother-Daughter Talk, Amish, Zagat 12-02-10 • Potter, Bush, Six-Word Memoirs, IFFERISMS 11-25-10 • Godiva Gems, Free Parking, Grammar 11-18-10 • Hoarding, Hallelujah, and Sassy Friends 11-11-10 • Bruiser, Bridge, Friending, Unique Shops 11-04-10 • Retrieval Artist, Clean Screen, Funny Republicans 10-28-10 • Avatar: The Last Airbender 10-21-10 • Dr. Who, Climbing, and Tony Blair 10-10-10 • Lockerbie, Billionaires, Women's Suits, Air 10-03-10 • Mao's Last Dancer, Owls, Taste 09-26-10 • Catalog Living, Wife of the Gods 09-19-10 • The Saga of Orson and the Squirrels 09-12-10 • Time Traveler, Father's Den, Major Pettigrew 09-05-10 • Puzzles and Trains 08-29-10 • Other Guys, 618 Seafood, Downtown Baseball 08-22-10 • Joan Rivers, Lucy's Cookies, SYTYCD 08-15-10 • Fred, St. Cloud, Movie Snacks, Death by Meeting 08-08-10 • The Far Right, "Than," and "Aren't I?" 08-01-10 • Salt, Covert Affairs, denture baths 07-25-10 • Inception 07-18-10 • Despicable Me and Charlie St. Cloud 07-11-10 • Knight and Day, Airbender, Watching Parade Watchers 07-04-10 • Siphon vs. Suction, Summer Reading 06-27-10 • Toy Story 3, Fuji Sushi, Southern Lights 06-20-10 • A-Team, Karate Kid, and the Tonys 06-13-10 • Babies, a Bakery, and Things Fall Apart 06-06-10 • Prince of Persia, Medium Season Finale 05-30-10 • Shrek 4, Lost 05-23-10 • Siphons, Robin Hood, Lost 05-16-10 • Iron Man 2, Cinnamon Chips, Lost Finale 05-09-10 • Training Dragons and Hornblower 05-02-10 • Emma and Asiano 04-25-10 • NC's Prying Tax Men, Date Night 04-18-10 • Claire Danes and Temple Grandin 04-11-10 • Taste, Titans, and a Wimpy Kid 04-04-10 • Car Trash, Compass, and Atropos 03-28-10 • Anti-Church Zoning and the Moon 03-21-10 • Alice, 3D, and Yike Bike 03-14-10 • Oscars and Idol 03-07-10 • Ad as Poem, Airport Fondling, Sleepless Boy 02-28-10 • Copperfield 02-21-10 • Valentine's Day, Oscar Shorts, Ellen on Idol 02-14-10 • Bush Billboard, Lark Rise, Amazon's War 02-07-10 • Lost, Leap Year, and Idioms 01-31-10 • 500 Days, Crazy Heart, Phone Books, and Yale 01-24-10 • Parker, Segal, Nuts, Victoria, Fellowes 01-17-10 • Quotes, Broken Grammar, and Fixing African History 01-10-10 • Orson Welles Up in the Air 01-03-10

