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kojabu
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"The trash can is taking a shower."
"That's not the first shower that trash can has taken..."

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Eaquae Legit
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"She's blowdrying my butt!"
"Careful, or I'll diffuse your ass!"

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mackillian
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quote:

"That's okay. If you feel that strongly, you can read and write about a book other than Harry Potter. Just bring in a note from your parents..." (he said he paused here while better judgement failed him) "...and while you're at it, bring in a list of all the other books you find offensive. We can pile them all in the middle of the room and set them on fire."

[ROFL]
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T_Smith
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"The guy said he could turn me on earlier today, just over the phone. I don't understand how the guy could turn me on over the phone, and now here you are saying we need a tech to come and turn me on.... So how long will it be until you turn me on?"

Whats sad is this isn't the only case of things like this.

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TheHumanTarget
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"This will only take a minute, I just need to crawl under your desk."
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TheHumanTarget
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I love listening to some of our I.T. administrators:

"Everybody's going down. I was working on Heather and she went down, so I moved on to Peg and she went down too."

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Miriam
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"Daddy, Mommy won't let any of us go downstairs. She almost got electrocuted by the grill"

(It's a gas grill. What can I say, I'm talented.)

"Are the nachos supposed to be on fire?"

(I was having a bad cooking day.)

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