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Topic: LOTR Wenches' Tavern
Telperion the Silver
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posted April 19, 2004 01:35 PM
Wait... Shelob is AFRAID of my light??
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skillery
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posted April 19, 2004 02:04 PM
*tries to keep goat from nibbling on Kama's toes*[ April 19, 2004, 02:28 PM: Message edited by: skillery ]
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Telperion the Silver
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posted April 19, 2004 02:39 PM
Strokes the new slippery Skillery...
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Ela
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posted April 19, 2004 05:27 PM
It's so easy to get mixed up between Beren One Hand and Beren Halfhand.
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Vána
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posted April 19, 2004 09:09 PM
Oh dear, it seems I'm a bit late this year. But, I have arrived at last! I'm pretty sure I heard a request for some spring showers - don't worry, that's all taken care of.
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Shan
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posted April 19, 2004 09:20 PM
Waves at Vana.
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Vána
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posted April 19, 2004 09:25 PM
Sure!
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fallow
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posted April 20, 2004 01:02 AM
*fallow blinks and sits bolt upright*
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skillery
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posted April 20, 2004 01:29 PM
*stomach growls*
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Jenny Gardener
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posted April 20, 2004 02:18 PM
Those would be fresh morels, sauteed in butter and a little wine. I've added a few simple herbs, and it should be ready about the same time the bread comes out of the oven!
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skillery
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posted April 20, 2004 03:21 PM
*slides down the bench next to Derrell, leaving room for the goat*
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Olivetta
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posted April 20, 2004 03:36 PM
And I have some freshly picked strawberries with cream for dessert!
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Derrell
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posted April 20, 2004 03:38 PM
Bring on the stew.
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skillery
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posted April 20, 2004 06:08 PM
*realizes that he forgot to wash behind his ears*
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Jenny Gardener
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posted April 20, 2004 07:47 PM
The Elves won't be as eager to whisper sweet nothings to you if you are unclean...but we have lots of strawberry-scented bubble bath available!
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Eruve Nandiriel
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posted April 20, 2004 08:35 PM
Ah yes, but we can whisper sweet nothings in the elves' ears!
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Olivetta
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posted April 20, 2004 09:10 PM
*drags chair over next to Haldir*
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MaydayDesiax
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posted April 20, 2004 10:19 PM
::takes out guitar again:: And how about we make it a dinner show?
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skillery
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posted April 21, 2004 12:38 AM
*rolls up sleeves*
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skillery
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posted April 21, 2004 09:51 AM
*wonders what became of the goat*
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Jenny Gardener
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posted April 21, 2004 02:25 PM
*Notes skillery's sudden pallor*
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skillery
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posted April 21, 2004 02:33 PM
*hands Jenny the can of Black Flag on her way through the door*[ April 21, 2004, 02:38 PM: Message edited by: skillery ]
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skillery
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posted April 21, 2004 07:04 PM
*shakes off the effects of the psychedelic psilocybin mushroom stew just in time to see Jenny going after the goat with a large knife*
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Shan
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posted April 21, 2004 08:56 PM
*Eyes open wide at the sight of the giant spider, observes Jenny dressed as a Mistress of Lolth and resumes tying back rosebushes placidly*[ April 22, 2004, 08:50 PM: Message edited by: Shan ]
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skillery
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posted April 22, 2004 12:08 AM
*stops to pick up a familiar object by the side of the path*
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fallow
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posted April 22, 2004 12:31 AM
*THUD*
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Shan
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posted April 22, 2004 09:54 AM
*Clears throat and raises an eyebrow*
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skillery
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posted April 22, 2004 10:50 AM
*thanks Shan*
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Jenny Gardener
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posted April 22, 2004 02:01 PM
*Waves black flag to draw spider's attention away from the tavern. Yells "Attercop!" a couple of times to let the spider know she means business. Lures the spider away, then brandishes Sting. Spider sighs, pays tribute of spidersilk, and scurries back to its home in Mirkwood.*
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Vána
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posted April 22, 2004 02:26 PM
Don't worry, Telperian, Jenny took care of it. That spider wasn't quite big enough to hurt you anyway.
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skillery
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posted April 22, 2004 02:57 PM
*finishes dragging Fallow through the doorway and props him up in the corner next to the fireplace*
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Jenny Gardener
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posted April 22, 2004 02:59 PM
Here, ladies. I think we all deserve some of this for our labors!
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Shan
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posted April 22, 2004 08:42 PM
*sighs in appreciation*
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fallow
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posted April 23, 2004 02:35 AM
"aqua!"
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Olivetta
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posted April 23, 2004 09:11 AM
*Drinks miruvor*
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skillery
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posted April 23, 2004 10:59 AM
*vaguely recalls having seen an Aqua Velva skit in another life*
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Telperion the Silver
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posted April 23, 2004 12:21 PM
Fallow... you're so fallow... eat something. I'm sure we can get you some roast spider steak...
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fallow
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posted April 23, 2004 11:58 PM
*opens both eyes just as two noxious palms slap and sting his cheeks*[ April 24, 2004, 12:01 AM: Message edited by: fallow ]
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Olivetta
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posted April 24, 2004 11:47 AM
*hands out napkins*
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doobie
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posted April 24, 2004 04:44 PM
*arrives with monthly delivery of Old Toby and Longbottom Leaf*
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MaydayDesiax
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posted April 24, 2004 05:17 PM
::opens the door:: Doobie! Come in, come in! Oh, why thank you for the pipeweed--we'll have some happy hobbits tonight.
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skillery
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posted April 24, 2004 07:12 PM
*comes out of hiding*
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doobie
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posted April 25, 2004 12:37 AM
"My master, Mr. Hornblower apologizes for the dreadful condition of this weed. It seems that something has been sucking the sap out of the plants. The entire Southfarthing has been affected. We are also sad to report that there will be no more shipments of Southern Star this year. Our crop has been wiped out.”
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Jenny Gardener
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posted April 25, 2004 03:40 AM
Not everything with eight legs is a spider, you ninnies! This is squid, in a light creme sauce with fresh asparagus. We serve it on a bed of spinach noodles with a side of brown bread and a fruit sorbet.
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doobie
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posted April 25, 2004 11:15 AM
*grimaces at the thought of chewing the rubbery squid*[ April 25, 2004, 12:53 PM: Message edited by: doobie ]
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