Uncle Orson Reviews Everything 2009

• Sherlock, The Office, Heat Wave, and a Farewell 12-27-09 • Snow, Handy Poison, Gnam Gnam, Glee 12-20-09 • Scroogenomics and Gift-Giving 12-13-09 • Moon, Oedipus, Evidence, and Wooden Puzzles 12-06-09 • White Collar, Advent, Home-made Music 11-29-09 • Ben-Hur, Crusoe, Dell.com 11-22-09 • Cirque, Acrostics, eGames, Ringworld 11-15-09 • Crackers and Cheese; Soviet Jokes 11-08-09 • Games, Gifts, Snacks, Scaramouche, and The Scarlet Pimpernel 11-01-09 • School Trip, Wild Things, Barefoot to Zion 10-25-09 • Letter to Nigel; Nano; Swiss Family 10-18-09 • Fatal Rumors, Furniture, Cheeburger 10-11-09 • Pei Wei, Flash Forward, Amazing Race 10-04-09 • Plastic, Tap, Good Wife, Unicorns 09-27-09 • Curbside Memories 09-20-09 • Music Made New, How to Win Friends 09-13-09 • Treasure Island, Earth Without People 09-06-09 • Grammar, Spelling, and Mysteriess 08-30-09 • Haggling, CarMax, Ponyo, Tuna 08-23-09 • Julia & Julia, G.I. Joe, Long Story Short 08-16-09 • Old Food, New Music, and Mouse Meat 08-09-09 • Facial Expressions, Lies, and Climate 08-02-09 • Bruster's Ice Cream, Literary Writing, Atlas Obscura 07-26-09 • Idol in Concert, Half-Blood Prince, Dasani vs. Hint 07-19-09 • Stamped Concrete, Paying for Rain 07-12-09 • Outer Banks, YumNuts, Candy Shop War 07-05-09 • The Slammer, Manliness, and a bunch of books 06-28-09 • The Proposal, Warbreaker, Cups, and Yogurt 06-21-09 • Turtles, Magnolias, Mistborn, and Poblano's 06-14-09 • Inspector Ian Rutledge, Restaurants, West Side Story 06-07-09 • Up, Lemonade, Swim the Fly, Odds and Laces 05-31-09 • 1001 Dumb Things, Young Spenser, Flip-Flops 05-24-09 • Idol, Castle, Lie to Me, and "Lost TV" 05-17-09 • Star Trek, Wolverine, and Young Performers 05-10-09 • Pleasure Reading 05-03-09 • Seventeen Again 04-26-09 • Tokyo (and a bit of Idol) 04-19-09 • Real-life Musical, Agincourt, Arthur, and The Hittite 04-12-09 • Brown Sugar, Lock & Lock, and Audible on Kindle 04-05-09 • Urban Romance, Knowing, Videophones 03-29-09 • Celebrity Apprentice and the Real World 03-22-09 • Carts, Dumb Shuffle, Outliers, Narrators 03-15-09 • Kindle E-books, Grease and Civilization 03-08-09 • Snow, Grease, Oscars, Orson Awards, Q&A 03-01-09 • Idol This Year So Far 02-22-09 • The Truth about Men; Oscar Depression 02-16-09 • Music from Springsteen, Cincotti, Monheit, DiDonato, Florez 02-08-09 • Archer, Prisoner, Rocannon 02-01-09 • Late-Night Movies and T with the Devil 01-25-09 • Manhattan and the Fall of Rome 01-18-09 • Eon, Donatos Pizza, Why We Suck, and Superstars of Dance 01-11-09 • PC History, Ambiguous Fiction, Best Books of 2008 01-04-09

Uncle Orson Reviews Everything 2008

• Best Gifts, Cranford, Seven Pounds 12-28-08 • Christmas, Plays, Bailouts 12-21-08 • Earth Stood Still, Geek Squad, Google 12-14-08 • Books That Save Lives, Computer Game Gifts 12-07-08 • Christmas Songs and Albums 11-30-08 • Teachers, Comedy, and Children's Books for Christmas 11-23-08 • Quantum, Bees, Vikings, Facebook Hamlet 11-16-08 • Stay Home or Go to the Movies? 11-09-08 • Bean on Baseball and Parker's Trilogies 11-02-08 • The Books of Fall 10-26-08 • Antsy, Medicus, "Live" Help, Chips 10-19-08 • Janis Ian, Ember, Weaver, I Never Sang 10-12-08 • Post-Its, Foreclosures, Rankings, Moses on Stage 10-05-08 • The Mentalist, Popcorn, Avocado Oil Chips 09-28-08 • Fringe, Burn Notice, Mrs. Quent, Sunday Music 09-21-08 • Ties, The Women, Death's Half Acre, Beth's cookies 09-14-08 • College on CD 09-07-08 • Water Coolers, Hamlet 2 08-31-08 • Rome, Hit Man, Pasta Sauce, Mediterraneo 08-24-08 • Dance, Found, Renegade's Magic 08-17-08 • Mummies and Cupcakes 08-10-08 • Liberty Station, Travel Baby 08-03-08 • Society's Child, Where Are You Now? 07-27-08 • Mamma Mia! and The Dark Knight 07-20-08 • Journey, Encyclopedias, Bitterwood, and Driver Agent 07-13-08 • WALL-E, PB Teen, Babes & Angels, Christian Pop 07-6-08 • Get Smart, Piggie and Pigeon, Dam Water 06-29-08 • Judges, Potato Chips And Best Of Lists 06-22-08 • Sloppy Joes, SnipURL, Instrumental Pop, Ticket 06-15-08 • Bad Map, Singer-Dancer, Big Bang 06-08-08 • Hot Water, Bad Art, and Locke Lamora 06-01-08 • Indiana Jones and the Talent-Show Judges 05-25-08 • Prince Caspian, SPQR 05-18-08 • Maps, Dripless Honey, Girls Like Us, Talk Radio 05-11-08 • Iron Man, Women's Socks, TinyURL 05-04-08 • Showerheads & Band-Aids, Essays, Corrupt MP3s 04-27-08 • Rowling, Lexicon, and Oz 04-20-08 • Music and Thin Cakes 04-13-08 • Bubble Gum, iTunes vs. Amazon, We the People 04-06-08 • Jane Austen Movies, suburbia, rice chips, Ruby Woo, Idol 03-30-08 • Browns, Idol, "Food Court Musical" 03-23-08 • Fresh, Chair, Pettigrew, Jumper, Robots, Shotguns 03-16-08 • A Dome, Your Inner Fish, and Idol Whiners 03-09-08 • Dish Racks, Band-Aids for Fingers, Trap Door 03-02-08 • Merriam-Webster, Befudiom, Human Statue of Liberty 02-24-08 • Hillary Bags, CDs, Glimpses, Good Books 02-17-08 • Roscoe Jenkins, Idol, Riley, Roumania, Shopdropping 02-10-08 • Fish, Wordsmyth, Chipotle, Politicus, and the Music of Life 02-03-08 • Web Spread, Hotel Glasses, Chocolates, Bank of America 01-27-08 • Aphorisms, Latin, Hobbytown, Great Websites 01-20-08 • Congress Is Taking Away Our Light Bulbs 01-13-08 • National Treasure, Writers' Strike, Blue Skies 01-06-08

