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Topic: LOTR Wenches' Tavern
skillery
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posted April 26, 2004 06:02 PM
*bows to Telperion, Giver of Light* [whispers to Derrell] I think we've found a light source for our explorations. Did you see that guestbook over on the bar? Do you think there might be a clue in the book about this hidden chamber? [whispers to Telperion] We seem to have attracted The Inspector's attention while you were in the closet. What should we do about him? *wonders what role the goat will play in all this* *looks around for goat* *sees goat standing on the bar, chewing on the guestbook* [whispers to Telp and Derrell] Guys, we've got to get that book away from the goat!
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Derrell
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posted April 26, 2004 07:06 PM
*whispers to skillery* When's the inspector gonna leave?*
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skillery
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posted April 26, 2004 07:12 PM
[whispers to Derrell] I don't know, but did you notice that sharp, pointy, metal object slung from his hip? I wonder if he knows how to use it. Try saying something to him in French.
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Shan
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posted April 26, 2004 07:40 PM
*Happily sautes some shrimp to adorn the bed of fresh greens.* *Hums under her breath* *Ponders which dressing would be most complementary to the salad.*
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MaydayDesiax
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posted April 26, 2004 09:32 PM
::shakes finger at the goat:: Now, now, you know better! ::takes the guestbook away from the goat and starts reading, until she notices skillery, Derrell, and Telperion staring at her:: May I help you lads?
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skillery
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posted April 26, 2004 09:37 PM
Just wondering if there are any good stories in there. We like stories, don't we boys.
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MaydayDesiax
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posted April 26, 2004 09:43 PM
::looks at the book, then skillery, then back and up again:: I dunno... I really missed the tavern last time, just came for a drink. ::walks over and hands him the book:: If there are any good adventure stories, will you tell me about them? I love a good story, especially about magic and ma--never mind. ::goes back to the bar mumbling something about magic and how breakdancing wizards are a disgrace::
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Javert
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posted April 26, 2004 09:45 PM
*Has spent some time investigating this talking tree...steps back, looking at skillery and Derrell.* You two have a liscence for this tree? If not I'll have to ticket you... *Pulls out his sword* ...and tow the tree.
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MaydayDesiax
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posted April 26, 2004 09:48 PM
Oh! ::rushes over to Javert:: Good inspector, sir, please don't cause trouble in the tavern! Come have another ale, sir. ::drags Javert to a table and gets him another ale::
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skillery
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posted April 26, 2004 10:03 PM
*thanks Mayday* *thumbs through the guestbook* *finds a page not eaten by the goat* Hmmm... Look here boys. Looks like a group of wizards passed through here some time ago. Says they enjoyed their time spent in the Wizards' Bachelor Pad. Some ladies signed the book too...said the wizards were an obnoxious lot. Hmmm... Wonder what became of those wizards. Telp, did you see anything beyond the closet that looked like a wizards' lair? Telp?? Must be asleep.
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MaydayDesiax
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posted April 26, 2004 10:31 PM
::looks over skillery's arm at the book:: Oh, the Bachelor Pad... they had a trampoline down there... ::mumbles something about lechery draining power::
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skillery
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posted April 26, 2004 10:38 PM
*notices that Mayday seems to be interested in our little adventure* [whispers to Mayday] We're trying to find out if there are any secret chambers around here that need exploring. Are you new here?
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MaydayDesiax
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posted April 26, 2004 10:47 PM
Yes, but I know of the Bachlor Pad. It was downstairs... I don't know the location of it, though. ::thinks:: If we go exploring, I can defend us! I just need a sword... Or some arrows... Or a staff... Or... Nope, never mind! I'll just... yeah. [ April 26, 2004, 10:48 PM: Message edited by: MaydayDesiax ]
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Javert
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posted April 26, 2004 10:50 PM
*smiles* Does someone need a sword? *grins up at Mayday from behind his ale*
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MaydayDesiax
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posted April 26, 2004 10:54 PM
A ha. ::flashes a knife stuck in her boot:: I can defend myself.
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Javert
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posted April 26, 2004 10:55 PM
I was offering to lend mine, not to fight.
