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Trogdor the Burninator
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**Sets up shop. Waits**

[ March 27, 2004, 08:47 PM: Message edited by: Trogdor the Burninator ]

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Jon Boy
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Ooh! I'm the first in line!

*hands Trogdor a bright, shiny new dime*

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Trogdor the Burninator
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**peppers Jon Boy with a Limited Edition burnination**

Have a nice day.

[Smile]

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Stan the man
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But all I gots is a quarter.
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I got a dollar. Can you pass 10 of them out randomly?
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Ooh, ooh, can I have one? [Razz]

(Maybe it'll help this darn painful hip. [ROFL] )

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Trogdor the Burninator
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**Gives Boon 10 random Limited Edition burninations**

**burninates (Limited Edition) Ela's painful hip, extend her 10 cents credit at a 10 percent interest rate compounded every minute**

Come again.

[Smile]

[ March 25, 2004, 09:44 PM: Message edited by: Trogdor the Burninator ]

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I don't think I ever got skrika burninated. :hands trogdor 10 pennies:
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Stan the man
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With my quarter, can I get two Burninations and you can have the 5 cent tip.
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Trogdor the Burninator
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**Burninates skrika and all her kids in a Limited Edition way**

**Gives Stan the Man a Limited edition burnination he'll never forget, then does it again**

[ March 25, 2004, 10:01 PM: Message edited by: Trogdor the Burninator ]

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skrika03
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:eyes shining brightly amid the ash smudged face: Thanks, Trogdor!
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Stan the man
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I feel blessedly burninated
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Starla*
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*hands Trogdor two nickels*

BTW, what makes this burnination different from the others?

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::scoff::

They used to only be a nickle. Stupid inflation. I refuse to pay for a burnination that I deserve for free.

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Starla*
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Maybe it's TWICE as good and TWICE as thorough--therefore, TWICE the price.

Ohh, Trogdor, baby, I can't wait! [Wink]
(edited for mispelling)

[ March 25, 2004, 10:19 PM: Message edited by: Starla* ]

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Trogdor the Burninator
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**Gives Starla the limited edition burnination of her life**

Thank you.

Come again.

[Smile]

**flips off Nate**

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Could you give my wife a singing burn-o-gram?
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Hip still hurts

::pays 10 cents, comes back for a second round::

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Jon Boy
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These are limited edition burninations, Nathan. They only happen once in a lifetime. It's definitely worth the extra five cents.
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Do you know that I never was eaten by Slash nor burninated by Trogdor? Am I just that old?

*doesn't give Pat any money at all*

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Trogdor the Burninator
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**Gives Ela her second Limited Edition burnination directly on her hip region**

**Burninates Narnia, the Limited Edition way, because he probably owes her one**

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All I have is a Canadian dime and a [Kiss] .

Please, sir, may I be burninated in the Limited Edition way?

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I have 20 Australian cents - here you go.

Can my limited edition Burnitation be hand-numbered and signed please?

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**Accepts the Canadian dime and the [Kiss] as payment for the three extra cents needed and gives CT a Limited Edition Burnination**

**Burninates imogen, then signs imogen's burnt keister with thusly: "Limited Edition Burnination number #19 of 40.**

[ March 25, 2004, 10:52 PM: Message edited by: Trogdor the Burninator ]

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*hands Trogdor a dime*
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::tosses a 50cent piece Pat's way::

One for now, and the other, I want to collect in person sometime [Smile]

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**Burninates Derrell -- the 20th limited edition burnination offered of forty**
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Whoa! I need a burnination!!! (tosses Trog a shiny new dime)
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Trogdor the Burninator
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** Burninates Zevlag -- one for now, and the other in person**

Silly Zevlag. Trogdor isn't real. He's only an online persona I use to turn the forum discussions to me.

And I don't make change, sorry.

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**Burninates Ryuko, in a limited edition way. **
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Derrell
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Trogdor, can i get a burnination for Bob and dkw as an engagement present?

*tosses Trogdor two dimes*

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Trogdor the Burninator
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Normally I would say no, but in this case, I'll make an exception.

**Gives limited edition burninations to Bob and dkw**

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Derrell
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Thank you Trogdor. I wanted to do something to help them mark this special occasion.
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*hands Trogdor two dimes*

One for me, and one for my untoasted bread.

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**Burninates Da Goat, passes on the bread, keeps the dime**
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And I was gonna give that toast to the homeless!
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*is tossed in from somewhere and a dime flies out of his pocket to Trogdor* [Confused]

[ March 26, 2004, 02:23 AM: Message edited by: Pippin ]

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Do you take Visa?
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Trogdor the Burninator
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**burninates Pippin, with limitless edition abandon**
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Nope. I do take Discover, though.
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Hmm... ::digs through room and finds a dime::

::hands dime to Trogdor::

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Who is tossing hobbits? also ill take a Burnination *hand Trogdor 10 cents*
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*burninates Rappin Ronnie Reagan, then burninates Wonko the sane for the 27th and 28th Limited Edition burninations, respectively. **

[ March 26, 2004, 02:35 AM: Message edited by: Trogdor the Burninator ]

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*hands trogdor a three dollar bill*
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*swords Trogdor*

That bloody dragon's a menace.

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*bounces newbie-ishly*

Oo, oo, ooooo!! I've never been burninated before! Can I can I can I?

*hands Trogdor a whole pile of (canadian) dimes and continues bouncing*

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*hands Troggy a nickel and five pennies, muttering about poor college students*
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I'd like to buy the next Limited Edition Burnination (tm.), and the 40th Limited Edition Burnination (tm.), please. I am willing to pay extra for the reservation.

*hands over $0.30*

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I'd say I'm long overdue for a good burnination. Oh, I've got 2 dimes, so gimmie a double-dose.

*scrunches up face*

Sock it to me, Troggie.

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*gets in line*

*hand over the 10 cent piece*

*waits patiently*

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