Uncle Orson Reviews Everything 2007

• Book, Movies, TV of the Year 12-30-07 • Election New Year, Good New CDs 12-23-07 • CompUSA, Michael McDonald, Christmas Gifts 12-16-07 • Uncle Orson's list of emergency Christmas gifts 12-21-07 • 12 Days, Laugh-In, Art Prints 12-09-07 • eGo, Cottonelle, Print Works Bistro, MagnaTunes, Weekly Standard 12-01-07 • Enchanted, Charities, Steve Martin, Sure Fire, Lenny's Space 11-25-07 • Stalking Santa, Cookies, Rules, Talk Show 11-18-07 • Web Warnings, Blonde Faith, Bad Writing 11-11-07 • Fog, Games, Clarence Thomas, Austen biography 11-04-07 • Drought, Dan In Real Life 10-28-07 • Why Did I Get Married? 10-20-07 • Bad Readers, Hamish Macbeth, Yakima, and iTunes 10-14-07 • Becoming Jane, Sydney White, and a Drought-year Election 10-07-07 • New TV: Bionic, Journeyman, Life 09-30-07 • Heroes, Friday Night Lights, Colicky Babies 09-23-07 • Gemmell, the Rigante, and Discarded Books 09-16-07 • Airport chocolate, ReBooks, and Dune 09-09-07 • Realism, Peter Pan, and Story Games 09-02-07 • Bourne, Doonesbury, Fox, Think Dance 08-26-07 • Rat-a-Splat, Impossiweb, Grief without Rage 08-19-07 • Stardust: the book and the movie 08-12-07 • Simpsons Movie, Spare Change, Roma 08-05-07 • EXTRA: Uncle Orson and the Deathly Hallows 07-29-07 • Sports, Talking Appliances, and Evil Software 07-29-07 • Beach, books, and games 07-22-07 • Boarding Houses, Emergency Food 07-15-07 • EXTRA: Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix 07-13-07 • Classic Films, Back to College 07-08-07 • Evan, Panizzo, Ratatouille, Books for Kids, Politics 07-01-07 • Nancy Drew, Orvis, five singers, Mars Needs Moms! 06-24-07 • Surfer, magic movies, Opera Idol, Dance, Vista 06-17-07 • 3quels, Tonys, Lions, Wind, and Surf 06-10-07 • Overlook, TV Season review, Rex Stout and racism 06-03-07 • Politically Incorrect Literature, Audio Drama, "My American Culture" 05-27-07 • Sci-Fi Dictionary, Cryptic Crosswords, American Novels 05-20-07 • Austen and the SATs, Lies, Histories, and a Rainmaker 05-13-07 • Spider-Man 3, Literary Con Men, Snape, Innocent Man 05-06-07 • Carrie Rodriguez, Sunny Sweeney, Tribal, Iz, and Mascara 04-29-07 • Vultures, Nero Wolfe, Court Jester, Inglis's Hobbit 04-22-07 • Planet Earth, Jackson's Mistakes, Dawning, Mike 04-15-07 • Games, YouTube, Fading Songwriter, Axis of Comedy 04-08-07 • School Experts, Poitier, Prions, and Guacamole 04-01-07 • Mimzy, Hugo Cabret, lawsuit 03-25-07 • Inda, Heart-Shaped, Medium 03-18-07 • Amazing Grace, Watchman, Idol, Cruciverbalism 03-11-07 • Teacher Man, Chocolate Milk, Idol, Salvino 03-04-07 • Oscars, Terabithia, Music & Lyrics, High Profile, Gandhi 02-25-07 • Book of Fate, Starfish and Spider, Done the Impossible 02-18-07 • O.J., Jones, McPhee, Grammies 02-11-07 • Studio 60, 30 Rock, Scrubs, Clapton, Jackson, Gill, and books 02-04-07 • Episodes, Digging, Wildfire, Rumpole, and Blinders 01-28-07 • Ugly Idol, 24, Ticket to Ride, Games, Bonefish, and Snape 01-21-07 • Restaurant names, Pesos, New Books, Speak, Dumb Businesses 01-14-07 • Museum, Dreamgirls, History Boys, Sunshine, Scotland, and Rhymes 01-07-07

