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If a train leaves Mahattan for Boston going at 120M/H, and another train coming from the opposite direction is going at 150M/H, What time did they leave?
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Scott: Nambla? What's this thing you talk of? We do have an organization here that is committed to the fight against the union of men and hobbits, but it's not quite the same, and the orcs don't seem to agree with the finer details of the groups charter. A very messy situation indeed. It is however, completely legal for ents to uh... you know.. with younger ents ever since the entwives took off.
enjeeo -- A slow-flowing river of ear wax is created by our bodies to protect, lubricate, and clean our ear canals. Hairs within the ear canal move the wax out to the surface of the ear where it is visible and may easily be wiped away. If there is too much wax or the wax is too thick, the natural flow can be restored with ear drops that thin the wax. Air pollution can accumulate within the wax, turning it a mucousy green discharge color.
Storm Saxon -- Who? Batman? Daredevil? We have no need for leotard wearing losers in middle earth... just a wizard, with a staff... and ....let the ass-kicking begin....
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If a train leaves Mahattan for Boston going at 120M/H, and another train coming from the opposite direction is going at 150M/H, What time did they leave?
ANSWER: Jebus. If you want me to solve your pithy algebra problem, why don't you give me one with all the needed variables. Sheesh.
What purpose does garnish serve? When you have cooked that special meal no matter how good it tastes, food presentation is equally important as our eyes tell us what looks good, tastes good.
How and when do you really die in the LOTR movies? I've heard the rumours that I fall to my death, and then am impaled on a big pole or some sort. Well I got news for you. Not only will I live, but I'll make an appearance in the next star wars film and survive that too.
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WOULD YOU FRICKIN PEOPLE ALLOW ME TO ANSWER QUESTIONS ON MY OWN DAMN THREAD? THIS ISN'T THE 'ASK OLIVET' THREAD OR THE ASK SOME DEAD GUY THREAD.
sheesh.
**clears throat**
Is it okay to take some kind of pain pill with Allegra.
Definitely... just as long as it's morphine.
If a passport is issued in 1996...is it still valid..or do I need to renew it?
Passports are good for ten years.
Why shouldn't I buy a subscription to the Salt Lake Tribune? The Trib is the largest sack of lying crap I've ever laid eyes on. Don't support the Satan's newspaper, Support God's newspaper... and the best reason... Go to www.deseretnews.com, go to the staff link and then click on 'Pat Poyfair.'
Was that a mannequin that you were spinning around in FOTR? Nope, I was just glad to see you.
**rimshot**
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Geez lusti! This is a family forum.... we have NO need from 6th-grade crap humor like that. I will NOT answer such immature and childish questions.
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When you conquer all of Middle Earth, what are your plans for Galadriel?
(and if you don't have any, and just don't see any use keeping the old biddy around, I can take her off of your hands, oh mighty master of the mystic arts.)
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What caster level do you have to be to create a Staff of the Magi in Dungeon and Dragons 3rd edition?
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Saruman, you reffered him to a dead URL. The proper URL for desert news is here .
But why did you send him there? Like I said before, SLweekly is a million times better then the trib. You in your supposed genius should know that the des news is only down grading from the trib.
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You didn't tell Geoff what's up with T-Smith. I did in a private email.
But why did you send him there? Like I said before, SLweekly is a million times better then the trib. You in your supposed genius should know that the des news is only down grading from the trib. Already answered this.... Move on.
Does everyone in Lehi still think Kevin Bacon is all that? For your information, Kevin Bacon ruined our town. Not only did he introduce dancing into the Lehi community (the horror) but he introduced adultery as well. And we'll now forever be linked to that horrid film.
Will I be happy in my new job (whenever I find it, that is)? I forsee your new career as a truck driver to go swimmingly.
What was the Rifle that the Birtish used to gain control of 1/4th of the globe during the late 1800's? I'd answer that question if I knew what the frickin hell a Birtish is.
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quote:What was the Rifle that the Birtish used to gain control of 1/4th of the globe during the late 1800's? I'd answer that question if I knew what the frickin hell a Birtish is.
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Whats with the Saruman of many colors? Was that you just expressing yourself in a colorful sort of way?
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A) Brave and proud warriors of honor and craftsmen beyond compare? B) Short little sources of manual labor. c) Like grubs, insignfigant and best kept in dark, dingy places underground d) Comic relief with attitude
I thought this forum was a place where enlightened people come to voice intelligent views. FYI, they like to be called 'Little people' and can't help it if they're 'small.' Jeez Mr. Raven, who you gonna make fun of next? Orcs?
Who is John Doe --
He's a deer with gender issues frequently seen this time of year running from a bunch of Utah rednecks through the Uintah underbrush.
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I think women were created and men evolved from monkeys.
Am I wrong?
You're partially correct. You see, women were created when a pile of monkey poo grew bacteria, then slowly took the form of a giant 'nag monster.' The nag monsters then started to chase the male monkeys around until they adapted straight backs and deep voices and a general dislike for the word 'honeydo'.
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Am I to wierd, or too uninteresting for Hatrack?
No Amka, you just spend too much time at other websites. And your questions at EnderCon were just WAY too hard. By the way, are you still coming to the SLC Lord of the Rings party? Did you sign up?
On the other hand, Doug's questions are weird and too uninteresting for this thread.
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Well then maybe I can help all the men trace their ancestors and help all the women understand their men better by making them take this little personality profile.
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