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JaneX
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Since Belle was unfortunately not at WenchCon this year, I appointed myself the Keeper of the Notebook. All weekend, I wrote down...er...quotable things that people said in my book. Now I present to you the highlights, in chronological order.

mackillian: "He can't play with it until tomorrow night!"

T_Smith: "Not till later, when we're alone."

T_Smith: "We're having an orgy."

Ben: "Give me some sugar, baby."

Ophelia: "Give me some Sweet & Low, baby."

fugu: "One of the one whos."

Ophelia: "My nose has been violated!"

T_Smith: "I should be sharing you right now."

Myrddin Fyre: "I feel used."

narrativium: "I got knocked up in chat by Toretha once."
CalvinMaker: "So was it a boy or a harddrive?"

narrativium: "You have too much time on your hands."
Taalcon: "Of course. I'm at WenchCon."

Ben: "She just told me I can't unbutton her pants."

mackillian: "Ooh, you get to be on top?"

Apples to Apples players: "Who's more offensive, Madonna or the KKK?"

Ela: "Jenny knocked us up in the morning."

Olivet's sister (about the DVD skipping): "She probably drooled on it too much."

narrativium: "Does this Ring make my butt look big?"

Olivet: "Face-taping. I should try that."

narrativium: "I think Becky has a crush on Bill [the pony]."

narrativium: "What is it with this movie and phallic-shaped vegetables?"

Jenny Gardener: "I have egg yolk on me!"

kwsni: "What the heck kind of bit is in that horse's mouth?"

Jenny Gardener: "He's had the strawberry-scented bubble bath!"

Jenny Gardener: "I'm touching you..."

Taalcon: "She just checked out his package."

JaneX: "Gondor has no pants! Gondor needs no pants!"

JaneX: "Eyebrows of DOOOOM!"

Jenny Gardener: "He likes cold women."

T_Smith: "This is the part when Frodo puts Bilbo in an old folks' home."

Jenny Gardener: "Look at his man-breasts."
narrativium: "Who's touching him?"

narrativium: "Bite my shiny metal ass."

psychotriad: "He's always playing with his sword."

Galadriel: "I know what you saw in the mirror, for it is also in my mind."
Jenny Gardener: "Well, don't you have issues."

T_Smith: "What about the chains and the whips and the leather?"

psychotriad: "I stare at you all night."

Jenny Gardener: "He's a doughty man of Gondor. He can go three times before he's done."

narrativium: "I wonder what Sam really wants to do with that rope."

Jenny Gardener: "Master knows what I really want."

Jenny Gardener: "I think I like it better when Sam goes down in the water."

Jenny Gardener: "I'm the one who gets stroked."

Jenny Gardener: "So I'll strip and show you my power."

Gandalf: "Your fingers would remember their old strength better if they grasped your sword."

Jenny Gardener: "Why don't they have a Theodred action figure?"
Taalcon: "Yeah, with lifeless-corpse action."

Jenny Gardener: "She wants to experience the magic of the Elves."

JaneX: "Betcha he's got some skill with a blade himself."

kwsni: "You guys are geeks."

Jenny Gardener: "So is that a bird in the hand or a bird in the bush?"
narrativium: "Which one do you want?"

Jenny Gardener: "Tell Olivia to stop doing things with her discs."

Raventh1: "Why is she always in a nightie?"

Ela: "Ride 'em, cowboy!"

Hobbes: "And we all know that horses' kisses can cure anything."

narrativium: "Is that a sundial or a phallic symbol?"

Jenny Gardener: "I think he has a dying-ache."

narrativium: "It's bowling for Isengard!"

narrativium: "She's my cousin. Back off."

Hobbes: "I had a bigger staff, but she told me I needed to break it off."

JaneX: "Don't do anything interesting until I come back!"

Olivet's sister: "Why don't you two just get a room?"

Jenny Gardener: "The 'lighting a fire in his flesh' part might not be so bad."

Jenny Gardener: "I'll be the bubbler."

narrativium: "Why does it keep coming back to sex?"

Jenny Gardener: "I'm going to arouse them and show them how to use their swords."

Jenny Gardener: "Andy winded me and Ken is making me sweat."

Jenny Gardener: "My sword is bigger than yours."

psychotriad: "I've never actually looked at my own legs before."

psychotriad: "Hit me!"

Jenny Gardener: "I think it would be fun to vanquish somebody, and winner take the spoils."