Uncle Orson Reviews Everything 2006

• Apocalypto, Lehi Mills, Art of Intrusion 12-31-06 • Charlotte's Web, Hicks & Pickler, Delicious, Elderflower, and Resolutions 12-24-06 • Gifts of Cash, Celtic Harp, Books, and Merry Christmas 12-17-06 • Carols, The Holiday, Doc Green, The Cheat, Jihad Boy,Ranger's Apprentice 12-10-06 • Nativity, Zazzle, Bookstore Games, Nonfiction Books 12-03-06 • News, Schools, Mimi's, Lids, Christmas Music, Books As Gifts 11-26-06 • Online Food, Gift Wrap & Tape, Flotsam, Bryson, Happy Feet 11-19-06 • 13th Tale, Political Mags, $100 Baby, Blue Chip 11-12-06 • Chocolate, snowflakes, Christmas music, videogame music, corn thins 11-05-06 • Magical Shoes, Cookies, Trees, Slang, Lemmon, Miller, Trojans 10-29-06 • Trick-or-Treat, Candy, Rice Cakes, Echo Park, Casa Vallarta 10-22-06 • 1 vs. 100, Cookies, Puzzles, Malls, Northline, and Muse 10-15-06 • Everlost, TV's Fall Season, Gardening Lessons, Shoe Store 10-08-06 • Cookies, Blanket, Sweetwater, Birth, Brainiac, Restaurants 10-01-06 • Cinnamon Colgate, Flyboys, Toothbrushes, Fairest 09-24-06 • Akeelah, Networks, BrushPicks, SpringBoard 09-17-06 • The Unit, Medium, books 09-10-06 • Invincible, Prospero, Bone Doll, and "romance" 09-03-06 • Fried Worms, back to school, Shadow Party, Alpha Oops 08-27-06 • World Trade Center,Step Up, Doyle, and Sheldon 08-20-06 • Water bottles, Mayflower, and Hitler and Stalin 08-13-06 • Miami Super Ex-Ant Bully, Haiku, Evasion, Gardening, Murder, Rome 08-06-06 • Groceries, Crown of Stars, Baboons 07-30-06 • Monster House, Barberito's, Blue Screen, Shaker hymns 07-23-06 • Prada, Hustle, Astors, Hotels, and Hillary 07-16-06 • Pirates, Ultra Metabolism, Karaoke, and parking wars 07-09-06 • Superman Returns, Fablehaven, house design software 07-02-06 • Lake House, Click, New Flavor, Lap Desk, Sean Connery 06-25-06 • Drugstore.com, Pumice, Luck, Brave, Poetry, and Saved 06-18-06 • Eating Mexican, Authenticity, Singers, Dragons 06-11-06 • Missed Flight, MirrorMask, Ruth Reichl, Wallets, and Marsden Movies 06-04-06 • Bench, X-Men, Celtic music, Idol Thoughts 05-28-06 • Over the Hedge, Gender, Spritzers, and Right-of-Way 05-21-06 • High School Musical, R&J, Bikes, Books, Imodium 05-14-06 • TV, Lubar, Romeo, Magnatunes, and Sportsmanship 05-07-06 • Crais, Sissel, Gutenberg, Carthage, and Thursday Next 04-30-06 • Heifers, High School Plays, Girls in Blue 04-23-06 • Banderas Dancing, Dried Fruit, Free Trade, and Sidewalks 04-16-06 • Colonial Williamburg and a Free Game 04-09-06 • Ice Age, Loop, Bleak House, Rules, Dangerous Lady 04-02-06 • 8 Below, Really Nuts, Bad TV, Eifelheim, and Nobody 03-26-06 • Idol, Cyrano, Winspear, Princes of Ireland 03-19-06 • Shaggy Dogs, Chuzzlewit, Sweet Salads 03-12-06 • Oscars, Anti-Oscars, Aquamarine, Speakers, Snack Mix 03-05-06 • Sad Oscar, Madea's Reunion, Maisie Dobbs 02-26-06 • Sellers, Oil, Crows, Copperfield, and Robicheaux 02-19-06 • Panther, Portable Printer, Attolia, and Druids 02-12-06 • Olives, Postmodernism, and Literature Lost 02-05-06 • Nanny McPhee, Metro, The Narnian, and the U.S. Marines 01-29-06 • Spear, Medieval Love, Belts, Washington 01-22-06 • Fluxx, Kagome, 24, Academic Music, Christianity 01-15-06 • Dead Restaurants, Glory Road, Dakota, tape, games, Dickens 01-08-06 • Family Stone, S Is for Silence 01-01-06