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MaydayDesiax
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posted April 26, 2004 10:56 PM
Oh! I thought you were talking about something else. After all, this IS a wench's tavern. Thank you, Inspector Javert! You kind sir.
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skillery
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posted April 26, 2004 10:58 PM
*keeps an eye on The Inspector* [whispers to Mayday] What do you suppose he's up to? Since when do talking trees need a license? Watch him; he looks like one of those fancy fencing types.
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MaydayDesiax
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posted April 26, 2004 11:08 PM
[wispers to skilley] No, I think he's a good guy. He has trustworty eyes. [/wispers] ::curtsies to Javert:: Thank you for your kind offer, good sir.
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Shan
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posted April 26, 2004 11:14 PM
*Smiles benignly on the adventuresome group* "I see you took my advice and recruited a wench for your explorations - Mayday is brave and true!" *Locates a comfy seat with her tempting salad of fresh greens, sauteed shrimp and lemon-pepper dressing*
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skillery
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posted April 26, 2004 11:29 PM
*doesn't like the way The Inspector keeps eyeing the tree* *wants to trust Mayday* *wonders why everyone seems to know about this caper before it's even hatched* *wonders if the wenches are mind-readers* *wishes Mayday would take those silly brushes off her feet* *decides to sleep on it* *curls up in the corner next to the fire*
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Javert
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posted April 26, 2004 11:33 PM
*looks around* Oh great...I lost my ale. *searches* Ale!....AAAAAAALE!
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MaydayDesiax
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posted April 26, 2004 11:37 PM
Aw... (((Javert))) I'll get you a new one. ::takes off the brushes and promptly falls on the slick floor:: Ow...
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skillery
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posted April 27, 2004 01:06 AM
*is startled awake by a loud, clunking sound* *sees Mayday sprawled on the floor* *notices that Mayday has removed the brushes from her feet* [thinks to himself] She must have read my mind. I'm going to have to think more quietly. [/stops thinking] Settles back into the corner.
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fallow
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posted April 27, 2004 01:22 AM
*swallows last morsel of spider steak* *gulp* "sigh...." *belches* *looks around contentedly* *signals passing wench* "'scuse me, Miss, but... hmm... where?" *suppresses fart below audibility* *turns red*
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MaydayDesiax
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posted April 27, 2004 08:37 AM
::gets up slowly:: I meant to do that. ::goes outside to put on shoes:: ::begins to wonder if her fiancee is going to drop by one day...:: ::goes back inside and slips again:: I didn't mean to do that.
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skillery
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posted April 27, 2004 10:55 AM
*is startled awake by a loud, clunking sound* *stretches, yawns* *goes outside to water the rose bushes*
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Telperion the Silver
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posted April 27, 2004 01:11 PM
*yawns* Wha..? Oh sorry... Was on my 7 hour sleep cycle... Shall we explore? *grin*
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skillery
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posted April 27, 2004 01:17 PM
*sees that Telp is awake* *motions for Telp, Derrell, and Mayday to join him in the rose garden* *doesn't want the wenches in the tavern to read his mind or overhear the plans*
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skillery
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posted April 27, 2004 02:40 PM
*practices fencing technique on a rose bush* *en guarde* *engage* *parry quarte-riposte* *retreat-lunge* *parry septime-riposte* *attack to octave* *retreat* *feint to quarte, deceives parry, hits in sixte* *retreat*
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Shan
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posted April 27, 2004 02:44 PM
"skillery! for shame!" "come inside and relax - you are obviously not feeling like your normal good-natured self." *GENTLY takes skillery by the arm and leads him into the tavern* "Hot tea? Chocolate milk? Ale?"
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skillery
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posted April 27, 2004 03:02 PM
How about some OJ to get me started. Thanks Shan. *slumps into a chair* *starts to itch wounded hand* *notices for the first time that the wound has healed* Hmmm...must have been something in Derrell's salve.
