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well, if there is any seriousness left to this thread, which i doubt and don't really care about. i'm available.
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I'd like to thank resnos for his thoughtfulness. He's clearly male, but gently points to the general direction of his goods to ensure no one in the audience is left in query.
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Pretty words, Lalo. But have I ever actually felt the nameless, cold shiver run up my spine as a pair of calculating eyes size me up through binoculars from across the street?
Either deliver, Lalo, or stop making empty promises.
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Stephen is 21. Nate is 19. I love them both.
Stephen is quite charming, but is a momma's boy and so immune to feminine charms that I speculate on his supressed sexuality. (On the other hand, maybe it's just because he's an oblivious engineer.)
Nate, on the other hand, is a spitfire and a half. It will take quite a woman to keep up with him, I doubt he can actually be tamed.
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If there's any problem I have, to hear my girlfriends tell it, it's my overability to deliver. Think of me as e-mail to Tom's Pony Express.
But since you're one of my favorite chicks to stalk/future rugs, here are some calculating eyes, to look out for, baby. Taken all of two minutes ago. The background whited out because I don't want you to know I was going through your panties drawer at the time.
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I think you should calculate exactly how much it would cost you to get those eyebrows plucked.
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That's quite a compliment, Lalo. If anyone is qualified to judge what exactly constitutes "perfectly good camwhoring", it's Toni.
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Pff. Eddie just doesn't realize the difference between being pretty and being sexy yet. Transvestites can be pretty -- Sean Connery's sexy. And Eddie? He's pretty.
And his suggestion that I pluck my eyebrows I submit as one additional, unnecessary proof of his eventual coming to terms that he wants to spend the rest of his life with a burly ex-con named Frank. Prove me wrong!
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On a related note, I think I hit on a transsexual today. She was pretty. So is Eddie. Need I draw a map?
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I don't really think it's a crisis, Banna. Lalo seems pretty comfortable with his crush on Frisco.
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As I said above. Stephen is ambiguously straight. (Ambiguously enough that he's gotten hit on and asked out by gay guys while lifeguarding.) With Nate I don't think you'd have any luck.
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Heh, thanks, dude. I'm not sure anyone but Eddie Izzard's in Frisco's range of prettiness, but I'll settle for being a fine motha****a.
One of these days, I'm gonna fight Eddie (by which I mean the OTHER Eddie that's pretty and likes dressing up in women's clothing) to the death, and with him gone, the contest is down to Andrea and ElJay for the prettiest of Hatrack. And other males are moved up that much further in the food (or whatever) chain, and Orlando Bloom secures his position as the prettiest man EVAR, I say with all the heterosexuality I can muster. Heh. Everybody wins!
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I want to see their pictures too, actually. Send away, AJ -- if I play my cards right, I can get them to fight Eddie to the death, and with all their hot asses gone, though the prison boys will weep bitter tears, I emerge on top!
Speaking of emerging on top, yeah, I'm all for Andrea and ElJay wrestling for the title of hottest. Followed by Mack. Who apparently doesn't know that defined chicks are h0tt0r. But she's a chick, I don't expect her to be that smart anyway -- the strongest argument against feminism is that chicks still dig the male gender. And they wonder why we don't trust them to be president...
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Heh, I try not to take pictures of myself smiling -- it's just my way to be black. And I'll never pass as a black man if they (they being black people, who, as all who vote Republican know, think as a body) see that I'm willing to smile in pictures.
And, yeah, I don't want to whip out my smile until Erkle dies and I get to contest my right to inherit his wealth. My living proof that he's my long-lost daddy!
I'd take the camera outside, but it's an expensive little bastard -- if I whip it out in any of my usual places, it'll get jacked faster than a poor man's salary by a Republican. Though, yeah, taking pictures only before and after I go out seems awfully depressing. Heh, good god, the makers of this camera had such greater plans for its future. But I'll probably try to trade down to a cheaper model before I risk taking it anywhere -- I can't afford to replace it, and besides, I'm not entirely sure I want to provide anyone with physical evidence of what I do in case I'm ever a suspect. (The animals at the zoo like it, goddammit...)
Scuse me as I go back to smelling the hair I got from Ralphie's hairbrush.
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