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Well, it was bev who took away my newbie purity. We can all blame her from now on for preying on helpless newbies and forcing them to grow up too fast.
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skillery doesn't - *Glances around suspiciously* do you, skillery???? and he started the darn thing . . .
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No breasts any more. I've lost ten pounds since Hobbes started posting about cycling. Thanks Hobbes for getting me off my bum.
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*Walks in stark naked with club then starts eloquent dialogue* Thought about makin a real man post in the men's clique, but then realized that would be ridiculous. For starters, real men recognize no clique that bars them out and need no clique that's meant for to boost their ego as it is already infinitely high, therefore I am joining the women's clique for obvious real man reasons. So now since the women are all over here, why the heck should I, as a real man, be over there. Real men aren't gay. *end eloquent dialogue, throws hatrack women's clique over shoulder and heads for cave*
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yes I thought so but I just can't shake the feeling that I'm forgeting something. It centers around the fact that this sort of technique was very likely tried back when all men were real men but somehow the majority of us became the pathetic lap dogs we are today and that now even those real men among us tend to view this sort of thing as unwise at this point, no matter how logical and sensible it may be. Maybe it has something to do with the fact that women are a little like primitive gods... not always exactly logical but you sure as hell don't want to piss them off... ... Which I have done, haven't I... That would make me, oh what's the word... Ah yes: stupid. But you see, I believe I may have found a loophole. We must first examine the threat that the hypothetical women present to the hypothetical primitive man. Since it's unlikely to be a direct physical threat, it has to be a more subtle one through genetics, ganging up, treachery, and child rearing. So through Genetics and the way I was raised, I would never actually say such unchivalrous things in front of ladies, for fear of directly or indirectly weeding myself out of the gene pool, but last time I checked there are no genes in cyberspace so Unless of course they tell their friends and those friend tell their friends and those friends tell their friends... which is exactly the phenomnenon that I was most worried about in the first place So new theories on dealing with women based on the laws of thermodynamics: law 1 you can't win you can only break even, law 2 you can't break even. Except that I have yet to uncover my master plan, for which I have studied and seen in action though perhaps with more innocent intentions I will take all my smack talking together with lots of BS and a little bit of virtue and turn it into a major religion, at which point women will cease to remember that I am a chauvanistic jerk and decide that I am dead sexy! Which should have the added benefit of stalling the women's lib movement for say, oh, two thousand years. j/k I'm not quite that cynical. Actually nowhere close, nice theory though Posts: 1103 | Registered: Apr 2002
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Wow I'm really overdoing the emoticons, actually maxed out there, probably due to nervousness... anyhoo... *runs like bat out of heck for hatrack men's clique*
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You have five devil smileys. Four them laughing together in pairs. You mean that wasn't on purpose? *amused*
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Seems like this clique is clicking along nicely. Count me in. And for the nth time, yup, I'm a girl. Oh yeah, since I'll be 40 tomorrow, I think I'm supposed to start saying woman, but the thought seriously alarms me.
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I think if beverly can start the "Ask a 27 year old male homosexual thread" skillery can start... this thing.
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Just watched Axe Murderer this weekend (for the approximately 100th time)! Excellent timing! Unfortunately, I've a bad habit of quoting movie lines, so everyone is suffering.
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So new theories on dealing with women based on the laws of thermodynamics: law 1 you can't win you can only break even, law 2 you can't break even. Except that I have yet to uncover my master plan, for which I have studied and seen in action though perhaps with more innocent intentions ![[Evil]](graemlins/evil.gif)
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