Uncle Orson Reviews Everything 2005

• Diet Supplements 12-25-05 • King Kong, Braces, Mice, Christmas in NYC 12-18-05 • Narnia, cellphones, nature, keys, Fire Sale, Wedding Hymns, IGMS 12-11-05 • Yours, Mine, and Aeon Flux; Videogames 12-04-05 • Narnia 12-10-05 • Walk the Line, Pride, Children's Books 11-27-05 • Paintings, Handel, Cookies 11-20-05 • Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire 11-20-05 • Zathura, Signs, Weasels, and Kipling 11-13-05 • Legend of Zorro, 1491, Settlers of Cataan, The Price of Silence 10-30-05 • Shoes, Cooky Dough, Kite Runner, and Little Books 10-23-05 • Badly Read Books, Spenser, One-Read, Airlines 10-16-05 • Helping Out, Golf, Nancy Drew, and Christian Videos 10-09-05 • Velocity, Shaman's Crossing, baskets, Serenity, Junior's Giants 10-02-05 • Serenity 09-30-05 • Heaven, Time's Up, new TV shows, and Roly-Poly after six 09-25-05 • WorldCon, Jonathan Strange & Carly Simon 09-18-05 • Carpenters, Lost DVDs, VisualEyes, low-calorie drinks 09-11-05 • Obsessions, Beautiful Country, Secret Identity, Enna Burning 09-04-05 • Prison Break, Red Eye, Valiant, Lemonade, and Spelt 08-28-05 • Brothers, Dogs, Hand-Me-Down, and Chop House Grille 08-21-05 • Dove Cookies, Loyal Customers, Outer Banks, and Harry Potter 08-14-05 • Wedding Crashers and Toilet Paper 08-07-05 • Goose Girl, Sky High, and Cucumbers 07-31-05 • Wonka, Penguins, Goblin, Conrad's Fate, and Hard Case Crime 07-24-05 • Selling Harry, Princess Academy, Headphones, ComicCon 07-17-05 • Letter to Oprah, Fantastic Four, Howl's Castle, and The Wizard Test 07-10-05 • "Joke" Crossing Signal, Yoplait, War, Bewitched, Star Beast 07-03-05 • Herbie, Already, Alot, Alright, Peck, and Ring Bear 06-26-05 • Disappointment, Comic Book Movies, Batman Begins, Cinderella Man 06-19-05 • The Phone Company, Sharkboy, CBS, and Traveling Pants 06-12-05 • Hero, Connelly, Illuminator, Blooming English, Pizza, and Applesauce 06-05-05 • Madagascar, Longest Yard, and Sony 05-29-05 • Monster-in-Law, Song, Idol, Giant, bad breath, and Sith 05-22-05 • Crusaders, Ray Bradbury, Mozilla, and Laptop Lane 05-15-05 • iPod, Cut and Run, English, Ford 500 05-08-05 • Springsteen, Hitchhiker, xXx, Wi-Fi, and Jane Fonda 05-01-05 • Brigadoon, Local Stores, Millions, Guess Who, 1812, Bering Strait 04-24-05 • Sahara, Fever, Honey Peanuts, Swords, New Haven 04-17-05 • Czechmate, Runescape, Fujitsu, Jokes, Hoopla, Telepaths 04-10-05 • Ice, Anger, Bells, Paper, and Water 04-03-05 • New Zealand, The Buried Pyramid, and Gounod 03-27-05 • Robots, Be Cool, Photos, Reruns, and Mario 03-20-05 • New Jersey, Taking Heat, Spenser the Hero, and Snobs 03-13-05 • Time, The Pacifier, Forgotten Man, and College Humor 03-06-05 • Diary of a Mad Black Woman, black audiences, and a songwriter 02-27-05 • Winn-Dixie, One Man Star Wars, Harvest Moon, Shakespeare 02-20-05 • Hitch, Tenors, Crooners, and Faerie Wars 02-13-05 • Wedding, Racing, and Boxing at the movies 02-06-05 • More about Million Dollar Baby by Scott Brick 02-06-05 • Elektra, Scrabble, Word Freak, Linksys 01-30-05 • Carson, Fantasia, Rumpole, Clinton, Precinct 13, and shopping carts 01-23-05 • Sidewalk Safety, Games, Coach Carter, TV, Firefly 01-16-05 • Books: Bad Science, Bad Schools, Sports, Legends and Fairy Tales 01-09-05 • Uncle Orson Extra: In Good Company 01-02-05 • Aviator, Spanglish, Fockers, and Fat Albert 01-02-05

