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S. Claus
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Ho Ho Ho.

**Sits down on big plush, red chair and waits for a line to form.**

Ho Ho Ho

[ December 15, 2003, 03:52 PM: Message edited by: S. Claus ]

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Annie
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*hops on Santa's lap*

will you take my French Lit final for me in two hours? I can't handle it.

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:eyes Santa suspiciously:

[Grumble] :sure looks a lot like that Dan guy...:

FG

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S. Claus
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Mais Oui! Je parle le francais parfaitement. Pas comme les vache espangnols.

Ou dois-je aller? A quelle heure?

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Annie
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À la salle de classe Wilson 124 à 16 heures. Il s'agit de la littérature en prose du XXème siècle.

Merci bien, Père Noël!

*leaves with hr faith in Santa fully intact*

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Are these your elves?

http://www.suprmchaos.com/santa-claus-convention_072302.jpg

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Raia
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For someone who speaks perfect French, that sure had a lot of errors in it... [Razz]
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Hey bub, I'm working this corner.
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I'd like Mrs. Claus' phone number.

I hear she bakes great cookies!

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S. Claus
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J'ai dit que je PARLE parfaitment, en ecrivant, je ne suis pas tres fort.

It's my pleasure Annie. Would you like anything else? I heard you have your eye on a certain guy....... I could make him, well, you know.. speed things along....

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S. Claus
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**Puts Raia and Bob on 'naughty' list.**
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Annie
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Oh, he's perfect how he is, thank-you-very-much [Smile]
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S. Claus
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**Pats Annie on the head, gives her a candy cane and sends her on her way**
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mmmmm.... candy cane
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Raia
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Awww, I'm not naughty! [Embarrassed]

[AUDREY HEPBURN VOICE] I'm a good girl, I am! [/AUDREY HEPBURN VOICE]

*hugs Santa* better? [Smile]

Your French is parfait! [The Wave]

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Traveler
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Can Santa's elves finish my kitchen remodeling?? I have the blueprints and all the options figured out (tile, paint, appliances, cabinetry, etc). My contractor says it will be done by spring but if Santa could do it faster/cheaper I'd be very happy!!!
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Santa, your homepage is very un-Christmassy [Frown]
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S. Claus
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Ho Ho Ho!

Raia -- Santa was only kidding Ho Ho Ho!!!!!

Tell me little girl, what do you want for Christmas.

LINE:
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Leo

Edited to tell Leo to look at web site again.

[ December 15, 2003, 04:20 PM: Message edited by: S. Claus ]

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S. Claus
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**gets bored waiting for Raia to talk, picks her up and dumps her on the slide, a la Christmas Story**

Ho Ho Ho.

Traveler, I've heard your plea. I can't make your kitchen get done any earlier, but my elves can. I'll send 5 of them right over.

**gives traveler a candy cane and a pat on the head**

Next?

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Ryuko
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Santa, I want Dance Dance Revolution for christmas. And money for books.

<--- Poor college student.

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S. Claus
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What is a 'Dance Dance Revolution?' Can my elves make it?

And how bout I just buy your books? Would that work?

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DDR, or Dance Dance Revolution is a game where you stomp on a mat as directed by the arrows on a rolling videw screen, and in time to the music.

Basically, its Dancing Karaoke.

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S. Claus
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Ho Ho Ho...

That sounds fricking weird, but I'll get my elves on it, so to speak.

Danny? Would you like anything?

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<gets on line>
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S. Claus
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Well Hello Robert!

Come on over here and sit on Santa's lap!

Ho Ho Ho!!!

So tell me little boy, what do you want for Christmas?

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Ryuko
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Woohoo! Santa rocks!
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Can I have one of Santa's mistresses--I mean, elves? Like the ones in peterh's photo?

*plops down in Santa's lap*

AUGH! It's Micheal Jackson!

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AHHHHHHH!!! Michael Jackson!

*Mass hysteria*

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Anna
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<-- Sits on Santa's laps
I would like to have no fighting in my family and in my in-laws for Christmas.. Is this possible ? *bambi eyes* Well, if it's not, I guess a lot of books and a few discs will be allright...

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Scott R
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I'll stand over here while I make my requests-- don't want to damage your knees or anything.

I want the Guess the Author game to be revived.

I want Slash's work to be just as prosperous, but ALSO give him enough time to DM our game.

That's it. Everything else I've got a handle on.

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<sits on Santa's lap>

I want whirled peas. Mom says we need whirled peas, so that's what I want.

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Mr. Santa Claus, sir? May I have a round-trip plane ticket, please? I don't think it's fair that Bernard and I should have to spend Christmas apart. [Frown]
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katharina
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I want an adventure. *getting restless*

I'm serious. I need one. And my usual method of adventure is not a good idea anymore, so I need a new source.

What can a good girl who is currently strapped for cash do to get an adventure?

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scottneb
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Hey kat, I know what you could do. Put five bucks of gas in your car and drive until you run out. It's not too bad on your car if you don't do it repeatedly. And if you have good company, you'll have a blast trying to get gas to your car. My wife and I did that unintentionally last month. It was so much fun, we plan on doing it again.
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So, hang out with someone you love. Good idea. Not an option I want to pursue at the moment.

That, frankly, was my old way of getting an adventure. I'm currently on Sabbatical.

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Anyone else?

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<sits on Santa's lap>

All I want is one hair from your beard!

(and a candy cane)

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Wow. You're easy to please!

Santa seems like he's been on a LONG break, so I'll just cough all over his chair while he's gone, steal a candy cane, and leave.

*is sick and pathetic*

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*gets in line*
*considers throwing shoe at mr. claus a la Austin powers, for haveing dumped Raia down the slide a la A christmas story*
*decides to wait and see if this will change gift status or if I am already on the naugty list*

[ December 21, 2003, 11:30 PM: Message edited by: Koga ]

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Maethoriell
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I just want to be happy this Christmas.
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You all can sit in Santa's lap. I want to sit in the ELF's lap! [Wink] Or the hobbit's if there are any of those around...
[Big Grin]

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scottneb
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<slaps the sad out of Maethoriell>

You're welcome, Who's next!

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Maethoriell
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Thanks..I needed that.
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It's nothing.
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Grrr another fluff thread.
*feeds santa fart pills and viagra*
*goes off with Santa's hot elves from webpage*

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