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T_Smith
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You're all wasting your money. Like any GOOD nerd, you should know that by next year there will be Special Gold Series Limited Editon Burninations, valued at 25 cents each. And there will only be like... 20 available.
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Rakeesh
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D'uh, T_Smith. And I'm buying the first and last ones, too. In yo' face!
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Trogdor the Burninator
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**Limited Edition burnination #29 goes to MEC, Trog, however keeps the remaining $2.90**
**Limited Edition burnination #30 goes to Digging holes, Trog then takes lame canadian change, then exchange it for real american dollars.**
**Limited Edition burnination #31 goes to sarcasmo, who will be getting a special surprise from Trog very soon. **
**Limited Edition burnination #32 goes to Rakeesh cause he's a relatively cool guy. Trog keeps the tip**
**Limited Edition burnination #33 goes to beverly, and again, Trog keeps the change.**
**Limited Edition burnination #34 goes to peter h who must be the first person to follow directions**

**Limited Edition burnination #40 -- goes to Rakeesh for reasons already stated.**

**lines em all up against a brick wall, then burninates them long till the flesh falls off their bones and their bones melt.**

**Kills Jacare and TSmith**

SIX MORE TO GO. Get them while they're hot!!!!
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celia60
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*loots the bodies*

hey! i found a dime!
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T_Smith
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Ah what the heck.

Here, have a dime. And could you try to get it to scar "Trog was Here" on my butt?
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Trogdor the Burninator
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**Assigns limited edition Burnination #35 to Nathan, taking time to tattoo the words "Pat wasn't here" on his butt*

And celia -- the Girls are in the mail

[Cool]
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T_Smith
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I wish I could be there when they arrive. Faces like that of which I'm expecting are priceless.
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[Cool]
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*hands trogdor a dollar sized piece of paper with a smilie face and the words "One Million Dollars" scribbled on it.*
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*starts thinking maybe it wasn't such a hot idea to get put on Trog's s$#@ list [Angst] *

[ March 26, 2004, 03:25 PM: Message edited by: sarcasticmuppet ]
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Hey! I ordered two! I got ripped--I want my money back.

*Trogdor swallows dime*

Ok, then, you owe me one.
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*bump*

Hey Trog! I'm officially weirded out now wondering what exactly my "special surprise" is. Spill.
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=)
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If I give you a dollar, will you burninate my husband for me?
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Patrick the Starfish
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I already burninated him. I'll burninate you for ten cents, though.
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Jon Boy
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*pays Pat ten cents to burninate Brinestone*
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**Limited Edition Burnination #36 to Brinestone for ten cents**

**clears throat**

ANNOUNCING!!

THE FINAL DAYS OF LIMITED BURNINATIONS SALE. YOU'VE WANTED IT, YOU'VE COVETED IT, BUT THE PRICE WAS JUST A LITTLE TO STEP FOR YOU.

WELL , WE HEARD YOU.

FOR THE NEXT THREE BURNINATIONS, TROGDOR THE BURNINATOR WILL ONLY CHARGE YOU 9 CENTS FOR YOUR LIMITED EDITION BURNINATION.

THAT'S MORE THAN ONE CENT OFF THE STICKER PRICE.

AND IF YOU BUY NOW, WE'LL THROW IN A CRUISE TO THE BAHAMAS.

BUT HURRY! THIS OFFER IS TOO GOOD TO LAST.
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*hands over twenty cents*

We don't have pennies, and yours are worth twice as much as ours. And hey, that cruise is worth it. [Big Grin]
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Trogdor the Burninator
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**Limited burnination number 37 to tonguedtiedandtwisted**

Don't you wish you learned to fly now?
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Nah, I'm just an earthbound misfit. But thanks for asking.

[Blushing] I've finally been burninated! [Big Grin]
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Trogdor the Burninator
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**Trog is a Pink Floyd lover**
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Phil Tice
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How many burninations can i get for a quarter?

-PT
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::is too::
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Trogdor the Burninator
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One.

You want one? You can't be a hatrack noob without one.

[ March 27, 2004, 09:30 PM: Message edited by: Trogdor the Burninator ]
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Me, me, me - I've never had the pleasure

But as a Brit I've only got pounds and pence

which at the rate of 1 USD = 0.549660 GBP means I owe you 6p

Do you take paypal - if not I have cash

[ March 27, 2004, 09:50 PM: Message edited by: cochick ]
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Phil Tice
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Hook me up with a burnination then. I just gotta have it. Then we'll take this baby straight to the mooooon!!!

-PT
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Trogdor the Burninator
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**Limited Edition Burnination #38 goes to cochick**
**Limited Edition Burnination #39 goes to Phil Tice**

**Lines up both of em, and burninates them long and hard. **

**Then, Trogdor retires.**
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*poof*

(as she goes up in smoke)

*pile of ash sits contentedly on floor*

Thanks Trog
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*salutes Trog's Neon Sign as it goes out*

*lights ciggie off smoulderinating corpse*
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