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Elizabeth
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You know, Paul and I have a retroactive date to plan here, Polio. Could you show some respect?

Paul, I have decided the best time is NOT my sophomore year. i got a bit chubby that year, and you like the lean types. So, fast forward a year to junior year(1984-1985)I was playing ice hockey, in very good shape, and doing well in school. Single, and not happy about it.

i LOVE the North End, but dang it, I am underage!

Wait, no I am not! The drinking age in Mass was 19 then! Would you buy me a sambuca to close out the meal? I would have given you anything then...

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Richard Berg
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It's lots of fun to make actual dating sites complementary. If a bunch of people register, you can see how well you match up and laugh at strange people with each other. As it turns out, match percentages among people whom you already hang out with for their words alone can be very high.
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Polio
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Narrativium; [ROFL] It's the same thing. "Honey, you should have brought a blanket." "Sweetie, this music sucks. Do you have any Backstreet Boys CDs?" "EEK! A SPIDER!" "Why didn't you bring any bug spray?" "I hate peanut butter sandwiches, what were you thinking?" "Let's go home."
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mackillian
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Least it isn't nosepicking.
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Elizabeth
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Darn it, it is just like 1984. I have been stood up again!
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*Drives up in 1955 Chevy Bel Air.

Hey, Paul asked me to pick you up and take you to his place since it's on my way to friend's house where I was headed to. His car broke down and he's borrowing mine. Ya two just need to drop me off at my friend's place on yer way.

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Paul Goldner
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Hey, I haven't stood you up yet [Wink]

Yeah, I'd buy you a sambuca.

There are some really great resturants in the north end.

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Elizabeth
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Paul: I like the "yet." ha ha

There was one restaurant my uncle took me to in the Nawth End years ago. I wish I remembered the name.

I would also be happy to go to the Newbridge Cafe in Everett. Ever hear of that? Steak tips from heaven!

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Paul Goldner
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Haven't heard of it. Perhaps I'll try it out at somepoint!
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Re: the Jewish/Atheist thing:

I know tons of Jewish Atheists, and I'm dating one of them. He really, really likes being Jewish - the rituals, the culture, going to temple for high holy days, etc. - but happens to not believe in a god. He considers being Jewish an important part of his identity.

I like to joke that he has plenty of religion, but no faith, while I have plenty of faith, but no religion.

I also have a friend who believes Judaism is purely a religion, and not cultural at all. He doesn't believe in a god, doesn't consider himself Jewish, and gets offended when people identify him as a Jew (it doesn't help that his last name is Cohen).

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Sorry, Paul, I'm a horrible matchmaker, and most of my friends are guys. The girls I do know in the Boston area are either a) too psycho to inflict on anyone, b) not your stated 'type' at all, c) already smitten with someone, or d) some combination of the above.

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saxon75
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quote:
I was BORN in 1980.
Jamie, I think I knew you were younger than me, but when I stop and think that, in all likelihood, you are younger than my little brother it kind of weirds me out.
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Suneun
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Hey Paul. My network is working for you. They want to know if you want a blind date, or if you want to be introduced to some people on friendster or some such profiling service.

Wink. I guarantee all intelligent, pretty girls. We can do the blind date or the online introductions.

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Paul Goldner
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Either way works for me.
I'd probably be less nervous if I talked online first, but would feel less pressure on a blind date.... Whatever.

So, interested in going on a date with my roommate?

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Suneun
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Dude, I've met your roommate. He liked Beca, not me [Smile]
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I know I've heard this from a comedian somwhere, but the quote was
quote:
You are in trouble when the "blind date" includes a seeing eye dog
Don't know who said it though. I'm sure I remembered it because of the dog reference.

AJ

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celia60
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saxy, how old is your brother?
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Paul Goldner
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Yeah, mostly I screwed up on that... apparently I was supposed to ask if you were single :-/ Of course, greg asked me to check out the situation when I was 90% asleep, and was himself 90% asleep, so much miscommunication ensued.
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Beca
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No wonder that seemed so weird.
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mackillian
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Saxon--January 9, 1980. Am I older or younger than your little brother?
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I guess at this point you should go ahead and call me a bad brother. He was actually born on 2/28/1981. I was thinking to myself, "OK, so he was born in February of 1980 so he'd be... hang on, there's no way he's 24 yet..." I'm such a retard sometimes.
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mackillian
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HAha.
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celia60
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So glad you said it yourself. Knowing about when Mack's birthday is, I couldn't make the math work out with your birthday at all.

[Laugh]

*hopes she's less retarded in her old age*

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mackillian
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Isn't like you could be MORE.
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celia60
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I meant less retarded than old man saxon over there.
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mackillian
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That was WAY belong my expectation for Celia-Retaliation-Zinger
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celia60
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I'm sorry, but you are no longer eligible for witty retorts. If you would like to renew your membership, please send $50.00 to celia in the next 10 business days and your account will be unlocked. This process may take up to 30 days to complete, so please be patient.
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mackillian
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[Eek!]

MUCH better. MUCH.

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Ralphie
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I've decided it's a good idea that none of the newbies have and/or voice an opinion about anything.

Newbie is anyone with a registry date later than 2002.

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rivka
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[Laugh]
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mackillian
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Back in your cage, newbie.
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--|-- Ralphie

(Did I do that right? I'd hate to offend with my noobness.)

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rivka
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[Taunt] to mack

Soon I will have more posts than you. Then we'll see who's the newbie. [Big Grin]

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mackillian
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You screwed it up. dash dash capital I dash dash
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--I--
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* coughs *

dash dash pipe dash dash.

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Nick
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Registered December 2002. [Smile]

That's not counting my other name, Wetchik. [Smile]

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Hmm, trying to trick the noob? --L-- just looks silly. [Taunt]
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Suneun
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Paul, do you really think your roommate and I are personality matches?
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mackillian
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capital i

YOU CAN ASK PAT! HE CAME UP WITH IT!

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Paul Goldner
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I have no idea. He's going back to work after a three month injury layoff as of tomorrow, so we'll see if he perks up then.

I certainly think he's an interesting guy, and he's got an... interesting sense of humor.

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mackillian
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What happened to him? o_O
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Wait, is this the roommate who...I vaguely recall something having to do with emergency rooms....
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Paul Goldner
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Yeah, this is the EMT roommate.

He basically broke his rotator cuff. Couldn't really raise his arm above his shoulder.

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quote:
--|-- Ralphie

(Did I do that right? I'd hate to offend with my noobness.)

You can stay, Dag, as I believe you may be the only newbie to understand the importance of Ralphie-luv.

Even if you haven't experienced it yet.

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HEY! I understand the importance of Ralphie-luv!
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Ralphie luvs me, but she also thinks I'm a teletubby. [Cry]

If my emotions weren't so horribly distraught, it'd almost be kinky.

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Which teletubby?
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mackillian
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Does it really matter?
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rivka
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I think tt&t might hope it's not the purple one.
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[ROFL]
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