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Topic: MAY THE FOURTH...
Olivetta
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posted May 04, 2005 06:51 PM
BE WITH YOU! That is all.
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jebus202
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posted May 04, 2005 06:52 PM
::achieves the ultimate level of hatred:: Woah, what do you call the opposite of nirvana?
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Amka
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posted May 04, 2005 06:54 PM
Hell
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fugu13
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posted May 04, 2005 06:56 PM
Jar-Jar World.
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Amka
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posted May 04, 2005 06:57 PM
And the difference is?
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Jon Boy
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posted May 04, 2005 07:02 PM
Hell is filled with Jar-Jar AND bad puns?
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Olivetta
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posted May 04, 2005 07:04 PM
Like, DUH And those skeevy Lava POP-Tarts with Darth Vader on them.
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Amka
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posted May 04, 2005 07:06 PM
And car commercials that double the sound volume when they come on.
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Annie
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posted May 04, 2005 07:06 PM
*is amused* *thinks of ways to re-tell the May the fourth joke verbally*
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TMedina
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posted May 04, 2005 07:16 PM
I must salute you - that was so bad, it was good. May all your puns go forth and multiply. -Trevor
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Teshi
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posted May 04, 2005 07:18 PM
Ooooooooooh... I didn't GET it until Annie's post.
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dabbler
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posted May 04, 2005 07:52 PM
Tomorrow, there will be a minute in which the time is: 5:05am in -500 (EST), on 05-05-05. I plan on waking up Justin and telling him it's 5 am on Cinco de Mayo '05. Hopefully I'll live through it
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Dragon
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posted May 04, 2005 08:00 PM
I'm totally looking foward to 05/05/05 too, though I think I'll stick with 5 pm...
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sarcasticmuppet
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posted May 04, 2005 08:13 PM
I like my birthday--5/5/85. Lots of fives. This year will be a nice five year. The last one was 5/5/95, when I turned ten. [/obviousness] dabbler, why don't you do it at 5:05 pm? [ May 04, 2005, 08:14 PM: Message edited by: sarcasticmuppet ]
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starlooker
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posted May 04, 2005 08:30 PM
hehehhehehehehheehehehe. My dad tells an equally bad joke about March 4th.
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mothertree
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posted May 04, 2005 08:35 PM
Because 5:05 pm is technically 1700 hours. 5:55 is somewhat more merciful. My youngest turns 2 tomorrow. I wanted to name her Corona.
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Ryuko
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posted May 04, 2005 08:39 PM
AHAHAHAHAH!!! You are awesome.
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Suneun
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posted May 04, 2005 08:45 PM
Would you believe the spanish teacher at my old high school is named Marguerita Drinker?
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Verily the Younger
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posted May 04, 2005 10:05 PM
And I didn't get it till Teshi's post. How slow does that make me ?
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Olivetta
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posted May 04, 2005 10:24 PM
Verily slow. See, I usually suck at puns. Th epun threads perplex and confuse me, usually. I just couldn't resist (been watching the Clone Wars cartoons on DVD, and they kick a$$ so hard I wish GL would let the animaters go back and redo all his stupid prequels).
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Dan_raven
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posted May 04, 2005 10:40 PM
Dan, with sneaky grin as he attempts to steal this joke."What's todays date?" Wife, "The Fourth." Dan, "Of what." Wife, "May." Dan, "So that makes it..." Wife, "The fourth of May." Dan, #@$#@$#@$#@$ Wife, "What?" Dan, "Its May the fourth." Wife, "May the forth be with you too."
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Olivetta
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posted May 04, 2005 10:43 PM
Someone wished me "Happy Star Wars Day"
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