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sarcasticmuppet
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When will we have a Donny Osmond/Billie Joel/John Lennon/Trogdor/Saruman five-way death match?
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Pat, Pat Pat Pat Pat....
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:::sigh::: I didn't ask you, Pat, I asked Saruman.
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Trogdor, I think it was your face that crawled up inside me and died. I'm sure you can figure out how it got there.

Also, Pat is freakishly cool.

Muppet, we will have the deathmatch just as soon as it's okayed by the Official Hatrack Deathmatch Regulation Committee.
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Hmm, what's this I hear of a Death Match in the works? These kind of things have to be officially sanctioned, you know . . .
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Q: What kind of moron would bump this thread?
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Easy boy. Your lack of popularity is showing.
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Q: Who invited Pat back from lurkerdom?
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What's your favorite Beastie Boys song?
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Saruman, have you told Grima that he should really try some dandruff shampoo? Or maybe even a good anti-flake spell?
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::hoarse whisper::

Lies...
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Saruman, which syllable of your name receives the most emphasis?
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Hey, check it out, everyone: T_Smith is a hoarse whisperer!

::ducks::
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"Pssst..." ::whispers:: "when the bell sounds... you want to run really fast."
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quote:
Q: What kind of moron would bump this thread?
What kind of moron would ask questions on this thread?
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Q: Who invited Pat back from lurkerdom?
I don't know, but whoever it is should be dragged out into the street and shot.
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What's your favorite Beastie Boys song?
That would have to be "Girls."
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Saruman, have you told Grima that he should really try some dandruff shampoo? Or maybe even a good anti-flake spell?
The last time I brought it up, he got rather offended and stormed off. He's quite touchy about the subject.
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Saruman, which syllable of your name receives the most emphasis?
It's SAR-u-man.

[ September 25, 2003, 11:39 AM: Message edited by: Saruman ]
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If you were forced to listen to the Dixie Chicks every waking moment for the rest of your life, would you kill yourself or try to develop a taste for horrible music?

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Saruman, what's with the gross placenta-like thing the Uruk-hai break out of?
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If you were forced to listen to the Dixie Chicks every waking moment for the rest of your life, would you kill yourself or try to develop a taste for horrible music?
I would try to kill the Dixie Chicks. But since I suspect that they're immortal demons, I might have to resort to killing myself to end the torture.
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Saruman, what's with the gross placenta-like thing the Uruk-hai break out of?
Come on. They're Uruk-hai. They're an unnatural and illegitimate race. Birthing one isn't going to be all giggles and sunshine.
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What musical collaboration would you like to see?

For me, I'd like to see Eminem, Alice Cooper, and Donny Osmond get togethor. Eminem is a talented writer if he isn't singing about sex; Alice Cooper has a good voice (in my opinion), and he's a talented writer if he isn't singing about butchering his mom; and Donny Osmond could touch it up, so it wouldn't be repulsive.
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Which Smilie do you like best?
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If your married...Is masturbation wrong...y'know...I mean....errr...I just get so damned horny I don't want to wait....also is it considered cheating?

Miss Michigan [Wave]
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What musical collaboration would you like to see?
I typically hate musical collaborations.
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Which Smilie do you like best?
[No No] Look: he's giving you an Around-the-World.

MacBeth, Saruman doesn't go there.
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