Uncle Orson Reviews Everything 2004

• Phoenix Flies, Phantom Flops 12-26-04 • Neverland, Snicket, Sideways, and Christmas cards and letters 12-19-04 • Ocean's 12, Uninvited, Christmas movies, Scrunges 12-12-04 • Bridget Jones, tamales, Moe's, cashews, CDs, and Christmas Music 12-05-04 • Neverland, Wool Cap, Noel, Build-a-Bear, and bad trivia games 11-28-04 • SpongeBob, Treasure, Fathers, Metro Girl, and a Hymn 11-21-04 • Precious Books, Christmas Songs, Catalogs 11-14-04 • Polar Express, The Incredibles, Ray, and Stephen Sebastian 11-07-04 • Leaves, Lost, Halloween, Elantris 10-31-04 • Shall We Dance, Forceflex, Chase's Calendar, and Sondheim 10-24-04 • Taxi, Hogwarts Philosophy, Little Women, and Fredericksburg 10-17-04 • Prequel to Peter Pan, Wicked, CDs, Mr. 3000 10-10-04 • Naked in Smallville, Ladder 49, and Shark Tale 10-03-04 • Sky Captain, Skinny Dip, Custard, and The Longest Night 09-26-04 • Eisner, Altoids, Brush-Ups, and Asimov 09-19-04 • Napoleon Dynamite and Posing As People 09-12-04 • Bunnies, Quizno's, La Mancha, and Men's Mags 09-05-04 • Alias, Memoirs, Fazil Say, and Hark! 08-29-04 • Ice cream scoops, melon salad, and kid flix 08-22-04 • k.d. lang, Sock Olympics, Sheet Music, Swimwear, Sequence Dice 08-15-04 • Infringement, Watts, Plum, Ringworld, and Even More Books 08-08-04 • Thunderbirds, Pit, Nertz, Blink, Fizz, Graham Norton, and Walking Out 08-01-04 • Bourne, A Rat's Tale, and The Amateur Marriage 07-25-04 • Shadow Children, I, Robot, A Cinderella Story, and Tomatoes 07-18-04 • Arthur, Gunpowder, and Baby Animals 07-11-04 • Spider-Man 2, Scialfa, Carpenter, Allyson, and The Loop 07-04-04 • Missed Connections, Qdoba, and Books 06-27-04 • Around the Terminal in 80 Days, St. Dale, Locusts, Queens, and Meat 06-20-04 • Garfield, 223 Elm, Spelling, and Country Music 06-13-04 • Azkaban, Dance, Tomorrow, and Helen 06-06-04 • Asheville, and Thomas Wolfe 05-30-04 • Shrek 2, Mysteries, The Gift, and Beringia 05-23-04 • Troy, JAG, and Death in War 05-16-04 • Van Helsing, Kleenex, Smallville, and Chins 05-09-04 • Bad Punctuation, Mean Girls, Cowell, and Fiddler on the Roof 05-02-04 • A New Leblon, Dumb Idol Voters, 13/30, and 3 CDs 04-25-04 • Crowns, The Alamo, Malls, and 1603 04-18-04 • Ebert, Ella, Talking Cows, and Touching Evil 04-11-04 • Two books, The Prince and Me, and Sexism on E.R. 04-04-04 • D.A., Magnets, Spelling, and Eternal Sunshine 03-28-04 • Burgers, a dying Practice, Deep Pockets, a songwriter's child, and Samurai Jack 03-21-04 • Starsky & Hutch, The Office, The Last Juror, and bad editing 03-14-04 • C-SPAN, Easter candy, Hidalgo, Odd Thomas, and bad science 03-07-04 • Oscars, Toll House, DeGeneres, and 50 First Dates 02-29-04 • So 5 Minutes, Drama Queen, Mooseport, Oscar Picks 02-22-04 • Miracle and Great Sports Movies 02-15-04 • Thermometers, Barbershop II, and Lost in Translation 02-08-04 • Super Bowl ads, Mystic River, and Oklahoma! 02-01-04 • Oscar Noms, Golden Globes, Whale Rider, and In America 1-25-04 • Lyrics, Improv, Big Fish, Grappa Grill 1-18-04 • Rumpole, War Movies, and Revisionist History 1-11-04 • 411, Games, Cheaper, and Something's Gotta Give 1-04-04