Ela: "Jenny's really aggressive!"

psychotriad: "Bring your tips so they're almost touching my sword."

JaneX: "Will everyone quit whacking me on the head?"

psychotriad: "Can I have someone watching his body?"
narrativium: "I'll do it."

Jenny Gardener: "Think about poking her."

Jenny Gardener: "You like showers, don't you?"

Ben: "I was in her dreams last night."

Taalcon: "We're going to expose what Nathan is really like in bed."

Jenny Gardener: "Come sleep with us."

psychotriad: "The horse has his thingies."

narrativium: "I stepped on Gollum."

Jenny Gardener: "And Frodo's doin' it so hard his legs fell off?"

Jenny Gardener: "Would you like me to step on your bladder?"

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I think the aura of WenchCon was getting to us all... [Embarrassed]

[ January 20, 2004, 01:03 AM: Message edited by: JaneX ]

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pajeba
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quote:
Jenny Gardener: "Why don't they have a Theodred action figure?"
Taalcon: "Yeah, with lifeless-corpse action."

[ROFL]
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quote:
Apples to Apples players: "Who's more offensive, Madonna or the KKK?"

HA HA!! I love Apples to Apples. And I vote KKK..
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That was great. It was almost like being there.

Almost...

[Grumble] [Cry]

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"lifeless-corpse action." That's awesome.
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I had a notebook that was passed around a bit after JaneX left.

Jenny Gardener: I don't want to fight her... Fight, Fight!

Olivet (Apples to Apples again): James Dean. Oh yeah, corpses are so hot.

T_Smith: Beware the Closet Monkey. He's German

Olivet: I don't know. They just came in and started sticking me with pointy things.

Ken: Just go for a little bit

Jenny: I poked her!
Ken: She poked you about the same time.

Jenny: I generally move my hips around a lot 'cause that's where I recently learned to be loose.

Jenny: You can think of me in the shower.

"moo" (not annotated)

Hobbes: Don't have him feel up my stuff.

Noah: Let's say we were doing it

Raven1th: Are you vacant or in use?

I have a feeling some of these were funnier IN context. LOL

Edit: Sorry about the pit/bit.lol

[ January 20, 2004, 03:39 PM: Message edited by: Olivet ]

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the moo is of course Mark.

And ken's quote is "just go at it for a little bit." Much better that way. [Smile]

Ni!

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I have no out of context quotes. I don't know whether to be disappointed or relieved.
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Oh, and xnera said: "Mmmm... sweet and juicy."

Actually, I made that up.

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Honestly, xnera, you were so quiet that I was never sure if you were really having fun (except for the constant, sort of mischievous smile).

I enjoyed getting to know you over lunch on Monday. That's what I missed this year-- the female bonding. Last year was all about the female bonding. [Smile]

This year, I was having horrifying premonitions of being the mother of teenaged boys. *shudder* It was still hella fun, but not quite the estrogen fest of last year. [Big Grin]

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Yeah, Jamie wondered the same thing on at least one occasion.

I'm a very quiet person. I also don't do well in groups. I think if we had had more time together, I would have eventually opened up and participated more. But I still do better in small groups or one-on-one. I can be quite animated around people I know well. [Smile]

I had so, so much fun this weekend. It really was exactly what I needed, in many ways.

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[Smile] I'm so glad.

I have no quotes either. [Frown]

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Kat: Hobbes rocks my world

How's that? Bet you're more grateful for your lack of quotes now. [Evil Laugh]

Hobbes [Smile]

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*grin* I think I said them too quietly.
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Olivia just said hella! that rocks my face off!
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The out of context quotes were hilarious. [Big Grin]
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I have another one, from early Monday morning. Let me preface it by saying that Noah left me speechless. A businessman having breakfast in the hotel breakfast area actually laughed out loud at him (or us) though I don't think he (Noah) noticed at the time.

Noah, over breakfast , no less: "I really hate foreplay."

[Eek!] [Eek!]

[ January 22, 2004, 09:07 PM: Message edited by: Olivet ]

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::shakes head at Noah::
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quote:
Noah, over breakfast , no less: "I really hate foreplay."
*snort* That actually brings to mind an earlier Noah conversation...
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That brings to mind a lot of Noah conversations.

[Wink] [Monkeys]

Hobbes [Smile]

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I told you Noah needs a muzzle. [Razz] [ROFL]
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