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skillery
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posted April 27, 2004 04:10 PM
*takes stock of what he thinks he knows:* There's a secret door inside the closet that leads to a cavernous space. There may be a giant spider or spiders in the secret cavern. The wenches here seem to have tamed Shelob, the giant spider. Shan has a magic talisman that controls giant spiders. Telperion is expecting a visit from Ungoliant, another giant spider. According to the guestbook, the wenches were at one time plagued by bachelor wizards, who took up residence in the basement. According to the guestbook, the Wenches' Tavern used to be a much livelier place. The wenches didn't seem to mind too much when I discovered the secret door. The wenches served psychedelic mushroom stew, and immediately thereafter a giant spider went on the rampage. The only thing that saved me was the magic talisman that the goat had somehow gotten away from Shan. Inspector Javert seems to be trailing either Derrell, skillery, or Telperion. Young Mayday does not seem to be part of whatever is going on here. . [conclusion] The Wenches' Tavern has become a nexus for giant spiders, encouraged and fed by the wenches themselves as a defense against obnoxious bachelor wizard-types. The dwindling number of clientele suggests that the spiders feed on visitors. [/conclusion] . [options] 1. Run 2. Search the spider's lair and liberate any surviving victims. 3. Warn the others, and then run. [/options] *slumps even deeper into the chair* *wonders what part Javert plays in all this* [ April 27, 2004, 04:15 PM: Message edited by: skillery ]
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Telperion the Silver
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posted April 27, 2004 04:58 PM
*sings* And so Javert you see it's true, that man bears no more guilt than YOU! Who am I.... who am I... um.. who AM I?? I'm Jean Val Telperion!
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skillery
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posted April 27, 2004 05:06 PM
*pushes back chair and wanders over to Telperion and Derrell* Derrell, you look tired after standing there all night. *whispers his theory so that only Telperion and Derrell can hear*
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skillery
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posted April 27, 2004 06:04 PM
*sneaks into the kitchen and borrows a large knife* *sneaks into the closet and waits for backup*
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Shan
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posted April 27, 2004 07:31 PM
*Enters room holding large glass og OJ* *Looks around for skillery* *Notices that the closet door is slightly ajar* "Really, skillery - don't you think it's time to come out of that closet now? I have your OJ right here."
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skillery
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posted April 27, 2004 07:47 PM
*gropes around in the dark for the secret latch* *discovers too late that the hidden door is already open* *falls through the opening and lands on the damp stone floor, dropping the knife* *hears a familiar clicking sound behind him* *hunts frantically for the dropped knife* *feels a stabbing sensation in the back of his right hand* *feels a tickling sensation as he is slowly wrapped in silk*
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fallow
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posted April 28, 2004 12:52 AM
*finds own way to the bathroom* *squats* *composes series of clever puns as a distraction from spider-steak-induced indigestion* *hums a spritely tune* *exits toilet, pausing briefly to wonder at the odd noises coming from below the floorboards*
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Telperion the Silver
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posted April 28, 2004 12:35 PM
Skillery! Down foul spider! *shines with glorious Light* *spider clicks in fear and runs away dropping Skillery to the ground* *Skillery's head meets the ground with a loud bump* Smelling salts anyone?
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skillery
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posted April 28, 2004 01:12 PM
OOOF! *wriggles around in the cocoon*
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skillery
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posted April 28, 2004 02:27 PM
*will think twice the next time he considers barging into a girls-only, night out at Chippendales thread*
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Derrell
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posted April 28, 2004 06:00 PM
skillery, sorry, I had to visit the little adventurer's room. *whispers* So, when do we set off on our adventure? [ April 28, 2004, 06:00 PM: Message edited by: Derrell ]
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skillery
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posted April 28, 2004 06:11 PM
*wonders if Jimmy Hoffa ended up this way*
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Derrell
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posted April 28, 2004 06:14 PM
*whispers to skillery* What does Jimmy Hoffa have to do with this? Do you think we'll find him in the wizard's cave? So, are we ready to proceed?
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skillery
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posted April 28, 2004 06:23 PM
*thrashes about in cocoon* *wonders if Derrell will be coming along anytime soon with his elvish blade*
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Derrell
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posted April 28, 2004 06:31 PM
*goes looking for skillery* *finds a cocoon* *carefully slices it open* *helps skillery out*
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