Uncle Orson Reviews Everything 2003

• EZ Cutter, Peter Pan, and Two Books on War 12-28-03 • Gifts, television, comedy, traffic, and earphones 12-21-03 • Christmas Movies, Wolff and McCammon, and mixed drinks 12-14-03 • Last Samurai and Christmas Shopping 12-07-03 • Early Christianity and Polar Express 11-30-03 • American Towns, Looney Tunes, and a Pirate Book 11-23-03 • Sea Battles, Washington's Slaves, and Bookstores 11-16-03 • Stop Signs, Trivia, Parks, Flawed Dogs, and Opus 11-09-03 • Brother Bear, Cruelty, Rio Cali, Word Thief 11-02-03 • Halloween, Great Harvest, Out of Time, DVR, and TV Shows 10-26-03 • Runaway Jury, Luther, Eva Cassidy, and Elysian Fields 10-19-03 • Candy, Easy Pieces, Acting, and Bel Canto 10-12-03 • Ritz Chips, School of Rock, Stereotypes, and Mysteries 10-05-03 • Prophecy, Calendars, Roly Poly, Matchstick Men 09-28-03 • Yummi Bears, Lions, Boomtown, Mayer, and King 09-21-03 • North Carolina Mysteries and English Histories 09-14-03 • Dickie Roberts, Boswell, Biblical Fakes, and Fred Chappell 09-07-03 • Writing Reviews, Initiate Brother, and Freedom 08-31-03 • Open Range, R Ratings, and American Girls 08-24-03 • Uptown Girls, Royalty, Big River, and Flash Cadillac 08-17-03 • Freaky Friday, Hope, Movie Lists, and the Great American Concert 08-10-03 • Horse Movies, Kate, Castles, and Cyanide 08-03-03 • 3D, Bad Boys, and Orson Impersonators 07-28-03 • Rat-a-Tat Cat, Grammar, Bublé, and Sci-Fi 07-21-03 • Pirates, Gentlemen, Capers, and Miniature Golf 07-14-03 • T3, Charlie's Angels 2, Dusty Drake, and Randy Travis 07-07-03 • Hillary, Harry, and Fuel Economy 06-30-03 • Weddings and Hometown Memories 06-23-03 • Dumb Stuff 06-16-03 • Stoplights, Bare Middles, Monitors, Mosquitos, and XM 06-09-03 • Country Words & Music, Finding Nemo, and Chocolate Mousse 06-02-03 • Up With Bruce, Down With Love, Sidewalks, and a Real Man's Mag 05-26-03 • Matrix, Bad Art, New Eateries, No Second Chance 05-19-03 • Daddy Day Care, Spirited Away, X2, and OBX 05-12-03 • Girl Knights, Snowball Earth, and Rye Comments 05-05-03 • High School Plays, Local Sites, Bend It Like Honda 04-28-03 • Holes, Sandler, Rock, Hope, Jazz, and Great Movies 04-21-03 • Country and Opera, Bush's Mind, Genocide and Piglet 04-14-03 • Yow, Alston, Global Warming, and the Ice Age 04-07-03 • Number One Ladies, Scots, and Pop-up Hampers 03-31-03 • Oscars, Latifah, Bad Readers, and Great Movies 03-24-03 • Willard, Final Witness, Two Quail, and Frederick 03-17-03 • The Pianist, Tears, Savages, and Useful Idiots 03-10-03 • Dark Blue, Biographies, and Movies I Won't Review 03-03-03 • Speckled Eggs, Daredevil, Quiet American, and The Last Detective 02-24-03 • Music Man, Authentically Black, Winesburg, Sachar 02-17-03 • Hours, 10 Days, TVParty!, Mysteries, Lies, and Chocolate Cashews 02-10-03 • Screenplay Awards, Antwone Fisher, and The Good Girl 02-03-03 • Reality Trash, Chanticleer, Saigon, a Boy, and a Fool 01-27-03 • Golden Globes and Three Restaurants 01-20-03 • Chicago, Drumline, Adaptation, & a Manifesto 01-13-03 • Why Some Books Die -- Plus Schmidt, Catch Me, and Gangs 01-06-03

