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Topic: Limited Edition Burninations -- BLOWOUT SALE!!!
Trogdor the Burninator
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posted March 25, 2004 09:24 PM
**Sets up shop. Waits** [ March 27, 2004, 08:47 PM: Message edited by: Trogdor the Burninator ]
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Jon Boy
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posted March 25, 2004 09:29 PM
Ooh! I'm the first in line! *hands Trogdor a bright, shiny new dime*
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Trogdor the Burninator
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posted March 25, 2004 09:30 PM
**peppers Jon Boy with a Limited Edition burnination** Have a nice day.
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Boon
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posted March 25, 2004 09:32 PM
I got a dollar. Can you pass 10 of them out randomly?
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Ela
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posted March 25, 2004 09:34 PM
Ooh, ooh, can I have one? (Maybe it'll help this darn painful hip. )
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Trogdor the Burninator
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posted March 25, 2004 09:42 PM
**Gives Boon 10 random Limited Edition burninations** **burninates (Limited Edition) Ela's painful hip, extend her 10 cents credit at a 10 percent interest rate compounded every minute** Come again. [ March 25, 2004, 09:44 PM: Message edited by: Trogdor the Burninator ]
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skrika03
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posted March 25, 2004 09:46 PM
I don't think I ever got skrika burninated. :hands trogdor 10 pennies:
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Stan the man
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posted March 25, 2004 09:49 PM
With my quarter, can I get two Burninations and you can have the 5 cent tip.
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Trogdor the Burninator
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posted March 25, 2004 10:01 PM
**Burninates skrika and all her kids in a Limited Edition way** **Gives Stan the Man a Limited edition burnination he'll never forget, then does it again** [ March 25, 2004, 10:01 PM: Message edited by: Trogdor the Burninator ]
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skrika03
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posted March 25, 2004 10:08 PM
:eyes shining brightly amid the ash smudged face: Thanks, Trogdor!
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Starla*
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posted March 25, 2004 10:12 PM
*hands Trogdor two nickels* BTW, what makes this burnination different from the others?
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T_Smith
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posted March 25, 2004 10:15 PM
::scoff:: They used to only be a nickle. Stupid inflation. I refuse to pay for a burnination that I deserve for free.
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Starla*
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posted March 25, 2004 10:17 PM
Maybe it's TWICE as good and TWICE as thorough--therefore, TWICE the price. Ohh, Trogdor, baby, I can't wait! (edited for mispelling) [ March 25, 2004, 10:19 PM: Message edited by: Starla* ]
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Trogdor the Burninator
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posted March 25, 2004 10:20 PM
**Gives Starla the limited edition burnination of her life** Thank you. Come again. **flips off Nate**
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Ela
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posted March 25, 2004 10:28 PM
Hip still hurts ::pays 10 cents, comes back for a second round::
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Jon Boy
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posted March 25, 2004 10:29 PM
These are limited edition burninations, Nathan. They only happen once in a lifetime. It's definitely worth the extra five cents.
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Narnia
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posted March 25, 2004 10:31 PM
Do you know that I never was eaten by Slash nor burninated by Trogdor? Am I just that old? *doesn't give Pat any money at all*
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Trogdor the Burninator
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posted March 25, 2004 10:35 PM
**Gives Ela her second Limited Edition burnination directly on her hip region** **Burninates Narnia, the Limited Edition way, because he probably owes her one**
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ClaudiaTherese
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posted March 25, 2004 10:39 PM
All I have is a Canadian dime and a . Please, sir, may I be burninated in the Limited Edition way?
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imogen
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posted March 25, 2004 10:43 PM
I have 20 Australian cents - here you go. Can my limited edition Burnitation be hand-numbered and signed please?
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Trogdor the Burninator
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posted March 25, 2004 10:50 PM
**Accepts the Canadian dime and the as payment for the three extra cents needed and gives CT a Limited Edition Burnination** **Burninates imogen, then signs imogen's burnt keister with thusly: "Limited Edition Burnination number #19 of 40.** [ March 25, 2004, 10:52 PM: Message edited by: Trogdor the Burninator ]
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Derrell
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posted March 26, 2004 01:32 AM
*hands Trogdor a dime*
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Zevlag
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posted March 26, 2004 01:35 AM
::tosses a 50cent piece Pat's way:: One for now, and the other, I want to collect in person sometime
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Trogdor the Burninator
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posted March 26, 2004 01:36 AM
**Burninates Derrell -- the 20th limited edition burnination offered of forty**
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Ryuko
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posted March 26, 2004 01:36 AM
Whoa! I need a burnination!!! (tosses Trog a shiny new dime)
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Trogdor the Burninator
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posted March 26, 2004 01:39 AM
** Burninates Zevlag -- one for now, and the other in person** Silly Zevlag. Trogdor isn't real. He's only an online persona I use to turn the forum discussions to me. And I don't make change, sorry.
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Derrell
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posted March 26, 2004 01:46 AM
Trogdor, can i get a burnination for Bob and dkw as an engagement present? *tosses Trogdor two dimes*
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Trogdor the Burninator
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posted March 26, 2004 02:00 AM
Normally I would say no, but in this case, I'll make an exception. **Gives limited edition burninations to Bob and dkw**
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Derrell
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posted March 26, 2004 02:05 AM
Thank you Trogdor. I wanted to do something to help them mark this special occasion.
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Da_Goat
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posted March 26, 2004 02:13 AM
*hands Trogdor two dimes* One for me, and one for my untoasted bread.
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Da_Goat
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posted March 26, 2004 02:21 AM
code: _ || _ _ || _ _ And I was gonna give that toast to the homeless!
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Pippin
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posted March 26, 2004 02:23 AM
*is tossed in from somewhere and a dime flies out of his pocket to Trogdor* [ March 26, 2004, 02:23 AM: Message edited by: Pippin ]
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Rappin' Ronnie Reagan
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posted March 26, 2004 02:27 AM
Hmm... ::digs through room and finds a dime:: ::hands dime to Trogdor::
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Wonko The Sane
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posted March 26, 2004 02:29 AM
Who is tossing hobbits? also ill take a Burnination *hand Trogdor 10 cents*
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Trogdor the Burninator
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posted March 26, 2004 02:32 AM
*burninates Rappin Ronnie Reagan, then burninates Wonko the sane for the 27th and 28th Limited Edition burninations, respectively. ** [ March 26, 2004, 02:35 AM: Message edited by: Trogdor the Burninator ]
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MEC
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posted March 26, 2004 10:39 AM
*hands trogdor a three dollar bill*
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digging_holes
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posted March 26, 2004 10:50 AM
*bounces newbie-ishly* Oo, oo, ooooo!! I've never been burninated before! Can I can I can I? *hands Trogdor a whole pile of (canadian) dimes and continues bouncing*
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sarcasticmuppet
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posted March 26, 2004 10:50 AM
*hands Troggy a nickel and five pennies, muttering about poor college students*
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Rakeesh
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posted March 26, 2004 11:59 AM
I'd like to buy the next Limited Edition Burnination (tm.), and the 40th Limited Edition Burnination (tm.), please. I am willing to pay extra for the reservation. *hands over $0.30*
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beverly
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posted March 26, 2004 12:16 PM
I'd say I'm long overdue for a good burnination. Oh, I've got 2 dimes, so gimmie a double-dose. *scrunches up face* Sock it to me, Troggie.
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peterh
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posted March 26, 2004 12:20 PM
*gets in line* *hand over the 10 cent piece* *waits patiently*
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