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Haloed Silhouette
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Post silly, stupid and funny comments here. I'll start:

So, how much extra does that complimentary ticket cost?

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If the black box is the only thing that ever survives the plane crash, why don't they just make the entire plane out of black boxes?
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The Trash Heap has spoken!
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Haloed Silhouette
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(After someone said something stupid:)

"Then God opened the mouth of the she-donkey."

(Replying back:)

"And she saith to Balaam."

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Raia
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quote:
So, how much extra does that complimentary ticket cost?
Depends how many others you buy. [Big Grin]
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JemmyGrove
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Time flies like an arrow;

however, fruit flies like bananas.

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Haloed Silhouette
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quote:
Raia
Whose wife are you? (רעיה.)
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His Savageness
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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When life gives you crap, don't try to make a drink out of it.
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Haloed Silhouette
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What were to happen were there no hypothetical questions?

How come when a person talks to God in a temple or shrine they are religious but on the street they are schizophrenic?

(Regarding the above:)

The real question is, what is the difference?

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Raia
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quote:
Originally posted by Haloed Silhouette:
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Raia
Whose wife are you? (רעיה.)
Ha!

Um... no comment. [Razz]

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A great story about pen with ball.

During the last century, there is an important move to space. Many scientifics try to understand how the body run in space, how the sun shine, how Earth birth, etc. So, for that NASA organised many experiment. And each experiment are executed by spacemen, and noticed on papers. But in the first time, pens did not run. There is no gravity to push the ink to the ball.
Great problem !
NASA decided to work on it. And after two intensive work years, and one million dollars, they manage to make a pen with ball who run in space ! They are too strong !

During this period, Russians have the same great problem. But it is well-known they have no fund to realise research. And use spy to rob the american research are not as important as military plans.
So, They used paper pencil... [Smile]

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quidscribis
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Why did the Mormon cross the road?


To get to his other wife.

[ROFL] Okay, so it's a really really bad joke, but it's the only one I know. *sigh*

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Raia
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[ROFL]
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Tante Shvester
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Question:
What is that black spot in the middle of bird poop?

Answer:
That's also bird poop.

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If your eye hurts when you are drinking coffee, then take out the spoon.
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Person 1: Ask me if I'm a rock.

Person 2: Are you a rock?

Person 1: No.


I don't know why, but this was one of the funniest things ever during finals week.

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Tante Shvester
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True -- it happened to me, at the Drive-Thru:

"I'll have a large black coffee"

"Cream and sugar?"

"No. Black"

(offended) "What did you say to me?"

"Black coffee. Plain. With nothing added."

"Cream and sugar?"

(sigh) "Sure. On the side."

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I have a photographic memory. I just never developed the film. Is it my fault the one hour photo shop hates me?
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