Uncle Orson Reviews Everything 2002

• Two Towers, Two Weeks, Maid, and Donnie Darko 12-30-02 • Channing, Millie, La Mancha, and New Jersey 12-23-02 • The Bond Crisis, Trent Lott, and Holes 12-16-02 • Halle Berry, Two Towers, and Christmas Albums 12-09-02 • Emperors, Treasure, and the Tempur-Pedic Mattress 12-02-02 • Springsteen, Patinkin, and Ballet 11-25-02 • Christmas, Mysteries, Harry Potter, and Crayons 11-18-02 • Punch-Drunk Santa Clause 11-11-02 • Nostalgia, Family, and Animals 11-04-02 • Positano, Hatch, and Soundtracks 10-28-02 • Alabama, Asparagus, and Eternal Life 10-21-02 • Stock Car Racing and Stephen King's Buick 10-14-02 • The Death of Park Place, Rare Meat, and Ravens 10-07-02 • Barbershop, Supreme Command, and the School Board 09-30-02 • The Miss America Pageant, Travel Tips, and Lamisil Cream 09-23-02 • Closing Time, Fiji, Coraline, Cicero, and Block 09-16-02 • Who Killed Downtown? 09-09-02 • Doughnuts and Quirky Shopping Districts 09-02-02 • Fast Food, Mexican Cuisine, and Churchill 08-26-02 • Bicycles, Sandals, and 100 Poems 08-19-02 • Weird Employees, Perdition, and Widowmaker 08-12-02 • Outdoor Drama, Stuart Little, and Amnesia 08-05-02 • Daytime Sprinklers and Anonymous Notes 07-29-02 • More Than You Want to Know about My Summer Vacation 07-22-02 • Utah vs. North Carolina 07-15-02 • Math, English, and Men in Black 07-08-02 • Ultra-Mall, Yellowstone, and International Peace 07-01-02 • Eating Our Way Across America, or How I Ate My Summer Vacation 06-24-02 • Mysteries and Carmel 06-17-02 • Comedy and Fruit Drinks 06-10-02 • Yepp, E-Wear, and Software Woes 06-03-02 • Summer Reading 05-27-02 • Doing DC ... and Deeply Dumb Sci-Fi 05-20-02 • Spiders, Rainbows, Bones, and Soap 05-13-02 • Rio Riot, MP3, Copyright, and Batting 1.000 05-06-02 • Truth in Advertising, Potato Chips, and Joshua 04-29-02 • Hot Fun in the Summertime 04-22-02 • Miracles, Elvish Songs, a Mystery, and a Fantasy 04-15-02 • Please Don't Kill the Cyclists 04-08-02 • Bottled Water, Google, and Graham Crackers 04-01-02 • March 25, 2002 03-25-02 • The Movies of 2001 03-18-02 • March 11, 2002 03-11-02 • Songs, Soldiers, and Hollywood Racism 03-04-02 • Real Chocolate 02-25-02 • Don't Be Such a Stranger 02-18-02 • Three Good Movies 02-11-02 • Corrections, Snow Dogs, and Prepositions 02-04-02 • Honor Roll of Greensboro Restaurants 01-28-02 • Olive Oil 01-21-02 • Worst Ideas of 2001 01-14-02 • January 07, 2002 01-07-02

Uncle Orson Reviews Everything 2001

• Decmeber 31, 2001 12-31-01 • Jasmine's Missing Christmas Present 12-24-01 • My Christmas Wish 12-17-01 • Still Singing the Same Old Songs 12-10-01 • Magazines -- Better than the Internet 12-03-01 • All I Want for Christmas ... 11-26-01 • Holiday Shows You Don't Want to Miss 11-19-01 • A Critique of Local Government 11-12-01 • Hogwarts 11-05-01 • Why Do They Hate Me? 10-29-01 • Ugly Buildings 10-22-01 • Soundtracks 10-15-01 • Homework 10-08-01