posted
Since Belle was unfortunately not at WenchCon this year, I appointed myself the Keeper of the Notebook. All weekend, I wrote down...er...quotable things that people said in my book. Now I present to you the highlights, in chronological order.
mackillian: "He can't play with it until tomorrow night!"
T_Smith: "Not till later, when we're alone."
T_Smith: "We're having an orgy."
Ben: "Give me some sugar, baby."
Ophelia: "Give me some Sweet & Low, baby."
fugu: "One of the one whos."
Ophelia: "My nose has been violated!"
T_Smith: "I should be sharing you right now."
Myrddin Fyre: "I feel used."
narrativium: "I got knocked up in chat by Toretha once." CalvinMaker: "So was it a boy or a harddrive?"
narrativium: "You have too much time on your hands." Taalcon: "Of course. I'm at WenchCon."
Ben: "She just told me I can't unbutton her pants."
mackillian: "Ooh, you get to be on top?"
Apples to Apples players: "Who's more offensive, Madonna or the KKK?"
Ela: "Jenny knocked us up in the morning."
Olivet's sister (about the DVD skipping): "She probably drooled on it too much."
narrativium: "Does this Ring make my butt look big?"
Olivet: "Face-taping. I should try that."
narrativium: "I think Becky has a crush on Bill [the pony]."
narrativium: "What is it with this movie and phallic-shaped vegetables?"
Jenny Gardener: "I have egg yolk on me!"
kwsni: "What the heck kind of bit is in that horse's mouth?"
Jenny Gardener: "He's had the strawberry-scented bubble bath!"
Jenny Gardener: "I'm touching you..."
Taalcon: "She just checked out his package."
JaneX: "Gondor has no pants! Gondor needs no pants!"
JaneX: "Eyebrows of DOOOOM!"
Jenny Gardener: "He likes cold women."
T_Smith: "This is the part when Frodo puts Bilbo in an old folks' home."
Jenny Gardener: "Look at his man-breasts." narrativium: "Who's touching him?"
narrativium: "Bite my shiny metal ass."
psychotriad: "He's always playing with his sword."
Galadriel: "I know what you saw in the mirror, for it is also in my mind." Jenny Gardener: "Well, don't you have issues."
T_Smith: "What about the chains and the whips and the leather?"
psychotriad: "I stare at you all night."
Jenny Gardener: "He's a doughty man of Gondor. He can go three times before he's done."
narrativium: "I wonder what Sam really wants to do with that rope."
Jenny Gardener: "Master knows what I really want."
Jenny Gardener: "I think I like it better when Sam goes down in the water."
Jenny Gardener: "I'm the one who gets stroked."
Jenny Gardener: "So I'll strip and show you my power."
Gandalf: "Your fingers would remember their old strength better if they grasped your sword."
Jenny Gardener: "Why don't they have a Theodred action figure?" Taalcon: "Yeah, with lifeless-corpse action."
Jenny Gardener: "She wants to experience the magic of the Elves."
JaneX: "Betcha he's got some skill with a blade himself."
kwsni: "You guys are geeks."
Jenny Gardener: "So is that a bird in the hand or a bird in the bush?" narrativium: "Which one do you want?"
Jenny Gardener: "Tell Olivia to stop doing things with her discs."
Raventh1: "Why is she always in a nightie?"
Ela: "Ride 'em, cowboy!"
Hobbes: "And we all know that horses' kisses can cure anything."
narrativium: "Is that a sundial or a phallic symbol?"
Jenny Gardener: "I think he has a dying-ache."
narrativium: "It's bowling for Isengard!"
narrativium: "She's my cousin. Back off."
Hobbes: "I had a bigger staff, but she told me I needed to break it off."
JaneX: "Don't do anything interesting until I come back!"
Olivet's sister: "Why don't you two just get a room?"
Jenny Gardener: "The 'lighting a fire in his flesh' part might not be so bad."
Jenny Gardener: "I'll be the bubbler."
narrativium: "Why does it keep coming back to sex?"
Jenny Gardener: "I'm going to arouse them and show them how to use their swords."
Jenny Gardener: "Andy winded me and Ken is making me sweat."
Jenny Gardener: "My sword is bigger than yours."
psychotriad: "I've never actually looked at my own legs before."
psychotriad: "Hit me!"
Jenny Gardener: "I think it would be fun to vanquish somebody, and winner take the spoils."
Ela: "Jenny's really aggressive!"
psychotriad: "Bring your tips so they're almost touching my sword."
JaneX: "Will everyone quit whacking me on the head?"
psychotriad: "Can I have someone watching his body?" narrativium: "I'll do it."
Jenny Gardener: "Think about poking her."
Jenny Gardener: "You like showers, don't you?"
Ben: "I was in her dreams last night."
Taalcon: "We're going to expose what Nathan is really like in bed."
Jenny Gardener: "Come sleep with us."
psychotriad: "The horse has his thingies."
narrativium: "I stepped on Gollum."
Jenny Gardener: "And Frodo's doin' it so hard his legs fell off?"
Jenny Gardener: "Would you like me to step on your bladder?"
-----------
I think the aura of WenchCon was getting to us all...
posted
Honestly, xnera, you were so quiet that I was never sure if you were really having fun (except for the constant, sort of mischievous smile).
I enjoyed getting to know you over lunch on Monday. That's what I missed this year-- the female bonding. Last year was all about the female bonding.
This year, I was having horrifying premonitions of being the mother of teenaged boys. *shudder* It was still hella fun, but not quite the estrogen fest of last year. Posts: 9293 | Registered: Aug 2000
| IP: Logged |
posted
Yeah, Jamie wondered the same thing on at least one occasion.
I'm a very quiet person. I also don't do well in groups. I think if we had had more time together, I would have eventually opened up and participated more. But I still do better in small groups or one-on-one. I can be quite animated around people I know well.
I had so, so much fun this weekend. It really was exactly what I needed, in many ways.
Posts: 1805 | Registered: Jun 1999
| IP: Logged |
posted
I have another one, from early Monday morning. Let me preface it by saying that Noah left me speechless. A businessman having breakfast in the hotel breakfast area actually laughed out loud at him (or us) though I don't think he (Noah) noticed at the time.
Noah, over breakfast , no less: "I really hate foreplay."
Printer-friendly view of this topic
![[Embarrassed]](redface.gif)
![[ROFL]](graemlins/rofl.gif)
![[Grumble]](graemlins/grumble.gif)
![[Cry]](graemlins/cry.gif)
![[Smile]](smile.gif)
![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif)
![[Frown]](frown.gif)
![[Evil Laugh]](graemlins/evillaugh.gif)
![[Eek!]](eek.gif)
![[Wink]](wink.gif)
![[Monkeys]](graemlins/monkeys.gif)
![[Razz]](tongue.gif)
